101 Annoying Things You've Heard Your Friends Say While Scrambling Your Cube

I don't know which number is right now so I'm posting without numbers.

x. I'm scrambeling it so hard, that you can't put it together
x. Wanna see a trick? Me:"No -.-" He: "Ofc you do... and tries to do something with random moves.
x. I just can't get it, Why are you doing this? Don't you ever get bored (and every time I have a cube he comes and starts begging: Could I scramble you're cube?)
 
Noob: How many combinations are there?
Me: About 43 quintillion.
Noob: Do you have to memorize algorithms for all of them?
Me: *Laughs for about 10 minutes straight*
Noob: *holds up plastic fork* "this might be made of plastic but I can stab you hard enough for it to go straight through your leg"
 
"Can I play with your cube"
Me "sure"
the next day ony 6 of the stickers were still intact and he says "I cant solve it so i got so pissed i peeled off the stickers but the stickers ripped.

That's terrible. I'm sorry. :(

This is with another cuber:

Person: *walks up* What method do you use?
Me: Fridrich
Person: Can you explain it?
Me: *explains cross, F2L, OLL, PLL*
Person: How?
Me: Algorithms...?
Person: Show me!
Me: Um... there are way too many to show you now.
Person: How many are there, like 35?
Me: At least 78, usually 119.
Person: Oh... okay.
 
I've heard people say (while scrambling my 3x3x3) "I'm going to make sure no pieces of the same color touch each other." :P

#393

Person: I'm going to make sure no pieces are touching each other.

Me: (to make them stop scrambling) It's actually mathematically impossible.

Person: Oh. *Hands back cube*

Me: *solves*
 
I've heard people say (while scrambling my 3x3x3) "I'm going to make sure no pieces of the same color touch each other." :P

#393

Person: I'm going to make sure no pieces are touching each other.

Me: (to make them stop scrambling) It's actually mathematically impossible.

Person: Oh. *Hands back cube*

Me: *solves*

Actually It is possible... do the checkerboard and go RULD, they're not adjacent...
 
394:

Person: " How do you do the last part?"
Me: " Last layer?"
Person: " uh yea"
Me: OLL and PLL
Person: "Owl??(reffering to OLL) i thought it was an animal"
Me:*facepalm* Orientatio n of Last layer"
Person: "Oh, then what do Pills(reffering to PLL) have to do with anything?"
Me:*bigger facepalm and walks away*
 
394:

Person: " How do you do the last part?"
Me: " Last layer?"
Person: " uh yea"
Me: OLL and PLL
Person: "Owl??(reffering to OLL) i thought it was an animal"
Me:*facepalm* Orientatio n of Last layer"
Person: "Oh, then what do Pills(reffering to PLL) have to do with anything?"
Me:*bigger facepalm and walks away*

hahaha :D hillarious... this topic is so funny :)

My brother while scrambling:
Now, that to here, that to here, yes... almost, that to here and so on... -.- SO FREAKIN' ANNOYING!! :D

and my sister when I get it together:
Damn! again? I have o scramble it more.. *and then does it like 30 minutes -.-*
 
2 Facts:

1. A lot of these aren't even while scrambling, lol.
2. The creator of this amazing thread has only posted twice now, and I'm assuming both posts were here...

EDIT: That's actually 2 posts outside of Off-Topic, and several posts are in this thead.
He hasn't been on since shortly after creating this thead... He'd be proud at the progress. :P
 
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Person: I'm going to make sure no pieces are touching each other.

Me: (to make them stop scrambling) It's actually mathematically impossible.

Person: Oh. *Hands back cube*

Me: *solves*

Actually It is possible... do the checkerboard and go RULD, they're not adjacent...

Yeah, I know that... it's funny just because I tell them that just to get them to stop scrambling.
 
After my previous mistake I get tiles for ALL of my cubes right when I get it.

What was your last mistake? letting someone borrow your cube and having them rip off the stickers?
A girl tried to switch two stickers (white/yellow) on my tiled cube, I seriously was ticked off. Her retort was "I had to make ONE cube you couldn't solve..."
Never gona let HER borrow my cube again...
 
395

Person:Can I scramble your cube?
Me: Sure. (Hands he/her diy)
Person: *pop* NOO! I'm sooooo sorry that i broke your cube!
Me: *sighs* You didn't break it, you just popped it.
(Puts cube back together and solves it)
Person: WOAH!!!!!
 
After my previous mistake I get tiles for ALL of my cubes right when I get it.

What was your last mistake? letting someone borrow your cube and having them rip off the stickers?
A girl tried to switch two stickers (white/yellow) on my tiled cube, I seriously was ticked off. Her retort was "I had to make ONE cube you couldn't solve..."
Never gona let HER borrow my cube again...


Last time I got a new cube. I didnt have tiles so a person borrows it and I let him take it home for one day. when it comes back only 6 stickers were intact!:mad::mad:
 
396.
" Pssshh. I know that you can solve it. Anyone can solve it in 30 seconds. It's just a bunch of algorithms anyway!!"

Then I give them my alg binder and a scrambled cube and start my stopwatch....

Some people can be so annoying......
 
Lmao. I hate when people are like, "Its just the same thing over and over again. Like R U Ri Ui."
 
#398

Me: It's called cubing. Or speedcubing. Whatever.

Dude: Speedcubing? That sounds like a drug!

Me: ...

Dude: It's like, 'Hey, you want to go speedcubing?' 'Hey, you want to go smoke some speedcubing?' ROFL

Me: ...
 
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