The No-skill, Weekend Thrill. Competition Ended. May return During the Holidays

[THE_V01DL0RD]

unfortunately no, mr. executioner likes to keep his er "trophies." but yes, we can stab you as many times as you want.

Ill let him rip out my femur.

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

Ill let him rip out my femur.

great, the femur is the strongest bone in the body.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

So can my execution request be fufilled?

 

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

So can my execution request be fufilled?

Lemme think about it and get back to you

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

Lemme think about it and get back to you

If i get executed

 

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

If i get executed

or not...

 

[Discomantis]

@1x1 wr holder!

I lost my stackmat.

Can I use keyboard if I don't find my stackmat before the competition starts?

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

@1x1 wr holder!

I lost my stackmat.

Can I use keyboard if I don't find my stackmat before the competition starts?

feel free to use any timer you need. remember, comp starts on saturday. were still just collecting members.

 

[Ayce]

to set the stage properly, I don't like you. I want to like you. My executioner doesn't like you.

I asked you to stop. I gave you a chance to apologize for abusing a loophole and selfishly protecting your pride. You then "apologized," and then somehow in heck told me to apologize for not mentioning the loophole. You told me to mention a loophole. The definition of a loophole is a grey area or unmentioned section in a regulation. How can I mention something that is by definition unmentioned?! You also claim to have used the search engine for its intended purpose. According to you, the intended purpose of a visual search engine is to get into a competition?
One last thing, you are very wrong about one last thing. You are not a jerk. Do not criminalize yourself into fetal position under the guise of a jerk so that we may have pity. you just do really jerky things lol. unfortunately, everything we do has a consequence. Your consequence is very small. A mere speck in the continuum of time. You will face my executioner, and at the fall of his blade you will be banned from the competition. which in reality isn't somewhere you want to be after all of this lama drama.

I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I speak softly whilst carrying a big stick.

Executioner come forward!

My new favorite user on this forum,
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Is there a list of competitors? I’m in right?

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

Let's all say how we want to be executed and what part of the body @NebraskanSpeedsolver can keep if/when you do get executed. I already went first

IF i get executed, can I be stabbed 64 times, have my throat slit, have my thumbs cremated and put on the results page, andmy heart be buried in the Voidlands while my body gets frozen in a vat of acid?

Ill let him rip out my femur.

Who's gonna go next?

 

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

Let's all say how we want to be executed and what part of the body @NebraskanSpeedsolver can keep if/when you do get executed. I already went first


Who's gonna go next?

this has gone far enough off the rails already

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

My new favorite user on this forum,
-
Is there a list of competitors? I’m in right?

Thank you for the kind words. I will release this list of who is in once we reach the cap. this is so that I'm not telling everyone who's in every single time someone else joins. yes, you are in.

 

[VincentCuber]

Let's all say how we want to be executed and what part of the body @NebraskanSpeedsolver can keep if/when you do get executed. I already went first


Who's gonna go next?

Electric chair and he can keep everything, considering the fact I will not need my body anymore, because, well, I’m dead.

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

Okay, guys, stop the "how i want to be executed" stuff. we don't want to deter any future competitors. We sound pretty weird lol.

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

Electric chair and he can keep everything, considering the fact I will not need my body anymore, because, well, I’m dead.

but electricity is so expensive these days.

 

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

but electricity is so expensive these days.

 

[Cosmic Cubes]

Happy Saturday Speedsolving crew. 1x1 wr holder! here.
I am hosting a comp that starts...Now! Quickly, read fast. The rules are simple:
1. Anyone of any skill level can compete.
2. Every Saturday, we will compete based on the given prompt.
3. Every time we compete, the 5 speedsolvers with the lowest scores will be eliminated, and the rest move on.
4. Today is opens. It is everyone's lucky day. You all have a chance at getting a spot. All you need to do is follow the Prompt.
5. Also, there is a prize. I will reveal it along with the prompt which will post exactly 15 minutes after the thread is launched.

Seeya on the flipside?

Staff: 1x1 wr holder!
@NebraskanSpeedsolver (The Executioner)

I wanna join

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

I think we already scared 'em away.
Sorry 'bout that

 

[1x1 wr holder!]

Attention! eleven spots remain. join now if you want a chance to win a legacy cube bag from speedcubeshop.com.

 

[JDAW6]

Can I join?
edit; I forgor I already did