Omegle.

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that'll probably be someone from /b/, it's been like that today.
 
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Stranger: hey
You: is the first stage of horse poop
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miniGOINGS said:
jms_gears1 said:
Stranger: so, whaddya do for fun in indiana?
You: solve my cube
Stranger: ... rubiks (spelling?)
You: lol yep
You: can you solve one perhaps?
Stranger: yes. x+5 turns of 11th axis +3rd rotation of lxz=13r
Stranger: understand?
You: lol totally
You: but if you adda pineapple t reduces the r to a fibbonaci prime that results in the worlds destruction
Stranger: of course, if yours is at a different starting point than mine was, the equation is moot.
Stranger: zomg don't divide by zero...
Stranger: the universe'll implode
Stranger: ...
You: unless you add the square root of the polar inverse of the fibbonaci series 350th number to the velocity of a lemon pie when thrown at a young boy
Stranger: ah. indubitably.
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miniGOINGS @ Waffle's Blog @ RouxCentral said:
Obviously its because the Pineapple acts as a finbonacci prime, therefore reducing the value of I to a weapon of mass destruction.
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Wow, you totally jacked my theorum.
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hahah i knew i read it somewhere i forgot where xD but i added something to it to make it better so there
unless you add the square root of the polar inverse of the fibbonaci series 350th number to the velocity of a lemon pie when thrown at a young boy
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: F R U R' U' F' OLL/PLL
Stranger: what
You: sune/anti-sune
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I'm gonna do this until I find someone who speaks the rubik's language.
 
I like these conversations.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeey
You: Wrong.
You: It told you to say "hi!" not "heeey"
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Stranger: Hello thar.
You: Wrong
You: It told you to say "hi!" not " Hello thar"
You: Pwned
Stranger: Damn. I fail.
You: So true
Stranger: phail*
Stranger: You didn't say "hi!" either.
You: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stranger: Yeah that's right
You: I just got told the alphabet.
Stranger: Take it all in.
You: A-7!
You: FRUR'U'R'
Stranger: o_o
You: I luv u
You: ...
Stranger: you're my best friend, stranger.
You: tah
Stranger: But I'm afraid I DON'T LOVE YOU.
Stranger: :(
You: Fine then good bye, I'm sorry your fat.
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I was a bit mean in that one, probably would've been a great conversation.


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Stranger: hi
You: NICE JOB!
You: You said it right!
You: But I failed
Stranger: gr8
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You: hi!
Stranger: hi hi hi
You: FAIL!
Stranger: wtf
You: that's right, eat my chees noob
You: sorry cheese
Stranger: cheeeeeez is good
You: Yes but you spelled it wrong good bye
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You: Hallo, bitte don' t verwirren oben und " nicht zu sagen; hallo! " wie es erklärte Ihnen. Ich kenne I didn' t also Omegle wird kommen, mich in meinem Schlaf zu töten. Wenn Sie mich bitte speichern konnten, können Sie mich Geld zur Geschwindigkeit schicken, die Foren unter Abgaben löst. Danke für Ihre ganze Hilfe.
Stranger: hai thar
Stranger: dos u spek engleash?
You: Ich erklärte Ihnen nicht zu.
You: Nut moch yung omeglian.
Stranger: rennt um eure liben...? that's all the german i've heard.
You: I was hopping yu spekeed german.
Stranger: that was all i can remember about germany
Stranger: wheres u from?
You: ˙ʎuɐɯɹǝƃ uı uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ osןɐ ǝʍ
Stranger: kewl
You: ˙ʎuɐɯɹǝƃ ɯoɹɟ ǝq ı
Stranger: i had to leave years ago, pretty country though
You: yu make fon of germany you must die!

Meh that was fun.
 
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: ur mom
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Lol, having my first real conversation on it.
 
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Gonna double post here to keep the posts shorter.

Had this conversation a few minutes ago:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiii
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: i have an issue
Stranger: i hope you can help me out with
You: ok
You: i can try
Stranger: i was talking to this person i know
Stranger: and i found out they hate dogs
Stranger: now, i love dogs
Stranger: do you see the problem i have?
You: i guess
You: just dont pay attention to him/her when s/he talks about dogs i guess
Stranger: but i want to make them loke dogs
You: is he allergic to dogs?
Stranger: i don't believe so
Stranger: gs bthough
Stranger: that was weird.. i didn't type that
Stranger: anyway, as i was saying, most dogs back at them
You: lol
Stranger: bark
You: hmm
Stranger: maybe i should disown them as a friend
Stranger: cause i really like dogs
You: is s/he a good friend, or just a person you know?
Stranger: obviously not a good friend anymore!
You: lol
Stranger: so what should i do?
You: if they're not a good friend then just dont talk to them anymore
Stranger: but i want them to like dogs
Stranger: everyone should like dogs
You: i know, dogs are awesome
Stranger: what kind of dogs do you like?
You: all types, other than the means one like pit bulls
You: mean ones*
You: what grade are you in?
Stranger: grade? i'm 73!
You: wtf?
Stranger: so how come you don't like pit bulls?
You: because my neighbors had some and they tore up our shep and tried to kill our cat a few times
Stranger: YOU HAVE CATS?!!!!
Stranger: you sicken me!
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OK, this one was.......Interesting:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: lol whast up?
You: I love you... but i'm just not ready to make a commitment...
Stranger: im sorry to hear that...
Stranger: =[
You: I knew you would be, so i bought you some chocolates!
Stranger: realllyyyyyy
Stranger: how thoughtfull of youuu
You: i really hope your not to upset...
Stranger: its finne.. it was neevr emant to bee
You: Ok...
Stranger: i forgive you
You: I forgive you to for what you did...
Stranger: im sorry
You: OH! What am i saying?!?! I don't forgive you!
Stranger: WHY???!?!
Stranger: B***********TCH
You: You did a horrible thing, i could never forgive you for THAT!
Stranger: YO MUSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: or ill commit suiciiiddde
You: NO!
Stranger: YES!!
You: please, i know its been hard, fine! i'll lie!
You: i forgive you, but im lying...
You: :(
Stranger: good enough for me...
You: I still don't forgive you for making me lose the game!
You: I said it...
You: the horrible thing
Stranger: oh noooo!
Stranger: allf or agameE!!
Stranger: im ashamedd in youuu
You: that you said...
You: :(
Stranger: I saidd?
Stranger: whad I say?
You: you said...
You: :S
Stranger: what is it>
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you can tell me
You: the words "i lost the game!!!" :(
Stranger: you said that not me...
You: and made me brake my 12 year streak of not losing :(
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: whatta shammee\
Stranger: whattt a shammee
You: lies!
Stranger: truthss!
You: lets forget about all this and start a new life, without losing the game that i lost...
Stranger: bur you DID lose...
Stranger: but*
You: No!
Stranger: according to you yes you did... lol
You: We must go your separate ways...
You: bye...
Stranger: such a sad tiime...
Stranger: il shed a tear for you
You: I shed a tear for myself....
Stranger: how selfish of you
You: I am going to go eat a pink chicken, Bye!
You: :S
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Am I the only one who's had serious conversations and helped out people with real issues? There are some seriously troubled people that site looking for help.
 
Hmm, there was this person claiming to be Hannah Montana. Apparently he/she was suicidal.
So it's never clear if the person is really having trouble or just wants to have fun with you.
 
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Stranger: 2 men turn off the light and leave the house. After that 30 people drown.
How did that happen?
You: ?
You: idk
You: how?
Stranger: lighthouse
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wow...
 
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Stranger: hi
You: how goes thou day, young grasshopper?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: i smoked some weed and played a lot of wii
You: you have much to learn, young grasshopper
You: sensei shall guide you, young grasshopper
Stranger: like what? can you help?
You: that i can, young grasshopper
Stranger: please do
Stranger: i am confused
You: young grasshopper, there is more than one way through life
Stranger: do you know why anyone would target the renevos?
You: because, they are borborboro, young grasshopper
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: it means you have a lot to learn, young grasshopper
Stranger: oh. have you ever sucked a strangers cock?
You: no, but I have meditated with this music, young grasshopper
You: www.zombo.com
Stranger: that is a faggy website. what did you eat for dinner?
You: here is my menu, young grasshopper
You: i eat the same thing according to day, young grasshopper
Stranger: like penis?
You: www.smouch.net/lol
Stranger: here is my website/blog:
You: you are foolish, young grasshopper
Stranger: who?
You: i, sensei are smarter than that
Stranger: whan what? black people?
You: young grasshopper, you have much to learn
Stranger: like what?
You: I, sensei, will not fall for such stupid tricks. Go away you son of a *****, you have too much to learn.

lolololol
 
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nitrocan said:
Hmm, there was this person claiming to be Hannah Montana. Apparently he/she was suicidal.
So it's never clear if the person is really having trouble or just wants to have fun with you.
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Really? No genuine conversations? I've most of my conversations were with genuine regular people. We talked about our interests, how our days were going, any problems, etc. It's a good way to learn about people with different perspectives. Many of my conversations are like this:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Hooooowwww are you?
You: good. :D you?
Stranger: Pretty good.
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: Just wanted someone to talk to...
You: What you want to talk about?
Stranger: Hmmm...
Stranger: Why is it that so many pretty girls don't get boyfriends?
You: Outer beauty is not the only factor
You: It is mostly psychology
Stranger: Yeah, but what about those beautiful girls who are also smart and super nice?
You: Then they lack confidence or they just choose not to.
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: Just wondering.
You: hmmm... really?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I was talking with some of my friends.
Stranger: And I don't date because I don't choose to.
Stranger: But some of them were like "Why don't boys like me?"
Stranger: And I couldn't come up with a reason.
You: How do they know that someone they don't know about like them or not?
Stranger: But when they're 16 and beautiful and no one has dated them and they haven't had their first kiss or anything...
Stranger: I just don't understand it sometimes.
You: I don't quite understand either. 17 here and never dated
You: I don't worry so much, just focusing on school
Stranger: Same here.
Stranger: I'm 16 and I've never been kissed or had a boyfriend.
Stranger: And all my friends want to set me up with people...but I just haven't found anyone yet.
Stranger: But some of my friends aren't not dating by choice...
You: Don't worry about it
You: I don't think setting up works so well. Just meet random people (in real life).
Stranger: That's what I think.
Stranger: Well...I gotta go. Church in the morning.
Stranger: G'night!
You: good night!
 
What's up with omegle nowadays?

There are so many bots..

and there's this bot where its like :

Please enter your desired username. Usernames must have only numbers and must be 1-15 characters long.

then it asks you for some password, then you get it wrong and disconnect..
 
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