Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Kwayetus]

Granted. You ordered but it never arrived. And it never will... >:]

I wish I knew how to solve all cubes up to 7x7 ><

 

[panyan]

Granted, and all goes according to plan... muahahahaha!!!

I wish school would get out earlier so I could get home and make a new popbuying order!

granted, buy then the popbuying goes bankrupt

i wish this thread would close

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but I made copies of all the posts and reposted everything!!!

I wish that I had one functional cube of every type of cube in the world!!!

 

[panyan]

granted, but then you were burgled and all was taken

i wish the above poster would not save all posts when this thread is closed

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but I have a friend do it!

I wish I lived in a house that was impossible to break into without a key that is genetically sealed in my thumbprint!

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, later your thumb gets gangrene or something and deteriates.
Your only key out is now gone and you are trapped inside and die.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[Kwayetus]

You do and one of these you wished for yourself to die and so you did.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, now you are instead hyperactive and think you can jump off a building, and break your leg.
I wish... some one else just wish for me I'm out of ideas.

 

[TheMachanga]

I wish every time i solve, my cubes get massive pops.

 

[RainbowBoy]

I wish every time i solve, my cubes get massive pops.

Granted. There's nothing good about that anyway

I wish I will be able to reach sub 1 on 4x4 and sub 2 on 5x5

 

[TheMachanga]

I wish every time i solve, my cubes get massive pops.

Granted. There's nothing good about that anyway

I wish I will be able to reach sub 1 on 4x4 and sub 2 on 5x5

I was trying to make you say something good.

Granted, but they were a 3 move scrambles.

 

[hyunchoi98]

Nothing granted, (no wish???) and causes a forum thread paradox that will destroy us all.

I wish i could memorize the whole fridrich method algorithms in 1 hour.

 

[Zane_C]

Granted, but you learn really bad algs that don't suit your finger tricks at all and you have to relearn all the algs so they suit you.
I wish I had excellent memory

 

[Kwayetus]

Granted, but you remembered all the bad things that happened in your life and you go crazy and jump of a bridge. You don't die then remember that too. You try the jump again. DEAD

I wish I could solve 7x7 ><

 

[MichaelP.]

Granted, but you remembered all the bad things that happened in your life and you go crazy and jump of a bridge. You don't die then remember that too. You try the jump again. DEAD

I wish I could solve 7x7 ><

Granted but you have to cheat to do it, and then you feel really bad and you remember all the bad things that happened in your life and you go crazy and jump of a bridge. You don't die then remember that too. You try the jump again. DEAD.


I wish I had recognized Feliks in the feet T-perm video instead of asking who that was.

 

[rcnrcn927]

Granted, someone hacks onto your YouTube account and asks who the person in the video was.

I wish every 3x3 solve would be interesting in its own way.

 

[Tyjet66]

Granted, after every solve, your 3x3 breaks.

I wish I could solve 3x3 BLD.

 

[y3k9]

Granted, someone hacks onto your YouTube account and asks who the person in the video was.

I wish every 3x3 solve would be interesting in its own way.

Granted, but then solving the cube would be harder and then you kill yourself because it's too hard.

I wish more girls cubed.

Edit:
Ninja'd lol.

Granted, after every solve, your 3x3 breaks.

I wish I could solve 3x3 BLD.

Granted, but it takes you an hour and you forget how to do it unblind.

 

[ChrisBird]

Granted, but you realize you are gay.

Edit: I wish Mudkipz could cube.

 

[y3k9]

Granted, but you realize you are gay.

Edit: I wish Mudkipz could cube.

Hehe, they'll just be my friends. And: Granted, but mudkip hates you.

Edit:
I wish I could fly. Scratch that, that's not cubing-related. I wish my cube was so cool I started to float when I picked it up.