Zombie Apocalypse. Are you ready?

[ElectricDoodie]

This site specializes in weapons, blades actually, that are meant for defending yourself during a Zombie Apocalypse. And these are some expensive weapons.

http://zombietools.net/tools/

 

[freshcuber]

Expensive but those are some sick blades.

 

[DavidWoner]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Absolutely.

 

[ElectricDoodie]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Absolutely.

Lol, this is from their FAQ:
http://www.cracked.com/article_1564...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Your Cracked article, versus their Cracked article.

 

[Kian]

I, for one, welcome our Zombie overlords.

 

[DavidWoner]

That article is misnamed, it only explains how the outbreaks would occur, not how that specific type of zombie would go about destroying the population.

 

[Rob2109]

If you're relying on blades it means you've let them get too close. Depends which type of zombie you're referring to: The slow moving traditional type or the fast running ones.
This was a book I read that goes into detail:

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

 

[ianography]

My parents friend actually wrote a book about the zombie apocalypse. Just need to find it...

 

[CubesOfTheWorld]

I just need a ray gun and a pack-a-punch machine.

 

[Edward]

Guns: Will run out eventually
Blades: What if my arms are disabled somehow?

I have to make a fortress. A building on a pole, high up. Have the pole be made of ragged things, glash shards and such. Locked stair case for my food runs. I'll have the guns and stuff as back up just in case.

 

[gundamslicer]

Would the zombies eat each other? I wonder

 

[24653483361]

I thought they liked human brains...

 

[The Puzzler]

my brother:
I have dozens of knives and knowledge of poisons, explosives, and many homemade weapons.

 

[TheJCube]

Guys, please, Zeus Cannon and unlimited ammo is all you need.

 

[ElectricDoodie]

If you're relying on blades it means you've let them get too close. Depends which type of zombie you're referring to: The slow moving traditional type or the fast running ones.
This was a book I read that goes into detail:

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

Hahaha, that book looks like an interesting/funny read.

Also, on the website in the OP, they talk about the reason for blades: You run out of ammo for guns, eventually.

 

[Logan]

I just need a ray gun and a pack-a-punch machine.

Nonononono. I need a Zeus cannon, an (upgraded) ballistic/bowie knife, and an H115 oscillator.

 

[Dene]

You guys are all nuts.

 

[Rob2109]

Hahaha, that book looks like an interesting/funny read.

Yeah, it treats a zombie apocalypse as a real threat and goes through all the options - short range weapons, long range, explosives, picking a fortress etc. Really good read lol.

Dene: are we nuts or just well prepared haha.

 

[irontwig]

What kind of cow crap is this? No lawn mower?

 

[Erzz]

http://zombieresearch.net/category/zombie-survival-weapons/