Official Brest Appreciation Thread

[hyunchoi98]

Brest is only a legend. Some say he reconstructs solves faster than a computer. Some say he goes to competitions just to reconstruct solves that are happening right infront of him. All I know is that he is not a mortal. No man on this planet can have so much skill and live.

He can also memorize EXACTLY what he himself did while solving a cube.
Self-Live-Reconstruction

 

[aronpm]

I also know his name but I've never met him

 

[antoineccantin]

I also know his name but I've never met him

I've already met him without knowing I did

 

[Phlippieskezer]

Never met him, but I've seen him post, and he seems to be quite the fair lad.
Not very good, but the intent is there, right? >.<

Spoiler

His reputation expands faster than the universe.

People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his generosity,
or his kindness.
Either way.
He can will it to see in slow motion.

The moderators often question him, just because they find him interesting.
The significance of his posts are of higher stature than that of all of an average member.
His blood is of Lubix.

He is the most interesting man in the world...
"I don't always post on speedsolving,
but when I do, I inspire all readers."

Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

[Jaycee]

He is the most interesting man in the world...
"I don't always post on speedsolving,
but when I do, I inspire all readers."

This is the best part.

 

[masterofthebass]

Brest me and me Brest!

 

[insane569]

Never met him, but I've seen him post, and he seems to be quite the fair lad.
Not very good, but the intent is there, right? >.<

Spoiler

People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his generosity,
or his kindness.
Either way.
He can will it to see in slow motion.

The moderators often question him, just because they find him interesting.
The significance of his posts are of higher stature than that of all of an average member.
His blood is of Lubix.

He is the most interesting man in the world...
"I don't always post on speedsolving,
but when I do, I inspire all readers."

Stay thirsty, my friends.

You win. But not as much win as brest has. On average Brest wins about 35 times a day.

 

[Sillas]

Brest Rulz!

 

[Specs112]

Brest me and me Brest!

I ship this.

I also ship Waffo lolben, emolover Jaycee, and me Kirjava.

 

[emolover]

You win. But not as much win as brest has. On average Brest wins about 35 times a day.

Wrong.

He wins 1.48 times a day.

 

[Specs112]

Wrong.

He wins 1.48 times a day.

His posts are so winning they contain multiple wins.

 

[emolover]

Wait... how do I Jaycee?

 

[Specs112]

Wait... how do I Jaycee?

It's a bit of a weird ship, I admit, and it's by no means confirmed. But you two are perfect for each other, for reasons I can't articulate.

 

[drewsopchak]

Imagine two Brests. That would be incredible. RIP K.

 

[Specs112]

You know what would be awesome?

If Brest reconstructed this thread.

 

[Jaycee]

emolover Jaycee

Wait... how do I Jaycee?

It's a bit of a weird ship, I admit, and it's by no means confirmed. But you two are perfect for each other, for reasons I can't articulate.

Sorry, but I'm taken

You know what would be awesome?

If Brest reconstructed this thread.

EPITOME OF WINNING.

 

[aronpm]

I ship this.

I also ship Waffo lolben, emolover Jaycee, and me Kirjava.

OTP is aronpm taeyeon

 

[Specs112]

OTP is aronpm taeyeon

I didn't need to say that when I was shipping, it's already canon.

Also I ship Michael Womack Benskoning, and Gaetan Guimond everyone.

 

[StachuK1992]

This reminds me of the old Frank Morris jokes.
Anyone else?

 

[Sa967St]

This reminds me of the old Frank Morris jokes.
Anyone else?

Oh yes!