∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

[Alfonzo]

181. You make sure you know how many of these reasons are repeated if any.

182. When you have confirmed that there are none.

 

[cuber314159]

183. When you have confirmed that there are none
184. When you point out that I copied from the last post

 

[OLLiver]

185 when you have three 6ft shelving units in room your dedicated to housing cubes

 

[spiderdud3]

186: everyone in the cubing community stops cubing because of you

 

[shadowslice e]

187. When people know who you are on SS
188. When people know who you are on Reddit
189. When people know your youtube, facebook, SS and Reddit are the same person.

 

[jackersp]

190. when your main is an alpha 5

 

[Tycubing]

191. Your cstimer takes forever to load because of how many solves need to load

 

[Sue Doenim]

192. When you have taken a cube on a 6 day backpacking trip.
193. When you spend half an hour cleaning dust out of that cube to resuscitate it, even though it was a Yuxin Fire.
194. When you are on first-name terms with half the people on this forum.
195. When, when given the assignment to write a paper on the history of anything, you choose speedcubing methods.
196. When you are on part of a forum dedicated to cubing.
197. When you have read the wiki page on cubing memes.

 

[gerzytet]

198: When you invent a skateboard trick called the Rubiks 360
199: When judges have to enforce a TPS speed limit because of you
200: When you hold a mirror cube in front of a mirror to try to see an infinite reflection.
201: When you try to do FMC with every picture of a scrambled cube you see
202: When you try to see how fast you can strip your square-1
203: When solving a stickered original Rubiks cube is an arm workout
204: When you've invented a method for gigaminx BLD
205: When you make an origami pyraminx
206: When you personally know the whole WCA board

 

[Tycubing]

207. When ever doing a class project where you get to choose the project, >5 people ask if you are doing it about a Rubik's Cube
208. When you can solve a 4x4 underwater because you are a swimmer

 

[Luke8]

209. When you have made a speedcube mosaic of every person in your family.
210. When you do a resumé, and next to "occupation", you put "Cuber".
211. When you have personally done an Ao1000 on every single cube timer on the internet.

 

[Luke8]

212. When half of your bookmarks on your computer are cube-related.
213. Whenever you search anything with a "c", "u", "b", or "e", the suggestions box has "speedcubing" suggested.
214. When you sign off all of your emails, even to non-cubers with ,"Happy cubing!".

 

[Tycubing]

215. You have memorized the entire WCA regulations page

 

[asacuber]

216. When you finally realize F R U R' U' F' is actually a Y-Perm

 

[Underwatercuber]

218. When you have now spent more money on cubes then you have spent on your car

 

[Alfonzo]

218. When you have now spent more money on cubes then you have spent on your car

219. When you thought we could do it with out repeats.

 

[cuber314159]

217. you watch

220. you make

221. you watch other cube reviews on budget cubes even though you own the valk3
222. you upload

223. you subscribe to the channel that produced

224. you advertise

on this thread
225. when your phone does not annoyingly autocorrect valk to call
226. when you advertise your channel on this forum
227. when you can't really think of anything else so you just say: please subscribe to my youtube channel; intermediate cuber.
228. when you 3d print cubes.
229. when you get other people to 3d print cubes for you
230. when you own a non commercially available cube.
231. when you realise thecubicle.us is overpriced
232. but you still buy from them.
233. when you point out that it is probably possible to do it without repeats
234. when you have read every post on this thread
235. when you point out that sign no.217 was skipped so write it then skip the next two numbers because they were already done

 

[Ordway Persyn]

236 when you have seen people who have advertised even worse than the post above.
237 when you give people who say "I just peel the stickers off" sticker less cubes.
238 you start your own cubeshop
239 you are sponsored by a cubeshop
240 When you compete in all the events at the speed solving weekly comp.
241 When you have tried weird substances as lube
242 when you have made your own micro-nation just so you can have NR
243 When you move to Antarctica so you can have CR
244 when you move to another planet so you can have WR for that planet.
245 you have seen so many cube videos that your kinda tired of them.
246 you have done OH while eating with your free hand.
247 you make cubes in Minecraft
248 You make rooms in Minecraft to use for MBLD (i saw someone say this in the MBLD discussion)
249 when you think that 248 is ingenious.
250 you have written cuber fanfics.
251 you have no Idea how many of these are repeated.
252 when you bring cubes to campouts
253 When you 3d print a puzzle that costs over a $1000 to make.
254 When you buy said 3d puzzle
255 you have more cubes than friends.
256 when the number of posts in this thread is higher than the number an 8 bit computer can count.

 

[biscuit]

252 when you bring cubes to campouts

I'll raise you one

257 When you take one on high adventure to boundary waters.

 

[Alfonzo]

251 you have no Idea how many of these are repeated.

-1. When you know there are 2 repeats.