Things i have said, heard or thought

[That0newe1rdo]

Do i really need to explain ?
Inspired by @pTr and his version of this thing but i forgot the name of it

"WHY IS YOUR SEARCH HISTORY SAYING HOW TO MAKE A POTATO BOMB OUT OF ORANGES"

this is something i have heard recently btw

 

[pTr]

me coming out as a furry to a friend "Yeah, kinda saw that one coming."

 

[That0newe1rdo]

i thought this shortly after waking up today
"spontaneous combustion is fun"

there is no context whatsoever.

 

[cubenerd74]

'Your blinking and breathing have been set to manual'

I saw this on Reddit

 

[That0newe1rdo]

2 things i heard in school

Spoiler: Viewer discretion advised, cause depressing word

this is my class chanting in english "SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE"
We are doing ww1 poems, and the next one we are doing is about suicide.

I heard this at lunch, it was my ex friends or wutever they called, we hate each other cause i stopped yapping to them for erm reasons. (+1 kind of friend idk)
"Am i wrong that (something about me i didnt hear)" - friend
"YEAH OBV" ex friend
"HE IS THE BETRAYER" ex friend 2
"HE IS FROM THE DARK SIDE" other ex friend.
"MWHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE BETRAYER FROM THE DARK SIDE" my goofy ahh hearing ts and thinking its funny

 

[Adm_cb]

Today is the first day of what you still have to live
"Fellas chameleons they'll change for some change"
(Try to find the music)