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Cuber Score

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im bored and this seemed like a cool idea
no arguing please
ok ill go first:

Buy the Score Maglev 203948549348543845525!
This cube is the first of its kind, with 39423348302589302 magnets and a dogodogoogoshrek-triangular core. It can come stickerless and without stickers, but keep in mind that buying the cube with stickers may result in fainting and/or death during FMC to prevent unwanted spectator boredom. Lastly, we have what many buyers love: custom poison-coated logos. Oh yeah, and it doesn't sound like a paper bag and can corner cut. We hope you buy this unique cube!
 

Cuber987

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Oct 20, 2022
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Hoboken NJ
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2022SEGA07
My cube solves itself whenever you (the owner) touches it. That way, when the judge lifts the cover, you can "inspect" without touching, then get a sub-1! It's only ten dollars at the cubicle; get the GAN987!
 
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After millions of years of researching, we have finally discovered a way to put Obamium into cubes and now they're faster than the speed of light. Introducing, the Tesla 3X O, featuring a bajillion core magnets that are the size of an atom, corner and edge magnets + MagLev core powered up by Obamium and now you can do a U2938382739388 turn unintentionally! Buy now, only $593749472937493726385947362785847!
 

fdskljgrie

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Apr 15, 2022
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Mars
Coming soon to stores near you...
After 74 years of research, we have managed to combine every single twisty puzzle into one. For the low, low price of $75234150234 dollars, you can have the one cube you will ever need. Featuring state of the art corner cutting, smoothness, and speed, the Goyu-Man fdskljgrie v1 incorporates every single twisty puzzle ever made. Want a 3x3? Press a button, and you have it. Want a yottaminx? Press a button, and you have it. Plus, it only pops every 0.4123 turns.
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EDIT: ONLY 1 HOUR 30 MINUTES LEFT IN ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER!
 
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This 40 opoillion by 40 opoillion will disentegrate in ur hands as soon as you figure out how to pick it up.

it's only 234567898trew2we45678987654323456789876543234tyuuyerdhgnvbeashbvr698qeuwhavnr98cw4ibyerksjtqvh83wia5ywujr02qo3iwyvthnqf9o7wiceukvrhn0pyw9ae8osiyrhvfnpaw98eoisyrbhf qp9rhyd08wreioyvrhnv0o3iweurj[q-9p2vawiouevdjn0 pe48oasrd dollars, and its the best cube around! This
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 33333399998773454 Maglev evolution is a waste of money!


Get it now, and it will come with a "Get a Life" sticker in the box!
 
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HEY! Have you ever wanted your cube to make you a cappuccino? I SURE HAVENT! That’s why @Cuber.Hello.com(: should buy the Moyu rs3m 2050
Hey, it wasn't just cappuchinos, i also wanted it to:
Things my cube should do
  • Putting away my belongings.
  • Doing the laundry.
  • Folding and putting away clean clothes.
  • Vacuuming, sweeping, dusting.
  • Setting the table.
  • Clearing the table.
  • Washing and putting away the dishes.
  • Feeding, walking family pets; cleaning birdcages and litter boxes.
  • Make me a cappuchino
 

Futurechamp77

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Oct 12, 2022
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Usa
Would you like to have a cube that does all the things that are listed above this post? Me neither. So buy now for only 111111999992333392942713738$$$$! But if you buy within the next 10 seconds of reading this, you can also get a cool sticker for the clean clothes!
 

NmeCuber

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Dec 22, 2022
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WCA
2022ETHR01
A new Bluetooth cube has just come out! If you don't solve it under the wb time(2.08) then it will give you extra homework! The only cube you could ever want, the moyuqiyigan x ultra pro tornado m air v683703717394967372829
 
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after years of mind numbing gaming, one of our pro gamers came up with an idea while he was playing MoinCroft. He decided that they're should be magnets in the core that are so strong, that if you put on a special glove, and reached out towards it, it would come flying towards you hand, thor syle! This cube can feel the magnetic pull from at least 6 feet away! Drop your cube? No problem just reach down and it will be in your hands almost instantly! This thing turns 10x faster than the speed of light, and can grow limbs and bring you snacks! It's totally worth 0.0000001 dollars!
 
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Moyu DongAoLingDingDongLong V8 Magnetic Ball-Core MagLev Version TYMON SPECIAL EDITION

Presenting Moyu's brand new cube, the AoLingDingDongLong! Now with 300000 core magnets the size of electrons + Obamium Maglev + Lubed with Weight -1! Only 0.99 dollars!
 

Cuber Score

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Dec 16, 2022
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ok new cube cause im bored (you can do multiple cubes btw)

Introducing, the QiYi non-cuber cube!
This cube is packed with the best non-cuber features, such as a Rubik's brand logo, springs, and a core the size of this planet. It can't corner cut, but can move with no ease, perfect for any non-cuber who can just make a cross with L and R.
Buy now, for $849320938454932345432345643234567654323456
 
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