Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Nestor]

Granted, but it goes to your lungs and you drown.

I wish I could do good lookaheads.

 

[flan]

Granted, but it goes to your lungs and you drown.

I wish I could do good lookaheads.

Granted but you look into the future and create a paradox and the universe explodes

I wish people wanted to be my friends :'(

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted
but everyone but you dies

I wish certain people would hurry up.

 

[E3cubestore]

Granted
But you slow down

I wish I had nothing to wish for.

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but now you have nothing to wish for.

I wish I was not sick.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but now you have nothing to wish for.

I wish I was not sick.

Granted, but you get cancer
I wish that this wish gets ciorupted.

 

[Kirjava]

Interrupting cow

Moooooooo

 

[24653483361]

Granted, but you get cancer
I wish that this wish gets ciorupted.

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted

I wish i was better at OH

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted

I wish i was better at OH

Granted but you suck with two hands now.
I wish I didn't have cancer

 

[AustinReed]

Granted, but you can't cube anymore.

I wish I owned Mefferts.

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but you can't cube anymore.

I wish I owned Mefferts.

Granted, but you can't sell anything.
I wish I could cube again and never got sick or cancer.

 

[freshcuber]

Granted, but you can only do feet.

I wish V-Cube would release there new cube already.

 

[ianography]

Granted, but you can only do feet.

I wish V-Cube would release there new cube already.

Granted, but it turns out to be a piece of junk and not even fun.

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[Vinny]

Granted, but the V Cube company releases the 3x3 and then declares infringement on every single 3x3 in the world.

I wish that my Rubik's brand 5x5 was useful for something other than collecting dust.

 

[JackJ]

Granted, it's a great baseball.

I wish I was sub 15.

 

[Nestor]

I wish I was sub 15.

Granted, but on 2x2

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[Specs112]

Granted, but you get it illegally, enjoy prison.

I wish for something.

 

[AustinReed]

Granted, but it's nothing.

I wish I held the world record for 3x3.

 

[maggotcuber]

Granted but you get banged for cheating.

I wish I didn't have to practice to improve my times.

 

[Nestor]

Granted, now you don't practice so you don't improve.

I wish I had a million dollars, earned legally and in cash.