Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[theace]

Granted, but it's banned in India.

D:

Granted but all your averages after that are above 20 minutes.

I wish the x cube were easy to assemble.

 

[Zyrb]

Granted but the cube falls apart after every turn.

I wish that there were more UK competitions.

 

[da25centz]

D:

Granted but all your averages after that are above 20 minutes.

I wish the x cube were easy to assemble.

granted, but it sucks


I wish my OH times were faster than my 2h times

 

[Specs112]

granted, but it sucks


I wish my OH times were faster than my 2h times

Granted, but it happens because you get worse at 2H.

I wish I could get sub-20 on 3x3.

 

[da25centz]

Granted, but it happens because you get worse at 2H.

I wish I could get sub-20 on 3x3.

granted, but all of your 3x3s get stolen and nobody sells them anymore

I wish the megaminx didnt take so long to scramble

 

[collinbxyz]

Granted, but than one more puzzle in the world wouldn't be as interesting.

I wish I could do an average of sub 20.

 

[oprah62]

I wish I could do an average of sub 20.

Granted, but it's not on 3x3.

I wish I could cube more.

 

[TK 421]

granted but you can't improve anymore

i wish verdes have bankrupt

 

[Olji]

granted, they give you a cube before your death row in jail.

i wish i made my own 3x3x3 that's way better than the guhong, and sold it worldwide and got rich by it

EDIT: ninja'd, granted, but their patent still reports infingments by itself, and no 6x6x6 and 7x7x7 gets made anymore

 

[Andrew Ricci]

i wish i made my own 3x3x3 that's way better than the guhong, and sold it worldwide and got rich by it

Granted, but then Verdes bans it because of a patent infringement and you lose your investment.

I wish Big Green was faster than all the CFOP solvers.

 

[Edward]

Granted but all CFOP solvers are >30

I wish innovations in cubing would come faster.

 

[Specs112]

Granted but all CFOP solvers are >30

I wish innovations in cubing would come faster.

Granted, but all the innovations get sued by V-Cube.

I wish I was eating cake right now.

 

[BC1997]

Granted,but you choke and die
I wish i could get sub-10 in the next 3 days

 

[Antcuber]

granted, you get sub ten MINUTES.

i wish i had a limitless supply of cubes.

 

[Specs112]

granted, you get sub ten MINUTES.

i wish i had a limitless supply of cubes.

Granted, but the entire supply is Rubik's store boughts.

I wish my 4x4 didn't pop all the time.

 

[Antcuber]

granted, because it gets glued together.

i wish i had superfast cubing hands.

 

[da25centz]

Granted, but the entire supply is Rubik's store boughts.

I wish my 4x4 didn't pop all the time.

granted, but it is a solid block, the pieces are glued together.

I wish I didn't suck at OH

 

[Antcuber]

granted, but it is a solid block, the pieces are glued together.
I wish I didn't suck at OH

i just said that!!!!

 

[RyanReese09]

Granted but you will pop every solve in comp

I wish I could stop failing in comp.

 

[y3k9]

Granted but you will pop every solve in comp

I wish I could stop failing in comp.

Granted but wca makes clock the only event.

I wish cubes off lightake were free.