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[Nukoca]

Me and my sister chatting with people

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ~allo!
Stranger: Allo!
You: 'Ello!
Stranger: Cheerio!
You: ~Are you two people two? o_O
Stranger: YES
You: I'm the first person
You: ~And I'm thing two!
Stranger: This is person #1
Stranger: And here's the other person!
You: How am I supposed to tell the difference?
Stranger: We are
Stranger: different
Stranger: genders
Stranger: but
Stranger: unfortunately
Stranger: no one can tell on omegle
Stranger: so I could actually be
Stranger: 50,000 people
You: ~Lots of people.
Stranger: PARTY TIEM~
You: I don't think you could fit that many ppl around a PC.
You: ~BUAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: I SAID COULD BE
You: You're embarrasing me.
Stranger: I COULD HAVE A SUPER COMPUTER
Stranger: THAT IS 40 FEET WIDE
You: COOL!
Stranger: SO 40 PEOPLE COULD SIT IN FRONT OF IT
Stranger: ALAS
Stranger: I ONLY HAVE A BORING OLD MICROSOFT
Stranger: AND TWO PEOPLE
You: ~Us also.
Stranger: Cool
You: I'm Josh, btw, what's ur name?
Stranger: Greg.
Stranger: and Hallie.
You: ~No, your name has to be Charles! Someone has to be Charles. I'll be Charles! I'm Charles.
You: Ok sis.
Stranger: Ok Hi charles
You: And Josh!!
Stranger: CHARLESJOSH
You: ~Hello Greg and Hallie.
Stranger: Hello from both of us!
You: Hello Greg and Hallie.
Stranger: Hello Charles and Josh
You: ~Haha, I'm first. DDD
Stranger: I AM SECOND
Stranger: AND THIRD
Stranger: HALLIE IS FOURTH
You: 492ND!!
Stranger: DAMN
You: ~What?!
Stranger: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CLAIM THAT
You: Was there and earthquake?!
Stranger: CLOSE
Stranger: THE DOOR SLAMMED
You: ~What's 492ND?
Stranger: AND THE WHOLE
Stranger: HOUSE
Stranger: SHOOK
Stranger: I DUNNO
Stranger: THE TOP FLOOR OF A BUILDING
You: Sound's pretty bad...
You: My sister had diarhia once.
Stranger: WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY SOME SUPER SMASH BROS.
Stranger: Mymymymy
You: ~Don't be crude Josh.
Stranger: JOSH
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU
Stranger: BE SO CRUDe
You: smouch.net/lol
You: lol
Stranger: We gonna go :|
You: ~DON"T CLICK!
You: Bye from both of us!!
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: FROM GREG AND HALLIE
You: ~See ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey shmexy
Stranger: whats uo?
You: asl>
Stranger: up*
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: you have a pic? im 18 f Ca
Stranger: yeah, Id you send me one first
You: ok here it is
You: http://tinypic.com/r/27ww0f4/4
Stranger: damn, you fine girl
You: ain't i shmexy?
Stranger: ill say
You: aw ain't that sweet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi shmexy.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/CA
You: u?
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: pic?
Stranger: yea, you?
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/27ww0f4/4
You: hang on, let me get it
You: (my pic)
You: http://tinypic.com/r/27ww0f4/4
Stranger: hahahahahaah
Stranger: f*** off
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19/m with webcam
You: hey shmexy. pic 1st?
Stranger: yeah ok
Stranger: asl?
You: f 18
You: usa
Stranger: kool
Stranger: im from england
You: coolio
You: http://tinypic.com/r/27ww0f4/4
Stranger: ur hot
You: ain't i?
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And the best one yet:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender. Your partner cannot see this message.]
Stranger: (Omegle is required by law to state that you are chatting with a convicted child molestor. Your partner will not see this message.)
Stranger: damn you anon
You: lol
Stranger: NONA!
Stranger: YOU SHALL NOW BE SENT BACK TO ANOTHER PARDOX UNIVERSE!
You: indeed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: biaz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Nukoca]

I actually met someone who could solve it this time...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: What's your hobby?
Stranger: play rubik's
You: Me too!
You: I use Petrus, You?
You: Can you solve it?
Stranger: i can solve the rubik's twist,mirror and normal
You: Good for you!\
You: Do you time yourself
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: What do you average around?
Stranger: which one
You: Normal, Mirror blocks and them Twist, I suppose
You: *then
Stranger: the rubiks twist 7 sec
Stranger: mirror 1.23min
Stranger: normal 47sec
Stranger: you?
You: I don't have the twist or mirror blocks, but I average 35 sec on the 3x3 and my PB is 20 sec.
You: Are those your records or averages?
Stranger: averages
You: What are your records?
Stranger: the twist is 6 sec
Stranger: mirror 59 sec
Stranger: 3x3x3 is 28 sec
You: Well done
You: Do you use the Dan Brown Method?
Stranger: no
You: Tyson Mao?
Stranger: i use pgll
Stranger: nop
You: So do you get the cross, put the corners in, then the edges?
Stranger: yes
You: or do you use Fridrick F2l?
Stranger: yes
You: *Fridrich
Stranger: f2l
Stranger: i use it
You: Not OLL yet, huh?
You: I've heard they're beastly to memorize.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: is lot to memorize
You: Are you on the forums?
Stranger: which forums?
You: Speedsolving.com
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: so
Stranger: aasl?
You: oh yeah...
You: 15
You: guy
You: CA, baby!
Stranger: owh nice
Stranger: so hows there?
You: Well, most ppl seem to think it's all beaches, but You have to drive for like an 1 1/2 to get there
You: But you know, not mcuh else to speak of
You: *much
Stranger: do you play yoyo?
You: No, I don't have one
You: I can do a few simple tricks though
Stranger: example?
You: Ah, I forget the names
Stranger: walk the dog?
You: Naw
Stranger: around the world?
Stranger: or sleeper
You: Over the hill, all around the world, that's pretty much it
Stranger: nice
You: What's your asl btw?
Stranger: 13 male indonesia
You: How's it like in indonesia?
Stranger: hot
You: lol
Stranger: is just like 40 C
Stranger: here
You: You know what really annoying about the USA?
Stranger: no i dont know
Stranger: do you have facebook/yahoo?
You: The government's decided to use the empirical system instead of the metric system. So I don't know how hot 40 C is, I only have an intuitive knowledge of F
You: No i don't
You: sorry
Stranger: owh
Stranger: whats your name btw
You: Josh
Stranger: wow my name is joshua
You: wow, that's cool!
Stranger: nice
You: Okay, 40C equals 104F
You: That's very hot
You: Right now I'm wearing a jacket inside my house
You: But mostly because it's morning.
Stranger: is morning in USA
You: In ca at least
Stranger: ?
You: what time is it over there?
Stranger: is night at indonesia
Stranger: is almosat 10 pm
Stranger: almost at*
You: almost 7 over here
You: am
Stranger: what day?
You: 11th
Stranger: day?
You: wednesday
Stranger: wednesday in the morning?
You: yeah
Stranger: here is almost 10 pm wednesday
Stranger: almost thursday
You: got 2 go
You: sorry
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye josh
You: thanks for the convo
You: bye
You have disconnected.

 

[Tyson]

It's like everyone just wants cyber sex.

You: hi
Stranger: Hi, I'm male 20 from germany
You: 25 from usa
You: what part of germany?
Stranger: Berlin
You: ah, very cool. I'm in new york
You: I was in dusseldorf last month actually
Stranger: how was it?
You: it was all right. I didn't see much of the city
You: I had trouble trying to get around, especially since I don't know german
You: and our german speaking friend was an idiot
Stranger: i have helped you
You: isn't dusseldorf maybe 2 hours from berlin?
Stranger: you are male or female?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 7 hours
You: 7 hours, quite a bit
You: male
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Kian]

I was using Omegle and it ended up with a girl giving me her phone number

*"girl"

 

[cmhardw]

It's like everyone just wants cyber sex.

That does suck that the quality of communication is low because of this

You: isn't dusseldorf maybe 2 hours from berlin?
Stranger: you are male or female?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 7 hours
You: 7 hours, quite a bit

It was only 4 hours for me from Düsseldorf to Berlin by the high speed train, those trains are so cool haha! I wish we had better transportation in the US :-s

Chris

 

[Nukoca]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wanna race?
Stranger: m or f??
You: f
You: wanna race?
Stranger: yup
You: Ok...
You: On your mark...
Stranger: how
Stranger: ya
You: Get set...
You: GO!@
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Stranger: idiot u r
Stranger: wats ur age??
Stranger: so imature
You: I just lost the game.
You have disconnected.

 

[Nukoca]

Lots of fun.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The game
You: Would you like to race me?
Stranger: I would enjoy that
You: Here's how... just go space+return.
You: and repeat.
You: Ready?
Stranger: wat
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Stranger: No probs bro
You: everyone else quit
You: the bad sports
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Stranger: lol
Stranger: HUNGRY
Stranger: Good bye, good sir
You: bye
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wanna race?
Stranger: yeah
You: Ready?
Stranger: ok
You: Set?
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Stranger: ithink u won
You: Awesome!
Stranger: hehe
You: it's 'cause I have a laptop
You: the keys are easy to press
Stranger: yeah
You: Now go race some1 else! spread the cheer!
You have disconnected.

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 19m horny boy with msn+cam wants cam2cam with a girl with cam
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Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna race?
Stranger: what?
You: Ok, here's how you play
You: press space+enter
You: then rinse and repeat
You: like this
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Stranger: sure
You: Ready?
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You: Set?
Stranger: yep
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny man looking to chat with sexy horny girl, u in?
You: yeah
You: pic?
Stranger: lets get to know each other a bit
Stranger: first
Stranger: bra size?
You: d
You: pic first though
Stranger: k
You: let me get mine...
Stranger: k
You: you first
Stranger: http://media.photobucket.com/image/hot guy/Rouvalis/DSCN0767.jpg?o=34
Stranger: now u
You: http://tinypic.com/m/69kqap/3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Nukoca]

Here's a fun game to play:

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm good.
You: Want to see who can type out the alphabet first?
You: like this? a
You: b
You: c
You: d
You: e
You: f
You: g
You: h
You: i
You: ?
You: Want to race?
Stranger: k
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: go
You: On you
You: a
You: b
You: c
You: d
You: e
You: f
You: g
You: h
You: i
You: j
You: k
Stranger: a
You: l
Stranger: c
You: m
You: n
You: o
You: p
Stranger: de
You: q
Stranger: sk
Stranger: l
Stranger: pz
Stranger: p
Stranger: z
Stranger: r
You: r
se
You: t
You: u
You: v
Stranger: i'm wrong
You: w
You: x
You: y
You: z
Stranger: google
Stranger: h
You: DONE
Stranger: d
Stranger: damn
Stranger: again!
Stranger: oke?
You: ok
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1 go
You: a
You: b
Stranger: a
You: c
You: d
Stranger: b
You: e
You: f
Stranger: c
You: g
Stranger: d
You: h
Stranger: e
Stranger: f
You: i
You: j
Stranger: g
You: k
Stranger: h
You: l
Stranger: i
Stranger: j
You: m
Stranger: k
You: n
Stranger: l
You: o
You: p
Stranger: m
You: q
Stranger: n
You: r
Stranger: o
Stranger: p
You: s
You: t
Stranger: q
You: u
Stranger: r
Stranger: s
Stranger: t
You: v
Stranger: u
Stranger: v
You: w
Stranger: w
You: x
You: y
You: z
Stranger: x
Stranger: y
Stranger: z
You: DONE
Stranger: damn damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CyberMonkey]

deleted..

 

[Muesli]

You: Hey there
Stranger: fu**er
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: fu** you
You: It's spelt Fu**er too
Stranger: are you a whore or a dog
You: Both
You: depending on whos asking
Stranger: go and fu** urself
Stranger: prick
You: Yourself*
You: Spell right
Stranger: stop being a fu**ing smart ar*e
Stranger: you fu**ing nerd
You: So you're british
You: with a bad temper
You: So am I, minus the temper
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: your a ba***rd
You: You're
Stranger: and i dont like you
You: don't
Stranger: how old are you
You: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: coz i do
Stranger: now fu**ing answer the question
Stranger: nob head
You: Say please
Stranger: fu** you
You: Fu**.
You: Is your c key missing?
Stranger: you you want me to get angry
Stranger: ive just came out of fu**ing prison
Stranger: im not in the fu**ing mood
You: I don't think I've done that some how.
Stranger: for ar*e holes like you
You: You came on Omegle in a bad mood
You: I didn't do that
Stranger: so tel me how old you are
You: You sure that doesn't break your Parole?
You: I could be 8
You: You don't know
Stranger: fu** off
Stranger: well to be honest
You: Is that anything to be saying to an 8 year old?
You:
Stranger: you are scared off me right now
You: I am what?
Stranger: bi***
You: How am I scared of me?
Stranger: well let me tell you somin wanker
Stranger: im 26 years old
Stranger: im 6 foot 3
Stranger: and i would batter you
You: Ooh! Big scary 6'3'' 26 year old.
You: Come get me
Stranger: your a real c*** arent you
Stranger: bet ur gay
You: Bet I'm not.
You: Let's see who's the c*** here
Stranger: what football team do u support
You: Look at the first thing you said to me.
You: I think you're the one who's the c*** here, sir.
You: Plymouth Argyle.
Stranger: erm nope
Stranger: PLYMOUTH ??
Stranger: GREEN ARMY!!!!
You: Yeah, i've seen the advert
Stranger: dont mean ur not a prick tho does it
Stranger: im here with my mates (which you sont have) having a laugh
You: I'm here with my Girlfriend (which you don't have) having a laugh
Stranger: yh right
Stranger: a knob lyk u wont have a girlfiend
Stranger: bet ur a virgin too
You: Lol!
You: You're 12! (apparantly)
You: I bet you don't even know what it's for.
Stranger: know what whats for
You: Exactly
Stranger: you dont even tell me what ur talkin about
Stranger: I bet you don't even know what it's for
Stranger: know what what is for
You: It's pretty fu**ing obvious.
Stranger: not really
You: LOL
You: Use your god given intelligence.
Stranger: i think i dont know what a virgin is
You: facepalm.jpg
Stranger: wat is tht
Stranger: facepalf.jpg
You: Want to see a magic trick?
Stranger: facepalm
You: Press the alt key, then F4 then enter really fast
You: hold the alt key*
Stranger: im not stupid
You: It opens a game of tetris over here --------------------------------------->
Stranger: U better be rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG LOL!

 

[ben1996123]

You: Want to see a magic trick?
Stranger: facepalm
You: Press the alt key, then F4 then enter really fast
You: hold the alt key*
Stranger: im not stupid
You: It opens a game of tetris over here --------------------------------------->
Stranger: U better be rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG LOL!

lol

 

[Khartaras]

Tried to make it as random as possible. Excuse the stupidity.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dhhzxxfc_0d8qkfjdz

EDIT: Like Nukoca -

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender. Your partner cannot see this message.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Muesli]

I went for a Modern Warfare spin on this one.

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: star+
You: The countersign is Texas, soldier
You: What unit are you from?
Stranger: bravo
You: You see them helicopters rainin down?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but dont worry
Stranger: i got ma guns
Stranger: reporting in
You: What's your name soldier?
Stranger: Nom de code Blue Hawk
You: Where was the rest of your unit stationed?
Stranger: at section 4
Stranger: theyre building a machine that can end this war!
You: We're on our way to Whiskey Hotel now,
You: Ramirez! take point!
Stranger: CANT hes down!
Stranger: I repeat Ramirez is down!
You: Ok, Hawk, you take point.
You: Lead the way.
Stranger: roger that
You: Ooa
Stranger: Got enemies at 2 oclock
You: Seen
You: RPG!
Stranger: haha
You: This isn't funny soldier
Stranger: it is i saw a dog pooping on the enemy!
You: There are no dogs around here...
Stranger: there is!
You: you're not part of bravo at all are you?
Stranger: i saw it
Stranger: ofc i am!
You: Who is your CO?
Stranger: Sergeant Johnny?
You: DIE RUSKIE!
You: *blam!*
You: You're dead
Stranger: *ÖÖÖÖHHHHH*
Stranger: Damnit soldier... i was one of you!
Stranger: Hey you cant kill me off when u shot me in the leg
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: be real
Stranger: !
You: I saw your USSR tattoo on your wrist.
You: there is no place for people like you in my unit.
Stranger: whaaat
You: I had suspicions when you didn't countersign
Stranger: i got recommended by captain jeanluc picard!
You: Everyone in the rangers knows that
You: *cocks pistol*
Stranger: waIT
Stranger: WAAAIT
Stranger: IM NOT A RANGER
Stranger: IM A AVIATOR FORM THE FUTURE!
Stranger: i was sent here by brad pitt! he said i was suppoused to save you from teh dog!
You: ********
You: Prove it
Stranger: Look
Stranger: My real name is Kevin
Stranger: Im from sweden
Stranger: But i was born i Vietnam
Stranger: i did Brad Pitts daughter and this is how i got here..
Stranger: 17 yo btw
Stranger: damnit you have to belive me! the dog is craaaazy
You: You're not making any sense.
You: I'm losing patience
You: *cocks gun again*
Stranger: dont belive me?
Stranger: open the cam!
Stranger: and youll se for yourself..
You: *opens cam*
You: IT'S GFULL OF ANTHRAX
Stranger: thats a fake cam made by the dog!
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: IT WAS BRAD
Stranger: THATS BASTARD!
You: *shoots you in head*
You: *dies*
You have disconnected.

 

[Owen]

Stranger: hi
Me: hi
Stranger: asl

Then I disconnected.


You: 4
Stranger: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: HI
You:
Ruubik's cube
Stranger: yes....
Stranger: wat abt it
You: solve the cube
Stranger: i have alredy solved it
Stranger: no need to do it again
Stranger: hah
You: you should solve it more
Stranger: F***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[cincyaviation]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: wher eu from
You: earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fun fun fun
Stranger: hey
You: FOOD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Neroflux]

Stranger: asfjhasf?
You: fsahjfsa
Stranger: fvbjhoisdf
You: zcxwoiubl
Stranger: uiuokjwd! sadhue, sdjirg?
You: faldskfjkeos, isuiuofa.
Stranger: iuoegjjir
You: lizousiboan, xuioalsaifby
Stranger: juuiewhbrg awhefuy, eiuyterwo

wtf lol

You: FOOD!
Stranger: yes
You: ahhh
You: my 14th can of coke today]
You: this stuff is awesome
Stranger: coke
Stranger: is sexy
Stranger: diet coke mad sex goddess
You: yea
You: except it's not that diet
You: im reaching the 200kg mark soon
Stranger: ew you fat [racist term lol]?
Stranger: [insert typical vulgarities here]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Fire Cuber]

very annoying

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im horny
You: Can you solve a Teraminx?
Stranger: yer easy
You: do you know what is a teraminx? what it looks like? c
Stranger: suck me off first
You: so, tell me what is it before saying "easy"
Stranger: suck me off first then I will tell all
You: this is it : suck you off
Stranger: **** off en
You: http://bedardpuzzles.com/drew/Tera_Sale.jpg
You: go that link an you can tell what is it. Don't use profanities
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not entertaining at all

 

[Ranzha]

Spoiler

You: Hey.
Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules a
And so do I
A full commitments
What I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get
This from any other guy

I just wanna tell you
How I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you

We've know
Each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy
To say it
Inside we both know
What's been going on
We know the game
And we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how
I'm feeling
Don't tell me
You're too blind to see

Never gonna give you upWe're no strangers to love
You know the rules a
And so do I
A full commitments
What I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get
This from any other guy

I just wanna tell you
How I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you

We've know
Each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy
To say it
Inside we both know
What's been going on
We know the game
And we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how
I'm feeling
Don't tell me
You're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Later, in the same conversation....

Spoiler

You: So for me it's this or speedsolving.
Stranger: lol
You: You ever heard of it?
Stranger: nope
You: It's solving Rubik's Cubes fast as you can.
You: Not as tough as you think XD.
Stranger: fun...i guess
You: It passes time. That's what's important.
Stranger: yea it does
Stranger: best time?
You: 13.478 seconds.
You: Have it on film, too.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPk8gcIszw0
You: No, it's not a Rickroll.
Stranger: how do u know if its fully puzzeled or not?
You: I scramble it as the timer says to.
You: Changes every time the timer is run.

SEE? This is what people THINK OF US!

Spoiler

Stranger: i heart teh disk
You: I heart teh cube XD.
Stranger: lol
You: Frisbeeing is fun. I wish I had a decent one, though.
You: All I have are cheap promotional ones, you know?
Stranger: yea 180 g is best
Stranger: twss btw
You: Nice call.
Stranger: yea
You: Just think bigger, and you get bigger.
Stranger: lol
You: XD.
You: I set you up with the best ones to suck up to.
Stranger: HAHA
You: Milking the system.
Stranger: yea

Just yes.

 

[MAHTI-ANSSI]

Wuteva

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: rock n bowl?
Stranger: what's that.
You: dunno
Stranger: i see 0__o
You: zomg you're not blind?!?!?!?!!1!!!?
Stranger: yes
You: yes you are blind?
Stranger: no, i'm not
You: good
You: are you hot?
Stranger: who knows
You: where's that who who knows?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: 3x3x3 with feet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.