∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[JustinTimeCuber]

693. You're about to leave on your first date, and your parents decide they need to tell you not to bring your cube. (I wasn't actually going to bring it.)

How would this happen to me? If I even had a girlfriend in the first place, she'd be a cube

 

[FJT97]

she'd be a cube

erm
a cube or a cuber?

 

[shadowslice e]

erm
a cube or a cuber?

Probably both

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

As SSE said, both.

 

[VenomCubing]

694: When you prioritize keeping your cube safe over keeping your phone safe. (me)

 

[cuber314159]

695. When you don't carry your main with you incase you lose it( I did this for a while but my ball is so much better)
696. When you don't carry your main with you incase it gets too much dirt in it
697. When you clean and relube every few weeks

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

697. When you clean and relube every few weeks

That's just when you're slow and want to attribute the slowness to something other than yourself.

 

[asacuber]

698. When you are hailed in the community for abolishing F-Perms and thereby automatically abolishing DNF's

(spot the meme)

 

[cuber314159]

That's just when you're slow and want to attribute the slowness to something other than yourself.

699. when you no longer admit to being slow
700. when you find people asking you about 4lll

and no my cube does get a lot of dirt in it and it does affect my time, not by much but a bit, especially when i use maru for lubricating (it was worse when i used silicone spray) but usually it takes a long time to build up enough and it is more noticeable on stickerless cubes

 

[WombatWarrior17]

700. when you find people asking you about 4lll

701. When you can't remember how to do 4lll

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

702. When you learn 1LLL and don't remember which OLL algs you used anymore

 

[cuber314159]

703. when you try to solve with the beginners, method but just cannot resist easy F2L pairs
704. when you have to say when you see someone else not noticing an F2L pair
705. when you learn algorithm subsets like COLL, WV.
706. when you learn a large subset like VLS, ZBLL, 1LLL
707. when you invent an alt set of 1833 algorithms known as FNPOLL (forced N-perm OLL)
708. when you try and make FNPOLL algorithms
709. when you even think of FNPOLL
710. what about FFPOLL or FEPOLL

 

[cuber314159]

711. when you actually start thinking of potential weird subsets that are not beneficial
712. when you come up with another one: AELS (anti edges last slot) that stops the edges from being orientated during last slot
713. when you have to go and post FNPOLL on the new method and subsets concept idea thread

 

[asacuber]

714. When you develop an f2l skip method

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

714. When you develop an f2l skip method

I'm working on that, sometimes I have to suck it up and go with those lousy XXXcrosses.
At least I generated and learned full LSLL just for the cases that happens.

 

[Y2k1]

698. When you are hailed in the community for abolishing F-Perms and thereby automatically abolishing DNF's

(spot the meme)

DID NOT FPERM!!!!111!1!!!

 

[Ordway Persyn]

715. When you are annoyed 708 had nothing to do with Erik
716. When you want to get the dayan 1-6 for collection
717. You remember when square-1 hardware was terrible
718. You start putting cubes into jars.

 

[VenomCubing]

719: when you try to develop an oll algset that forces there to be two opposite solved edges in the pll stage, reducing pll to only H, T, A, and E cases.
720: When you try to develop a method that compliments that algset
721: when you attempt to figure out how many algs would be necessary for said algset.

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

719: when you try to develop an oll algset that forces there to be two opposite solved edges in the pll stage, reducing pll to only H, T, A, and E cases.
720: When you try to develop a method that compliments that algset
721: when you attempt to figure out how many algs would be necessary for said algset.

If you mean something like OLLEP, that wouldn't include a T perm. EP isn't solved in a T perm. Also recognition would be worse than my normal PLL recognition (pretty bad!)

 

[VenomCubing]

If you mean something like OLLEP, that wouldn't include a T perm. EP isn't solved in a T perm. Also recognition would be worse than my normal PLL recognition (pretty bad!)

I said two solved edges, not all four. with two, a T perm is completely possible. Also, if there were 5 cases instead of 21, your recognition would actually drastically improve, which is the whole reason I thought of it in the first place. If you meant OLL recognition, that is to be expected.