Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

No idea, but that makes no sense! It's not a triangle, and not a cube at all.
When people say, "Don't you get bored of solving that?" it's understandable, but when someone says "triangle shaped Rubik's cube", then I don't even know what to say.

Once in a while people say "pyramid shaped rubik's cube", but it's still not a cube.
I guess "rubik's cube" simply refers to any twisty puzzle. What would they call a megaminx?
 
What would they call a megaminx?

During my freshman year of high school I took out my shitty chinaminx at the time and some methhead was like, "Holy **** man! It's a Satin cube! He's a satinist!". I had to deal with that crap for a few months.

Other names I have heard:
Ball puzzle
5 sided cube
"Doedecker"
8 and 12 sided thing
Star thing
Impossipuzzle
 
Well, I have heard "weird shaped cube". Again the "cube" of course.

They almost always incorporate "rubik's cube". Probably just any twisty puzzle, like square 1 would definitely be weird shaped rubik's cube.

During my freshman year of high school I took out my shitty chinaminx at the time and some methhead was like, "Holy **** man! It's a Satin cube! He's a satinist!". I had to deal with that crap for a few months.

Other names I have heard:
Ball puzzle
5 sided cube
"Doedecker"
8 and 12 sided thing
Star thing
Impossipuzzle

ball? I suppose it's somewhat like a sphere.. ish...
5 sided? Counting problems...
I have no clue what doe decker would be.
impossipuzzle is probably the best.

what's a satin cube? or a satinist?
/going off topic
 
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They almost always incorporate "rubik's cube". Probably just any twisty puzzle, like square 1 would definitely be weird shaped rubik's cube.



ball? I suppose it's somewhat like a sphere.. ish...
5 sided? Counting problems...
I have no clue what doe decker would be.
impossipuzzle is probably the best.

what's a satin cube? or a satinist?
/going off topic

5 sided - they mean each face has five sides. Sorta akin to how some non-cubers refer to a 2x2 as a "4 cube" since it has 4 stickers.
Doedecker - short for dodecahedron, the shape of the megaminx (12 pentagon sides)
Satin cube - he means Satan, lord of the Christian hell.
Satanist - one who worships Satan.
 
My math teacher actually hated the cubes she took them away if she saw one, even though she showed us Pursuit of Happiness because it had like 2 scenes with the rubik's cube, and my Com. Tech teacher saw my megaminx and just shook his head :P
 
"Dude, you are such an Asian(I actually am Asian, an ABC to be exact); I could never solve that because I'm white."
 
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Because one of my family members called my megaminx a ball, I figured it would be a good gambling mechanism as a 12-sided die. Most of them are gamblers so I will have to host something for them.
 
I most often get:
"get a life"
"cool, now can you help me with my math homework?"
"I can't even solve one side"/"I can only solve one side"
"wow, you're a genius"
"I bet you can't solve mine" (like mine is some kind of elaborate cheat of some kind...)
 
friend: isn't the 2x2 (4x4) harder since it has no centers so you don't know where the colors go?
me: oh, white opposite yellow, blue opposite green, red opposite orange, with white blue red clockwise.
friend: ...

what's the biggest cube?
me: oh, the 17x17 but it costs 1700 dollars, you can buy an 11x11 for around a hundred dollars (i think, i guessed)
can you solve it?
me: yeah, if you buy me one

what's the biggest cube you have?
me: oh, the 7x7
can you bring it to school?
me: no
why?
me: it cost me 70 dollars, and if someone drops it, BOOM, also it's way too big to fit in my bag
...

*walking down hallway to class*
random girl: are you seriously (insert accented voice) CUBING while going to class?
me: yea... (breaks me off)
random girl: yeah, i know your language now, CUBING
me: ok...
 
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friend: isn't the 2x2 harder since it has no centers so you don't know where the colors go?
me: oh, white opposite yellow, blue opposite green, red opposite orange, with white blue red clockwise.
friend: ...

that's seriously how you do a 2x2?
 
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