Real Quick Cuber! A Parody song

[JDAW6]

So I made a song, if you want to use it anywhere you have to credit my YT channel.


The Real Quick Cuber

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real quick cuber please stand up?
I repeat, will the real quick cuber please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Y'all act like you never seen a Chinese cuber before
Jaws all on the floor like yihengs just burst out the door
And started wondering if tymon has lost worse than before
They first were suspicious throwin' accusations all over the floor
It's the return of the... "ah wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
All of these cubers love tymon and max
And then started to ask, if this is the end of their class
But they’re no worse than what yiheng is doin’
Sometimes they get scared thinking, cubing is in ruins
But it's not even close to the end
We’ve still got sub4s 3s and 2s to defend


We ain't nothing but cubers -- well, some of us, YouTubers
That solve Rubik’s cubes while watching YouTube
But if we can solve cubes and have fun with it
Then there's no reason that a cuber can’t be faster than him
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Everyone practice till your hands fall then hold on a rope


I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up


I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real quick cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up


Yiheng don't gotta lucky in his solves to get World record
Well, we do - so I suck and so do you
You think I give a care about a World record
Half of you cubers can't even get there
But cuber, what if you do, wouldn't it be weird?
Ok, so I did hard work to get here
So you can sit me here next to Max Siauw and learn some OBL, after all
I should download the algs on my phone
So I have been sent here to solve fast
And there's a million of us just fast
Who solve like me; who just learn algs like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me


I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up


I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real quick cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up


I'm like a cubing god to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you learn about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the time to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just do it
Better than 90% of you cubers out can
Every single person is a quick cuber lurking
He could be working at Burger King, solving cubes
Or in the parking lot, learning algs
So, will the real quick cuber please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And solve another cube


I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up


Ha ha, I guess there’s a quick cuber in all of us
Screw it, let’s all stand up

 

[JDAW6]

ai vocals cuz I don’t have the time to rap

Watch mp4 | Streamable

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[TheSpeedSkewber]

I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real cuber
All you other quick cubers are the same
So won't the real quick cuber please stand up

'All you other quick cubers are the same' doesn't flow, i don't know why you changed it from Slim's 'are just imitating'

Apart from that, pretty good.

 

[JDAW6]

Didn’t want to come out as rude

'All you other quick cubers are the same' doesn't flow, i don't know why you changed it from Slim's 'are just imitating'

Apart from that, pretty good.

. Even though the whole original song own kinda rude

 

[Gecko777]

CHAT GPT

 

[JDAW6]

CHAT GPT

I wrote this over the course of 2 hours. This can’t be chatgpt

 

[Gecko777]

I wrote this over the course of 2 hours. This can’t be chatgpt

ok if so this thing gonna be my ringtone

 

[JDAW6]

ok if so this thing gonna be my ringtone

Good but there is no music I’ll make some If you’d like. Also don’t forget to credit me.

 

[Kami]

bro how do you credit someone in a ringtone

 

[JDAW6]

bro how do you credit someone in a ringtone

whenever you hear say, Made by JDAW6 . Or just make sure people don’t think u made it

 

[Nacho9]

whenever you hear say, Made by JDAW6 . Or just make sure people don’t think u made it

If he just says "Made by JDAW6" no one will know what he is talking about, and after he explains it, the call will have gone to voicemail.

 

[Gecko777]

yeah lol

 

[Gecko777]

ok this is so good


(Verse 1)Grab the cube, it's time to solve,Fast cubers, they revolve,Infinite patterns, colors blend,On each face, a twist to transcend.
(Chorus)Fast cubers, lightning hands,Turning blocks as time expands,Speed and skill, algorithms fly,In their world, the cube can't lie.
(Verse 2)Fingers dance with rhythmic grace,Every move in its right place,Seconds ticking, tension high,In this battle, no time to sigh.
(Chorus)Fast cubers, lightning hands,Turning blocks as time expands,Speed and skill, algorithms fly,In their world, the cube can't lie.
(Bridge)Competition fierce and true,On the podium, they pursue,New records set, applause resounds,In the cube's realm, victory abounds.
(Chorus)Fast cubers, lightning hands,Turning blocks as time expands,Speed and skill, algorithms fly,In their world, the cube can't lie.
(Outro)So here's to those who break the mold,Fast cubers, legends bold,With dedication and precision grand,They conquer the cube, a master's stand.

 

[Davian]

Thanks for the idea, time to make a clock parody

 

[Kami]

whenever you hear say, Made by JDAW6 . Or just make sure people don’t think u made it

i would understand crediting you if he used it in a video but on a ringtone it makes no sense

 

[Clock_Enthusiast]

The day has come just as the prophecies foretold. JDAW6 has transcended into Eminem himself.

 

[JDAW6]

The day has come just as the prophecies foretold. JDAW6 has transcended into Eminem himself.

NO, I am skittles.

 

[abunickabhi]

Rapping this song would sound great!

 

[JDAW6]

Rapping this song would sound great!

I just rapped it and will be uploading in a few hours!

 

[JDAW6]