The Embarrassing Thing Thread

[r_517]

There are some famous websites in which people can share their embarrassing stuff with others, like fmylife.com etc. So I decided to start a thread here
Just write down anything that ever embarrassed you or your friend or anyone Share your fun with others


Start with me.
I was eating the second bag of "Fortune Biscuits" when I found that there was a little piece of paper inside every biscuit saying "You will have good luck tomorrow". WTF I had already eaten a whole bag of paper!

 

[freshcuber]

lmao that's great they did that in the old Cartoon Network cartoon "Dexter" with the child genius that made crazy inventions but had a stupid sister. She did that

 

[Cyrus C.]

Just look at my first 100 posts.

 

[Cubenovice]

I do not share my WCA ID, need I say more?

 

[hawkmp4]

I made a grilled cheese sandwich once, and forgot to take off from the slice of cheese the wax paper that separates the slices. I didn't notice till I had already eaten a full bite of the paper.

 

[Andreaillest]

We were playing kickball for p.e and we just struck out the other team. As I was walking to get in line for kicker, this soccer player kicked the ball and it hit me square in the face. The impact was hard and I'm sure I fell on the ground. Yes, I shed tears of pain and ebarassment. He was a freakin' soccer player! Come to think of it, my whole middle school experience was embarassing and awkward.

 

[Joker]

I thought there was a thread similar to this lol...
But as for embassasing things...nothing too bad has happened to me recently lol

 

[Andrew Ricci]

I thought there was a thread similar to this lol...
But as for embassasing things...nothing too bad has happened to me recently lol

Yes, but that was most embarrassing cubing moment, this is just embarrassing moment overall.

 

[James Ludlow]

Many moons ago, when I was at Phase2 Training, a lad called Johnny Topping was one of my best mates.

One monday morning at scoff I sat down at his table and started to bare my heart out to him about the night before etc etc etc.

Unbeknownst to me, his identical twin brother had just passed out of basic training on the friday and had arrived on camp for monday.

Nothing was said at the table, untill most of the regiment was aware of the predicament a few hours later.

Bar stewards.

 

[Sa967St]

We were playing kickball for p.e and we just struck out the other team. As I was walking to get in line for kicker, this soccer player kicked the ball and it hit me square in the face. The impact was hard and I'm sure I fell on the ground. Yes, I shed tears of pain and ebarassment. He was a freakin' soccer player! Come to think of it, my whole middle school experience was embarassing and awkward.

I got hit in the face with a soccer ball once, except it was by a teacher and I was 8 years old.

 

[Anthony]

I got hit in the face with a soccer ball once, except it was by a teacher and I was 8 years old.

I got hit by a soccer ball once, too! I was the one who was sorry though. It hit my abs and popped.
They haven't let me onto a soccer field since.

 

[waffle=ijm]

I got hit by a soccer ball once, too! I was the one who was sorry though. It hit my abs and popped.
They haven't let me onto a soccer field since.

You're so hawt anfony. you pop my balls all the time.

 

[Weston]

So I was right about you being gay, Waffle.

 

[Sa967St]

You're so hawt anfony. you pop my balls all the time.

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the balls are the most important thing! It's no longer itself if you remove the balls.

 

[waffle=ijm]

westicles. you would know. we were in the same bed

 

[Joker]

I got hit by a soccer ball once, too! I was the one who was sorry though. It hit my abs and popped.
They haven't let me onto a soccer field since.

6 pack steel abs

 

[Weston]

westicles. you would know. we were in the same bed

So why wouldn't you pull your pants down?

 

[waffle=ijm]

I got hit in the face with a soccer ball once, except it was by a teacher and I was 8 years old.

I care.

 

[supercuber86]

During health we were talking about consumer health so my teacher asks whats the difference between kleanex and facial tissues. He says the name and he keeps comparing products by name and generic. then he calls me and says whats the diff between antiperspirint and deodirent i paniced and as soon as he finished asking i said THE NAME! and he just looked and me and said No.

 

[QCcuber4]

in 06 I was on an air cadet basic training course of 2 weeks. One night in our baracks, our staff put us into bed, and he orders were: '' Shut the **** up and sleep'' pretty clear to me. But some idiots in another room though farts were funny, or whatever it was they were doing. Point is, it was ratarded. so about 30 minutes later, our lovely sargent pops back and turns the lights on and orders us to attention in the barrack's hallway. we were near 30 boys, standing at attention, vertically and horizontally. He says: If you got a boner, turn against the wall. And i did. end of story.