Cubing FML

[Feryll]

Today, while I was on the bus, I was sitting next to another student, and he was practically mesmerized by how "fast" I was. And so later he asks "Don't those break if you spin them too fast?" And I explain how it pops when you try to turn a layer when one isn't completely aligned. But I say mine very rarely pops (new type a III FTW?). To show him a piece, I tug on a corner piece with apparently substantial force when I hadn't even realized it. The piece and edge next to it flies out, but I managed to somehow make it not look like it was a disaster because they had landed in my lap.
Later, still on the bus, I was solving, and the orange-white edge was raised, but I didn't think much of it. Then, with no predictability, 4 pieces exploded out of the cube as the one guy said "Woah!". I reached under my seat to collect them all, and put them in my pocket.
When I got home, the little prong-things or whatever was almost completely broken off. As I was about to glue it to full strength, it popped off, and fled into the sink. Drain :fp . I managed to find it amidst the moldy food in there, and anfter great difficulty I glued it back together, and now the cube acts like the whole incident never even happened . The ironic thing is that earlier that day I got my record, 28.34 non-lucky
tl:dr
MAH CUBE BROAK!

 

[blizzardmb]

I was doing a great 4x4 solve and reached the oll and I had oll parity. So, I did the parity only to realize that I had a flipped edge in the F2L, which meant that I had to flip it and do the oll parity AGAIN. The time was 30 seconds over my average. FML

 

[Thomas09]

20.01, 21.68, 14.91, 23.16. These awesome times with my Storebought. Then a piece of the centre comes off. I have to wait for the glue to dry so it ruins my streak. Could have been a sub 20 a5 or even a12.

 

[That70sShowDude]

5 min ago:
First of all, my PB average of 100 is 19.17. I started a session and started out really well. The first 20-30 solves had me in the low 18's for total average. Towards the end I got up to 19, then as far up as 19.15, back to 18.98, it kept hovering around. The whole average I knew I was going to get a PB, but my main goal was sub 19. I was at like 19.04 with 5 solves to go. I knew these last 5 needed to be very good. All of em sucked and finished with a 19.18 average. That's .01 below my PB.

1 week ago:
Ok, I never ever film myself, but I got a flip HD for christmas. My PB average of 5 was 16.04 which I got around 2 weeks or so ago. My ******* camera stopped filming after my 4th solve in an attempt to make an average of 5. The average was going very well too. The 5th solve (after the camera cut out) was my NON LUCKY PERSONAL BEST of 12.22. This led to a new PB average of 5 - 15.64

F my life.

 

[Thomas09]

Yesterday, I was remodding my 6x6 and I cut my self 2 times.

 

[miniGOINGS]

I cut my self

I'm here for you. I really am.

 

[MichaelP.]

Today, I was doing a blindfold solve. Everything went amazing in the memo. I was done at 4 min, when I'm usually 7 min. It was looking like my first sub 10. I begin the solve, and on the first alg, pop. FFFFUUUUUUU.


FML.

 

[Tim Major]

I just had a pyra solve, 2.82, but had 2 tips turned, so dnf. This was my second dnf in my average of 100. FMCL.

 

[SuperNerd]

I average 16-18 on 3x3, and my pb single is 10.52.

However, at the time of the following events, my PB single was 11.72.

A few weeks ago, I was doing some 3x3 solves. I noticed that the f2l was pretty fast, and I had an easy OLL. I glanced at the timer, and it was at about 7.5 seconds. My PLL average is around 2 seconds, so I could pull off my first sub-10. However, the PLL is one of the Lefty-G Perms, so I finish the solve at 14.xy.

FMCL.

 

[BowDown2Gir]

Today, I had a C4Y order coming. It waas my first one, which consisted of a Super Floppy cube, 2 ES 2x2s, a new type A III, and a type F II. I got the package, and it was as wide as a magazine. I shruged it off, and tore into it, hoping to relax by playing with my Super Floppy cube for the day. It turned out to be porn. No wonder it was the size of a magazine. There was about 10 magazines in there, and I was thinking, 'Wtf is this?'. Just then my parents come in and see the magazines. They think I 'fap' and ground me for a month and end my cubing career. FML

Today, I tried being color neutral. The solve on the computer timer gave me a scramble which ended as a full cross on the blue side. I chose the side, and did my normal solve. I can look forward to my F2L, so I did the F2l, Oll, and Pll. I was sub 30, my firs.t Then I realized I did it on the white side. Still not color neutral, and I still dont know how I did sub 30. FML

Today, I was solving my fastest cube. I got a sub 20, and a hot girl comes up and was impressed. I ask her if she new wanted to learn. She said yes, and by the end of the week, we were dating. The relationship was perfect, and we both loved each other. But then I invited her to come with me to a local competition. She saw a 'cute' guy that averaged sub 15 and she broke up with me. FML

 

[Tim Major]

Random lies.

We're meant to tell the truth in this thread, it's not a lie thread...

 

[BowDown2Gir]

Oh really? oops.

Today, I was disassembling my Type C cube. It was my first DIY, and I had it for over a year. Then one of the douchebags at my school that secretly drink and do drugs barfed all over my pieces. He was expelled, and I was suspended for 2 days for helping him. And bringing a 'distraction' to school. I recently searched the school boards and there was no rules on that. I found out from my friends that the vice has a personal grudge on me because I spilled his drink one day, and I even payed double for it. FML. (btw, that was about a week ago. this is very true. he still hates me)

EDIT: btw, im pretty sure the real FML is mostly made-up.

 

[qqwref]

Yeah, it probably is made up, but why copy the bad things of a site?

 

[Muesli]

Memo'd, 5 minutes, nice and secure memo.

The first Y perm I did was my 2x2 one, not optimised. Sigh.

 

[miniGOINGS]

While taking pictures of a cube that I was selling, I dropped the cube and the core cracked in 4 places. This happened literally right after I told dillonbladez that I've never seen a cracked core before...

FMCL

 

[antoinejobin]

I was solving my megaminx in the public bus. It popped. FML

 

[gamemeister27]

I was going to get my 3rd sub 20 solve ever, 16 seconds on the timer and a U perm shows up I'm thinking "hooray sub 20 time!" 3 lock ups later I get 20.xx

FML

 

[Drax]

I was going to get my 3rd sub 20 solve ever, 16 seconds on the timer and a U perm shows up I'm thinking "hooray sub 20 time!" 3 lock ups later I get 20.xx

FML

This happens to me all the time except i get a darn G perm =.=

 

[fundash]

Today, I was doing an average of 12 and was about to have my first sub-40, then on my last solv I misplaced an f2l pair, and did the wrong oll and got a time of 50.17 and that made my average of 39.xy become 40.14.
FML

 

[Daniel Wu]

*sigh* Today I... did an average of 300 for pyraminx on qqtimer and the last 100 solves were going to be a pb average of 100... then I dropped the cube... on F5. FML