Picking up girls with the cube

True story: The first night of my freshmen year of college, literally right after I moved in, I had a girl I just met tell me that if I solved the cube that was on my desk she would flash me. I did it. She did it. We then hooked up.

How is this possible...
 
Honestly, this was the reason I started cubing. I had no interest in cubing until I saw Erik's 7.08 WR video (that was WR at the time), and I thought "Oh man, if I can get that fast, I'm SO going to be able to pick up chicks."
One and a half years later, and I still haven't gotten either.
 
It makes an excellent conversation starter and will distract the crap out of people. When I am cubing at school, the type of people I am around are fascinated by the cube and will play with it in class all year long.

I have noticed something though. The more nerdy social groups get pissed off when I cube yet the stereotypical dumb groups(stoners, emos, goths, hipsters, and jocks) tend to flock to me when I am solving the cube.

I know this is bad to say but you could try to make a "special" bet with people who have not seen you solve it so they could do something "special" to you.
 
I can't see the cube helping you pick up girls, because it's pretty terrible for strength training. Unless you're solving an unmodded 6x6x6, I guess.

How did this incredible joke go unnoticed?
 
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