Battle of Waterloo 2013

DYK.....

...that my 12.38 Square-1 Single was the fastest sq-1 solve ever done at a Canadian competition?
...that i never saw a moose?
...that duty-free shops have hella baller chocolate?
...that Klit Cement?
...that there is an ASK clone in the works?
...that Forte is super awesome and nice and i got 2 cubes from him?
...that Bill Wang is actually super cool?
...that the Customs agents at the border on the way home made me do a cube solve?
...that Antoine taught me how to say "voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir"?
...that I have 10 CAD left over?
 
DYK...

...We didn't see a moose, but there are in fact boose in Canada?
...They're all fat jokes?
...It only took 2 seconds outside of the car on the road trip for Ryan to get a comment on how awesome his beard is?
...You could probably smuggle things over the border in his beard?
...The best defense mechanism to smuggle said items is by putting toothpicks in his beard?
..."Sir, are there toothpicks in your beard?"
..."Si, senor!"
..."Is it a competition of who can solve it the fastest... or at all?"
...The hardest puzzle at the competition was the bathroom sink?
...The speed limits are actually still in MPH in Canada?
...wtf is a click?
...Ilkyoo goes to school in Pittsburgh, IL?
...I had the fastest official clock solve in Canada by someone not named Evan?
...I got a BLD mean?
...Canadian exit attraction signs have really random, pointless places on them?
...I judged Bill's 6.66, but sadly my eyes don't have a video function?
...There was a streetlight with no intersection, driveway or crosswalk at all?
...lol wtf Milk Convenience Fair?
...They have Ears stores in Canada?
...Hapters?
...I should probably stop making fun of Canada?
...Top o' the mornin', to ya, mate?
...The Michigan caravan will have way too many inside jokes for more roadtrips to come?
 
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DYK...


...Apparently an enhanced drivers license isn't as cool as a passport?
...Canada has stores called "Ears" "Hapters" and "Milk convenience fair"?
...What in the world is a milk convenience fair?
...I got several compliments on my beard?
...that actually happens on a daily basis?
...I'm not sure why, I'm starting to look homeless?
...I can hide things in my beard?
...like toothpicks?
...Half weeks?
...We didn't see any moose but there were an awful lot of boose?
...If I ever lose my job I could easily get another one as a drivers training instructor?
...There are no buses in Chicago?
..."There's a cat in that window and it's making me happy"?
...none of my DYK's so far have been about the comp?
...I set 8 out of a possible 11 official PBs?
...I missed the 2nd round of 3x3 by 1 spot?
...Ilkyoo came all the way to Canada just to play games on his phone?
...My world ranking in clock single is 385?
...My world ranking in clock average is also 385?
...windshield wipers are unnecessary when it's not raining?
...Anthony likes T.V. Show?
...You can spend american money in Canada but not the other way around?
...Minh?
 
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