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[NmeCuber]

Introducing the Qiyi Parity v3
This cube comes with twisted corners, flipped edges, and impossible plls that cannot be fixed all for your enjoyment. We're so sure you'll love this cube there is a 30-second money back guarantee! And if you buy one in the next 0.00000000001 seconds we will enter you for a chance to win $36485836364930163840362 added to the price of your order!

 

[Cuber987]

Introducing the Qiyi Parity v3
This cube comes with twisted corners, flipped edges, and impossible plls that cannot be fixed all for your enjoyment. We're so sure you'll love this cube there is a 30-second money back guarantee! And if you buy one in the next 0.00000000001 seconds we will enter you for a chance to win $36485836364930163840362 added to the price of your order!

Sadly I didn't buy it in time to get the chance to win, but I'll make sure to buy it!

 

[Cuber Score]

Introducing the Qiyi Parity v3
This cube comes with twisted corners, flipped edges, and impossible plls that cannot be fixed all for your enjoyment. We're so sure you'll love this cube there is a 30-second money back guarantee! And if you buy one in the next 0.00000000001 seconds we will enter you for a chance to win $36485836364930163840362 added to the price of your order!

I can't wait to get it when it restocks! Hopefully I'll finally make it into nationals with this cube and beat Max Park and Tymon's average.

 

[CatSharked]

Ok, time for the Moyu Mofang Jiaoshi Meilong Weilong WR MGC. The "WR" part is for the longest cube title!

 

[Mike Hughey]

Introducing the Ling Ling cube: dilates time so that you can practice 40 hours a day. Certified by Tony Snyder and TwoSetViolin.

 

[Meanjuice]

It’s time for the Moyu Aoluoioaieoun Evolution V4! Comes with adjustable cornercutting and adjustable size! Claim your own for only $675! And if you don’t like it, then who cares?

 

[Futurechamp77]

Ling Ling it's really you!?!?

Introducing the Ling Ling cube: dilates time so that you can practice 40 hours a day. Certified by Tony Snyder and TwoSetViolin.

 

[EthanMCuber]

It’s the year 152037699759876920487623, and we humans come a long way with cube designs since the puny little Tornado V1248913695. GAN is about to release their new flagship GAN 120389730159873405867134875139456905693069 V23048273098730597643596923059348509843 Super Ultra Pro Maglev with a googolplexplex magnets.
About the cube:

• Corner-Edge magnets (1203983724086723)
• Center-Edge repelling magnets (4492138386041873)
• Corner-Core magnets (2480310498237059817130924871092387402347)
• Edge-Core repelling magnets (infinity)
• Maglev
• 2041832704987230987109534875019834650813465872634087613048 different settings
• only $12984739845709831475087324605826340857620348572083476058273645823467085276435

 

[NmeCuber]

Have you heard about the new cube? Everyone wants one:
THE XMAN ULTRA WINGY M PRO 3x3
This cube has all new technology: fragressence, which makes the cube feel and smell like a 30-day old fish!
If you have any questions or comments please call Little Caesars at 1-234-567-8910 again that's 1-234-567-8910
Void where prohibited. Prohibited everywhere on earth and Mars @ProStar

 

[Cuber Score]

Introducing the Ling Ling cube: dilates time so that you can practice 40 hours a day. Certified by Tony Snyder and TwoSetViolin.

I'm pretty sure Max Park uses this cubes during solves and secretly solves it uses LBL since he has the time.

 

[NmeCuber]

I'm pretty sure Max Park uses this cubes during solves and secretly solves it uses LBL since he has the time.

He probably actually uses the belt method

 

[Cuber Score]

Introducing the GANMOYU@(((((((*#&64&@^#%^&@*!
This cube includes all the features that Moyu comes up with, and then is made better by GAN! However, it doesn't end there. This cube solves itself during OH, and explodes during FMC, letting you make every cutoff there is! Last but not least, it converts into any cube you want, so you only have to drop one cube off at competitions.

 

[Running for cube]

Introducing, the Moyu magas cube! This cube you simply fill with gas and It’s turns are gas-powered! Wow!

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

Introducing the Qiyi Parity v3
This cube comes with twisted corners, flipped edges, and impossible plls that cannot be fixed all for your enjoyment. We're so sure you'll love this cube there is a 30-second money back guarantee! And if you buy one in the next 0.00000000001 seconds we will enter you for a chance to win $36485836364930163840362 added to the price of your order!

That would only work if you could move at the speed of light. (Looking at you, Flash)

 

[Cuber.Hello.com(:]

Introducing, the Moyu magas cube! This cube you simply fill with gas and It’s turns are gas-powered! Wow!

a gas powered rubiks cube? after the go cube, i dont think that a steam punk rubiks cube would be too good. Especiall with how expensive gas has been lately. Are you supposed to drive over to the gas station after every solve?

 

[Cuber Score]

Introducing the fast-track cube!
The moment you start the stackmat timer, the cube runs away faster than Max Park can turn, so you'll never find it again. Revolutionary!

 

[CatSharked]

Introducing [insert cube name here]! It can be any cube you want.