"Frank Morris Facts" and "You know you've been cubing too long when..." closing

[Lucas Garron]

It was an accidental meme, but somehow in three years, they've received over 1000 legitimate submissions in total:

http://cube.garron.us/misc/too_long.htm

http://cube.garron.us/misc/frank_morris.htm​

I just trimmed out some spam, but there is still quite a bit left, and I'd prefer to finish it up and clean out all the illegitimate ones a final time.
So: Would anyone object if I closed off submissions at the end of the year? They may be resurrected in a better format, but no promises.

For now, you can still submit entries using the password "frank".

 

[Enter]

how does Frank Morris solve a pyraminx?
he goes to Egypt!

Frank Morris does not scramble the cube but the colors!

Frank Morris solves the cube optimal in 5 moves always!!!

Frank Morris solves the cube BLD without pre inspection.

Frank Morris solution is 10 moves shorter than the god's algorithem!

Frank Morris has an the Rubik's Clock an additional minutes and a second hand

what has got Frank Morris in his pants a rubik's snake
thanks to Adut for the jokes

 

[Carrot]

Frank Morris solves the cube optimal in 5 moves always!!!

Frank Morris solution is 10 moves shorter than the god's algorithem!

20-10 != 5... amirite? xD

 

[Pitzu]

20-10 != 5... amirite? xD

For Frank, it is.

 

[Enter]

For Frank, it is.

lol xD

 

[Dene]

Addressing the actual question, I think it is a good idea to close them.

 

[Lorken]

lol. Nice. "...you are learning new algorithms when you should be doing your homework."
Think I should stop. Also, I don't mind if you close it.

 

[Joker]

Kids wear superman boxers. Superman wears Chuck Norris boxers. Chuck Norris wears Frank Morris boxers.

Might add more later.