Hello, my first and last thread... I think

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Hey!!!

I solve cubes in 25 seconds, But who cares. I have been browsing this site for one year... I have had no temptation on posting threads... At all.

So why make this thread and account today? Well... To tell you the truth, I have no clue myself. Sometimes men have urges..... Like me posting this thread... And uh.. Talking, yeah...talking.

So this is my attempt at making you read this thread and thinking... Yeah...

Okay so first things first... Why the name "stranger"..... Here let me ask you a question before I answer my question.... Actually I'm probably going to answer my question with this sub question so need too. Just ignore what I previously said.... Except the part about me telling you why I chose the name stranger.....yeah

Okay do you know me...

If you said "yes" go to the #1 bulletin below

And if you don't know me go to #2


#1..........seriously..... You know me....uh.... Well..... Geez um.... So how are you today...yeah..... I know women,...women..... I warned you it was coming......oka---...yeah.....okay..... Yeah I'm in the middle of something so.... uh huh... Yeah.... Well I have to go no--... Yeah uh.. Okay bye.....

#2. Thats why I called myself "stranger"...


So now on to my political/religious views. Politically, I support.... Uh... Was it democrat or republican.....uh... I forgot... What makes me think I'm American... And uh why am I telling you everything.... How can I be a stranger... I'm German!!! mein kampf is a complicated one... (P.S.) that was not a hitler comment.............. Uh because I am a jew, and Jews hate hitler. Like cubist hate...... Uh......... Okay I'm done here....

Oh and as me being a Jew.... Uh... I quit 3 seconds ago...ANSI I guess that makes me an atheist now... I have to find another religion... I heard there was an opening for being a catholic... No... Um... I'll just wait a while..... I wouldn't want to **** Mr. Norris off for not praying to him every night.....

................................................................(I'm trying to fill this flat part with dots)...

Hello people my name is J----- B----- and I'm glad to be apart of this community. The above post is to explain to you that I am a stranger.. You don't know me, and never will. I joined this community because I like the way people speak, and talk to each other. Like a family. I may have joined the community. But I want to be apart of it. Not some outcast. I may be a stranger to you all. But it doesn't have to stay that way. Although it will.

I'm actually a well known person in the celebrity world. But that will keep you guessing. I sing and like to have fun. I have done a couple solves on national television... I was dissed on a couple times in this community. But you don't know me.










































Lol... I'm not actually Justin bieber... Because that what you were thinking... I think.... I'm going to leave now...
 
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.... Wut :confused:
I'm confused... I think... But maybe I'm not... hm, does that make me contradict myself... or make me contradict my own sentence.... I think... But that means that I'm not thinking if I'm not thinking about not not contradicting the fact that I'm contradicting myself. I think.... Owait hold on the means... You're confused too.... No.... Not necessarily because... Nevermind. I won't say it.... Hold on I just did say 'it'... Or did I...? Nah... Because we are on a forum not voice chat.... But that completely contradicts all that's said so it contradicts my contradiction that I am, therefore contradicting myself thinking i am being contradictory.... I think.......
I will leave the final decision up to you, I think you can handle it. Or not. But that contradicts all that has been contradicted including the fact that I was contradicting myself thinking that I was contradicting myself saying it but not saying it and therefore contradicting my own state of contradictory... Ness.
 
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Cool story bro! (lol I just had to say it)

Jack Black? I hate trying to figure out initials or acronyms... especially acronyms I don't know...

I could also guess James Bond... but he's fictional you see? Jim Beam? Nah... that's a dirnk. Justin Bieber.. Just admit it... I don't care really!
 
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stranger said:
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I joined this community because I like the way people speak, and talk to each other. Like a family. I may have joined the community. But I want to be apart of it. Not some outcast. I may be a stranger to you all. But it doesn't have to stay that way. Although it will.
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Never ever has been hitting that space bar been so important before.

Yeah, Grammar-Nazi has just made fun of the troll.
 
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