Funny Forum quotes

[Bingus cuber]

I and everybody else have seen their fair share of funny forum quotes. This thread is for those quotes, as pjk has told me and a few others that signatures can be three lines max. I think these quotes are an important part of these forums, and this is the official archive for ALL forum quotes. So post your funny quotes! I'll start:

dont eat me eat the pyraminx and bingus take all of my granola bars"- precomsubwr
"I'm hungry" -me
"get out of my refrigerator" -running for cube
"Yessir for real this time"-Cubinginatree
“what the sigma”- jburrito75
"For some reason my room has a sink...."- Averageof12
"black beans and corn feel like clumpy puke"-1x1 wr holder
"Thank you for reading my rage problem"- me
"Make an actual good xx-cross and a ll skip and you'll get 3.05" - precompsubwr
"Gaslighting your cube is typically a faster method than CFOP"- Jennah
"I'm part stupid" -me
"Am not nearly as I thought I am" - Cubinginatree
“Are you a fat” -That Slow guy

 

[precompsubwr]

precompsubwr fav quotes

“if breaking into your house is considered an event then that number increases to 3x” -me “Indian food for white people starter pack be like.” -JDAW6 “Why do you have two member intro threads?” -Bingus cuber “Because I have none so they were trying to make up for that: -Jorian Meeuse “All I di...

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[Bingus cuber]

"i am literally jesus christ bro"
- @precompsubwr

 

[precompsubwr]

"i am literally jesus christ bro"
- @precompsubwr

the ping

I have more, this one you'll know:
“it’s very weird when I’m tryna get the ingredients for my mayonnaise & jelly sandwhich and you are staring at me” -Running for cube

Then here's a few more

“Idk, but for some reason I can't do t perms on clock” -NmeCuber
“what would sliding look like in FMC my guy” -BVCuber13
“I said stop having a go at her daughter” -UKCubeFan
“Im going to jump out a window” -Sombi McJunior
“(inseet nz accent) quack, bro.” -Puzzle Maniac

 

[NmeCuber]

the ping

I have more, this one you'll know:
“it’s very weird when I’m tryna get the ingredients for my mayonnaise & jelly sandwhich and you are staring at me” -Running for cube

Then here's a few more

“Idk, but for some reason I can't do t perms on clock” -NmeCuber
“what would sliding look like in FMC my guy” -BVCuber13
“I said stop having a go at her daughter” -UKCubeFan
“Im going to jump out a window” -Sombi McJunior
“(inseet nz accent) quack, bro.” -Puzzle Maniac

Wait I actually said something funny, when did I say that

 

[precompsubwr]

Wait I actually said something funny, when did I say that

https://www.speedsolving.com/threads/algs-that-change-on-different-puzzles.92466/post-1598454

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

the ping

I have more, this one you'll know:
“it’s very weird when I’m tryna get the ingredients for my mayonnaise & jelly sandwhich and you are staring at me” -Running for cube

Then here's a few more

“Idk, but for some reason I can't do t perms on clock” -NmeCuber
“what would sliding look like in FMC my guy” -BVCuber13
“I said stop having a go at her daughter” -UKCubeFan
“Im going to jump out a window” -Sombi McJunior
“(inseet nz accent) quack, bro.” -Puzzle Maniac

(dying goose-ahh breathe-in) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit: the 8th on precompsubwr's quote list is actually so good

 

[Bingus cuber]

Not cubing-related, but my friend told me that his kidney is worth 5 dollars and 2 Canadian cents

 

[precompsubwr]

(dying goose-ahh breathe-in) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit: the 8th on precompsubwr's quote list is actually so good

I have another one (wip) one each from like every relevant member

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

They should add solving overlubed 21x21 while having to cram 2939483828 chicken nuggets in your mouth

One of my favourites