Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Edmund]

Granted but they all pop and break real easy.

I wish I a had an indestructable fast netbook that didn't get viruses and had anti-theft features. That was all one wish just with lots of adjectives.

 

[Forte]

Granted but they all pop and break real easy.

I wish I had an indestructable fast netbook that didn't get viruses and had anti-theft features. That was all one wish just with lots of adjectives.

Granted, but it can't access the Internet. And doesn't have apps. Or a CD drive. Or a screen. Or a keyboard.

I wish that insect≠Geronimo.

 

[Sa967St]

granted, but your square-1 blows up

I wish I don't blow up

 

[Thomas09]

Granted but they all pop and break real easy.

I wish I a had an indestructable fast netbook that didn't get viruses and had anti-theft features. That was all one wish just with lots of adjectives.

Hey, who said I was going to use them, I just wanted them, for display

Granted you now have a MacBook pro (Mac and Apple FTW)

Granted, but it can't access the Internet. And doesn't have apps. Or a CD drive. Or a screen. Or a keyboard.

I wish that insect≠Geronimo.

Not Granted, is no longer called Geronimo (is that what you're wishing for?)

I wish for an ultimate chess strategy that only I know and can beat big blue with it.

EDIT: I was beaten to it.

 

[Forte]

granted, but your square-1 blows up

I wish I don't blow up

Granted, but you forget all your Japanese folkloric wisdom.

I wish that insect=Geronimo.

 

[JTW2007]

A. I think it's Deep Blue.

B. Yeah, you get it, and you beat Deep Blue, but you can't beat anyone else.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

EDIT: Paradoxical quote chain! :confused:

 

[Forte]

A. I think it's Deep Blue.

B. Yeah, you get it, and you beat Deep Blue, but you can't beat anyone else.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

EDIT: Paradoxical quote chain! :confused:

Granted, but you are now inside a metal box.

I wish that insect=Geronimo.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but it died.

I wish Kenny was alive.

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it died.

I wish Kenny was alive.

Granted, but Geranimo blows up (yes, right after he dies)

I wish Forte would come up with a new wish

 

[Kxg]

Granted, but it died.

I wish Kenny was alive.

Granted, but Geranimo blows up (yes, right after he dies)

I wish Forte would come up with a new wish

Granted but then you'd have to come up with a new corrupt.

I wish Sa967St would come up with a new corupt.

 

[d4m4s74]

not granted, can't make choices for others

I wish I got stable sub-30 seconds on 3x3x3

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it died.

I wish Kenny was alive.

Granted, but Geranimo blows up (yes, right after he dies)

I wish Forte would come up with a new wish

Granted but then you'd have to come up with a new corrupt.

I wish Sa967St would come up with a new corupt.

Granted, but I ... nvm.

I wish I could think of a new corrupt

 

[Forte]

Granted, but it died.

I wish Kenny was alive.

Granted, but Geranimo blows up (yes, right after he dies)

I wish Forte would come up with a new wish

Granted but then you'd have to come up with a new corrupt.

I wish Sa967St would come up with a new corupt.

Granted, but I ... nvm.

I wish I could think of a new corrupt

Granted, but it always involves a Rubik's Magic (and that's no fun).

I wish that wingman=barbershop.

 

[cubeninjaIV]

Granted but... Fail
i wish that i knew what Forte was talking about and that i hadnt't just failed

 

[piemaster]

granted, but you say something offensive.

I wish I could be better at BLD

 

[shelley]

Granted, but you are now physically unable to solve a cube while looking at it. The mechanism of this disability is unclear, but it involves blinding pain in your eyes whenever you turn a cube with your eyes open.

...Dammit. I always come up with wish corruptions but I can't come up with wishes.

 

[cubeninjaIV]

i wish shelly had a wish

 

[(R)]

Granted... but you can't wish

I wish I was better at sq-1

 

[cubeninjaIV]

Granted... but you can't wish

I wish I was better at sq-1

What? nooooo
i will be sure to send my leftover sq-1 skillz from when i stopped practicing.

could someone wish that i could wish again?

 

[(R)]

I wish that cubeninja could wish again