What is the wierdest things fellow cubers say to you in tournaments?

[RyanReese09]

This isn't really saying anything, but Bobby and I were doing Team BLD at River Hill. When I put on my blindfold, nobody was around, because they were off cubing. The time was only in the 30's I believe. After I took off my blindfold, there was a mass amount noobish cubers standing around our table. They were staring at me in an awkward manner. Kind of like, "wtf, how did you guys do that"

Ah yes I remember that. I was one of hte nubs who came over.

"Did you bring the orangina?"

I don't get weird people talking to me in competitions

 

[musicninja17]

*taps John Brechon in the shoulder*
"Hey nice---"
[john, keeping a straight face]
"That hurt ..... a lot ........ right here "
*points at his heart and turns around "

 

[Ranzha]

"And you say I get crazy with the Jig-A-Loo...." ~Ryan Jew

 

[Weston]

At my last competition someone standing next to me pointed at someone else and said " I'm pretty sure that's thewestonian."

 

[theace]

Random people ask me for cyclo over and over and over and over again. Even after I made it clear that I don't have a can.

 

[Antcuber]

At my last competition someone standing next to me pointed at someone else and said " I'm pretty sure that's thewestonian."

lmao

 

[Ranzha]

At my last competition someone standing next to me pointed at someone else and said " I'm pretty sure that's thewestonian."

Didn't you say something to me at Berkeley Summer after my DNF? I forgot what it was.

 

[bluecloe45]

Are u dan cohens brother?

 

[ben1996123]

Are u dan cohens brother?

Yes.

 

[Anthony]

"When are you going to break the 2x2 WR?"
"I won't."
*laughs hysterically*
"I wasn't joking.."
"Oh, cool... Didn't think you were planning on it."
-.-

"You're faster than Rowe, right?!"
"Uh, no."
"Oh.. Then why are you here?"
-.-

 

[Sa967St]

"Have you made a malt liquor video yet?"

 

[Meep]

"MEEP!"

 

[daniel0731ex]

"Have you made a malt liquor video yet?"

Was it me who said that to you? Can't quite remember....

 

[Sa967St]

Was it me who said that to you? Can't quite remember....

Maybe, a few people have said that to me.

 

[TheMachanga]

Dude have you seen that one cubers videos, he's really fast. It's like Nakasumthin + numbers (nakaji1084). He's really fast.

You mean Yu Nakajima

Who? (or What? I can't remember)

You've never heard of Yu Nakajima?

*silence*

-Jacob Chenitz

 

[IamWEB]

"Gee, let's mention David Woner as if he wasn't sitting right there!" or something like that.

Oh wait... I said that.

 

[That70sShowDude]

"oh my god I just wanna have sex with something!"

Bobby d'Angelo after getting an official 13.79 average.

 

[AJ Blair]

Ben Charais: I just told these girls to hold the cube like a sandwich, and they totally got it...

Me: So...How do I scramble a sandwich? and what if it was a square-1?

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Weston: *talks a little slow* Firefoxfreeze...
Me: Yeah, that's my Youtube name.
Weston: Phoenix Death.
Me: That would be me on Speedsolving.

The way it happened could have been in reverse to my name, as in he probably referred to me as Phoenix Death first.
Wasn't really awkward, but I found it quite amusing.

"You're FirefoxFreeze!'
I kind of find it pleasing when this happens, just because someone knows me on Youtube.

"Oh hey, you're Phoenix Death from Speedsolving, rite?
"Haha, yeah. I know, I'm a postwhore..."

 

[AustinReed]

"I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes, saying ayyyooo, pass the mayo........
-Calvin Le