Cubing:
2x2 - Sub 2.12 Average of 12, Sub 1.75 Average of 5; Official Sub 2.75 Average of 5, Official Sub 1.75 Single loluseless, Learn EG-1 (I've already done 16 so far) and EG-2
3x3 - Sub 10 Average of 12, Sub 9 Average of 5, Sub 6.5 Single, Official Sub 10 Average of 5, Official Sub 8 Single [EXTREMELY HARD GOALS], Learn COLL (except for sunes)
4x4 - Sub 50 Average of 5, Sub 37.5 Single, Official Sub 53 Average of 5, Official Sub 40 Single
5x5 - Sub 1:45 Average of 5, Sub 1:20 Single, Official Sub 1:55 Average of 5, Official Sub 1:45 Single
6x6 - Sub 3:45 Mean of 3, Sub 3:15 Single, Official Sub 4:15 Mean of 3, Official Sub 3:50 Single (I hate 6x6)
7x7 - Sub 6:30 Mean of 3, Sub 5:45 Single, Official Sub 7:30 Mean of 3, Official Sub 6:45 Single (Meh, I don't really care. I am making these quite hard because a Shengshou will help. These may be extremely easy though when I do get a SS.)
OH - Sub 19 Average of 5, Sub 15 Single, Official Sub 22.5 Average of 5, Official Sub 20 Single
BLD - Sub 1 Single, Official Sub 2 Single (Also pretty hard. I plan on practicing BLD a lot more this year, and already have started to.)
4BLD - Sub 13:00 Single, Official Success (A little hard)
5BLD - Sub 45:00 Single, Official Success
3x3 Multi BLD - At least 11 WCA points, Officially at least 6 WCA points (I can't estimate my limits; I've never really gotten near them [Most was 5])
Pyraminx - Sub 4.5 Average of 5, Official Sub 6 Average of 5, Official Sub 4 Single (Officials are hard, but almost every comp has Pyraminx anyway, so I'm good.)
Megaminx - Sub 1:20 Average of 5, Sub 1 Single, Official Sub 1:45 average of 5, Official Sub 1:30 Single
Square-1 - Sub 35 Average of 5, Sub 25 Single, Official Sub 48 Average of 5, Official Sub 35 Single (easyish, but I might not get one [missing corner cap and won't use it] for a few months.)
Clock - Sub 15 Average of 5, Sub 10 Single, Official Sub 19 Average of 5, Official Sub 15 Single (I may or may not get into clock. These are assuming I practice a small amount, like I do now.)
3x3 With FEET!! - Sub 30 Single, Sub 40 Mean of 3, Official NR Single, Official NR Average (EXTREMELY CRAZY HARD! I am probably only gonna have 2 chances: Worlds and Indiana 2013)
FMC

- Sub 35 Moves, Official Sub 45 Moves (I don't care AT ALL)
In real life:
NOYB STALKERS!!!
EDIT: After reading some others, it did give me ideas that aren't "personal":
All A's (EZPZ at my school/grade that I'm in)
Stay fit (Not just cubing)
Maybe speedstack a bit again and get a cycle sub 7 3-6-3 sub 2.6 3-3-3 sub 2
Learn javascript programming + program websites
Get on the basketball team (in Novemberish I think will be my chance, as my current grade doesn't do basketball).
Next school year (7th) do 8th grade math EZPZ but I can't skip 2 classes so whatever.
I just realized these are so nerdy. Except for the second one.

who cares these days.