Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Ranzha]

Granted, but your Internet bill is now 7 figures.

I wish I had some lube.

Granted, but it exploded.

Granted, but it's uploads without HD and looks very unprofesional.

I wish that competitions were as common as, say, a soccer tournament.

Granted, but they're away from you.

I wish I had.

 

[kvaele]

Granted, you now have nothing.

I wish that DaYan wins the Patent infrigment case over verdes.

 

[Antcuber]

granted, but you cant buy one.

i wish i had clothes made of cubesmith stickers.

 

[freshcuber]

Granted, but only underwear and you have to peel off stickers to go to the bathroom.

I wish my A-V didn't lock as much.

 

[avgdi]

Granted, but now you can never get a sub 30 solve on it.

I wish I would have ordered a Lubix Elite when they were still selling them.

 

[Antcuber]

granted, but as it turnes out it sucks.

i wish i had a 5 seconds average on 3x3

 

[kdawg123]

Granted, but the whole solve is PLL.

I wish I could have the perfect cube.

 

[RyanReese09]

Granted but you're not allowed to use it.

I wish the Ravens would win the Superbowl

 

[Erzz]

Granted, but no one was watching.

I wish I knew commutators on all puzzles

 

[Antcuber]

granted, but they suck

i wish i knew gods algorithm.

 

[freshcuber]

Granted, but you can no longer cube because you lost your hands

I wish I could learn all algorithms in any given method in one day

 

[RCTACameron]

Granted, but you forget all of them if you try to memorise more than one in a day.

I wish I could make my cubes appear from nowhere so I wouldn't have to carry them around.

 

[Cool Frog]

Granted, but all of your other cubes are syrup lubed aswell.

(YES)

Granted, but you forget all of them if you try to memorise more than one in a day.

I wish I could make my cubes appear from nowhere so I wouldn't have to carry them around.

Granted, But they appear unstickered, dismantled and broken

I wish I Could be Sub 1 second on everything.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

(YES)


Granted, But they appear unstickered, dismantled and broken

I wish I Could be Sub 1 second on everything.

Granted, and you now sub 1(year)
I wish I can speedstack better

 

[avgdi]

Granted, and you now sub 1(year)
I wish I can speedstack better

Granted, but now you can't speedsolve at all.
I wish the strings on my Magic wouldn't pop all the time.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Granted, but now you can't speedsolve at all.
I wish the strings on my Magic wouldn't pop all the time.

Granted, but you go so fast, you break the actual tile pieces.
I wish Sonic would slow down.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you go so fast, you break the actual tile pieces.
I wish Sonic would slow down.

Granted, but he's still faster than everybody else.

I wish.

 

[avgdi]

Granted, but he's still faster than everybody else.

I wish.

Granted, but you will never have any other wish granted for the rest of your life.

 

[ianography]

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

 

[Cool Frog]

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

Granted but all other wishes will be.

I wish that I could drink Orangina faster than waffo.