Cube pickuplines

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During my trip back from NL-airport to NL-Home I did a blindfold solve and this happened:

Female voice: "Do you always do it with your eyes closed?"
Me: Looks away from cube into direction of her voice and opens eyes: "No, that would be such a waste"

I just can't figure out if she used a pickup-line on me, if I used one on her, or if we both did. Anyway, we had a date tonight which wasn't a big success :(
 
AvGalen said:
During my trip back from NL-airport to NL-Home I did a blindfold solve and this happened:

Female voice: "Do you always do it with your eyes closed?"
Me: Looks away from cube into direction of her voice and opens eyes: "No, that would be such a waste"

I just can't figure out if she used a pickup-line on me, if I used one on her, or if we both did. Anyway, we had a date tonight which wasn't a big success :(
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Wow, you've got more game than erik with his girlfriend ;)
 
does ne 1 no ne pick up lines that work??
nt that urs arent bad but does a girl really want to no that u can do it with ur eyes closed
 
These pickuplines are only for fun, of course you shouldn't use most of them to get a girl. Although some would be just fun. There aint such a thing as a perfect pickupline so that every girl wants to come with you to your house... The best pickupline is just hi mostly ;)

Oh and could you please take a bit more care of your English? With all the ne urs and wuts? :)
 
Travelling through the USA as a single man, staying in hostels and travelling by Greyhound bus is a great way to meet girls/woman and trying out some pickuplines:

(After seeing Stephanie Chow solve a Square-1): I like the way you use your hands. You have a very special technique.

(Reverse psychology, but as before I wonder who is using the pickup-line);
Me (while handing her a cube): Only if you can solve this I am still interested in sleeping with you.
She: Can I peel off the stickers?

(While sitting in a Greyhound bus in the middle of the night a baby starts to cry. I was sitting next to a nice girl)
Me: I brought protection with me, so if you wait just a little bit I can make sure we can sleep together
She: (looks at me like I said something completely inappropriate)
Me: (takes a cube out of the bag and hands it to the baby. The baby immediately stops crying and starts playing with the cube)
She: Nice trick and nice line as well!

(Inverse pickupline again):
Me: I came to the USA to play with a 25 year old plastic toy
She: I prefer new latex toys
Me (smiling): I like the plastic toy because it trains my hands
She (smiling back): I prefer the latex toys because it has batteries

(not really a pickupline, but a nice continuation)
Me: If you can get a whole face the same color I will take off a piece of clothing with that color
She: OK
She (solves orange face in about 1 minute)
Me: OK, what if I can solve a face as well
She: I'll race you, but you will have to use that big round cube (7x7x7)

(while studying my cubes)
She: Why does this cube have one really big sticker?
Me: It is a bandaged Square-1. This way it is much more interesting
She (laughing): You just said you were interested in bondage

Basically I can really recommend the hostel/strange country/travelling/cube combination. I have a couple more days left, but I am using a rental car now so I am not meeting as many people as before.
 
Kenneth said:
abbracadiabra said:
Oh my G-d, you guys need help.

Please take my advice: Do not EVER use those lines on a real person.
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We will use them, I promise :cool:

Most girls are so desperate to get a boyfriend the even take a cuber (many here can confirm that)

:D
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people are cubers and anyone can get a girl
it just takes confidence
 
Dene said:
AvGalen said:
Me: I brought protection with me, so if you wait just a little bit I can make sure we can sleep together
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Did you honestly say that straight up??!!
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Yes I did. With the right circumstances and a friendly smile you can get away with every pickupline. Just make sure that you can follow up. In this case the protection was the cube (protected against a night without sleep) and after a nice talk we actually fell asleep together

smskill12 said:
Kenneth said:
abbracadiabra said:
Oh my G-d, you guys need help.

Please take my advice: Do not EVER use those lines on a real person.
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We will use them, I promise :cool:

Most girls are so desperate to get a boyfriend the even take a cuber (many here can confirm that)

:D
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people are cubers and anyone can get a girl
it just takes confidence
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Some people are cubers, but all cubers are people ;)
And confidence is indeed a really important part of a first meeting
 
Erm, I never thought that one of the best cuber actually one of the best playboy:D:D......


However, this is my experience... (a bit off)

My Friend scramble the cube and then told me to solve it. There are 2 girls using computer beside me. I solved it and then one of them said ," WOW!!!!! I can't even solve one face!!!". Her friend said, "Yeah, me too". And then, We just leave since we have class.........

Yeah, I know it is very unfortunate:(

I can't think any of pickup lines but maybe I will use some of Mr Van Galen's lines.....
 
AvGalen said:
Travelling through the USA as a single man, staying in hostels and travelling by Greyhound bus is a great way to meet girls/woman and trying out some pickuplines:

(After seeing Stephanie Chow solve a Square-1): I like the way you use your hands. You have a very special technique.

(Reverse psychology, but as before I wonder who is using the pickup-line);
Me (while handing her a cube): Only if you can solve this I am still interested in sleeping with you.
She: Can I peel off the stickers?

(While sitting in a Greyhound bus in the middle of the night a baby starts to cry. I was sitting next to a nice girl)
Me: I brought protection with me, so if you wait just a little bit I can make sure we can sleep together
She: (looks at me like I said something completely inappropriate)
Me: (takes a cube out of the bag and hands it to the baby. The baby immediately stops crying and starts playing with the cube)
She: Nice trick and nice line as well!

(Inverse pickupline again):
Me: I came to the USA to play with a 25 year old plastic toy
She: I prefer new latex toys
Me (smiling): I like the plastic toy because it trains my hands
She (smiling back): I prefer the latex toys because it has batteries

(not really a pickupline, but a nice continuation)
Me: If you can get a whole face the same color I will take off a piece of clothing with that color
She: OK
She (solves orange face in about 1 minute)
Me: OK, what if I can solve a face as well
She: I'll race you, but you will have to use that big round cube (7x7x7)

(while studying my cubes)
She: Why does this cube have one really big sticker?
Me: It is a bandaged Square-1. This way it is much more interesting
She (laughing): You just said you were interested in bondage

Basically I can really recommend the hostel/strange country/travelling/cube combination. I have a couple more days left, but I am using a rental car now so I am not meeting as many people as before.
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goodness me arnaud, you and the ladies! i also cannot possibly believe you said "I brought protection with me, so if you wait just a little bit I can make sure we can sleep together" :p
 
Apparently all these stories have left the impression that I am a playboy. I don't want to discuss this in great detail on this forum, but please let me clear up that misconception. I really enjoy talking to people (not just girls) and that includes flirting with them (not just girls, just ask Istvan ;)). I also travel a lot and meet a lot of people that way. Many of these people have a very open personality like me and flirt with me just as well. And when you stay at a hostel and don't sleep for nights in a row conversations tend to go a little deeper then "where are you from, where are you going, what is your name, nice weather isn't it?"

A lot of people that see me cubing somewhere want to approach me and ask me questions, but at the same time they often think I will be geeky and "not capable of a proper conversation". A simple "hi there" would have also started the conversation, but probably on a more formal/polite level which I don't like. By using a witty pickupline that can be interpreted in different ways the receiver can choose which way he/she wants to continue the conversation.

So just to clear up this playboy thing and give people an indication of the succes:fail ratio I "guestimated" a couple of things

Succes:fail ratio of starting a good/fun conversation is almost 100%
Succes:fail ratio of going on a "traditional" date is about 3%
Succes:fail ratio of sleeping (and I do mean just sleeping) with the girl(s) is about 2% (not counting the girl in Atlanta that just climbed into my bed)
Succes:fail ratio of doing more than sleeping is absolutely 0% because I don't believe in that outside a relationship. (I reserve the right to change my mind about this at any time)

and finally:
Succes:fail ratio of transferring the interest of the girl to Erik is 100% ;)
 
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