World's worst scrambler

At one point Tyson handed his cube to this Hollywood-type girl and told her to scramble it. She took it and turned the R and L faces over and over for about a minute before giving up and handing it back.

OMG this just happened to me on thursday! I was in my dental assisting class and decided that I would bust out my cube and show off to a couple friends. One girl walks up and tells me that she wished she knew how to solve one and then asked if she could scramble it for me. She did the L and R turns a few times and then U and then U' and just kept fixing it. Eventually exclaiming "OMG I cant even scramble one!" and handing it back to me.

Saddest part of all, I knew she was serious about not being able to do it, she just doesn't understand the cube at all I guess.
 
Everyone I know can scramble my cubes. The thing is, this happens all the time on my Square-1. They can't figure out how to scramble it, so i show them "/" Some people totally screw it up after that, but some people just stop there.
 
I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
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I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.

Daaaaaaang we got off topic!

We could change the title to:

Rubik's Cube Mishaps :)

how about "the cube that never stood a chance"?
HAHAHAHA XD
DX AHAHAHAH
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.


u should have told him to clean it for you and THEN throw it to the dumpster:D
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.


u should have told him to clean it for you and THEN throw it to the dumpster:D
Dang, I should have done that.

I always remind him about his bathroom fantasy with the cube when we have family gatherings. :D
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.


u should have told him to clean it for you and THEN throw it to the dumpster:D
Dang, I should have done that.

I always remind him about his bathroom fantasy with the cube when we have family gatherings. :D

YOU Don't know the true Pain!!!
1. I brought my ES4 to school, someone played catch with it and dropped it. It shattered and pieces flew everywhere.
2. Someone pop my 3x3 today and it took an hour to find all the pieces.
This isn't just today, it happens just about every week.
 
I know some people who also do that, they only make R and L moves and STILL manage to pop it (usually you have to turn 2 adjoining sides to pop, but the can do without)

also, never juggle ES 5x5s

I will never bring my 7x7x7 to school because it's soo easy to misalign
 
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I was bussing home on snow detour with a drunk who smelled like urine. He could barely turn my cube even though it’s quite loose. I told him to not to show me or I’d just reverse it. He made a game where he would turn it a set number of times (8, 5, 6) and then the dude across from us with a cell-phone timer would time me. It was very distracting having him bellow in my ear as I tried to spin his bum grease off. Horrible times (and time).
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.


u should have told him to clean it for you and THEN throw it to the dumpster:D
Dang, I should have done that.

I always remind him about his bathroom fantasy with the cube when we have family gatherings. :D

YOU Don't know the true Pain!!!
1. I brought my ES4 to school, someone played catch with it and dropped it. It shattered and pieces flew everywhere.
2. Someone pop my 3x3 today and it took an hour to find all the pieces.
This isn't just today, it happens just about every week.

HAHA, that sucks
 
Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!


non sometimes, all the times (in reference to doing something cubing related)!!

I agree with fanwuq...I hand it to some random 6th grader who thinks it's the coolest thing in the world and I tell him to be careful and turn slow. He turns fast, it POPs, and I'm ready to break his neck since he did what I told him EXACTLY NOT TO DO!!!!! Seriously...non-cubers are IDIOTS sometimes!!!

you don't know true pain. I decided to bring my es 5x5 to school since some of my friends asked me to bring it, i hand it to one of my friends to scramble, and started to turn it violently, and just as i was about to say be careful (which was about 2 secs after he started) it popped:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

No, you don't know true pain. :p One of my relatives brought my 3x3x3 cube into the restroom with him (without even telling me), and then he dropped it in the toilet, full of his own urine and feces!!! :mad::mad::mad:

ewww, now that, is TRUE pain. Btw did you tell him to get it out for you? Did you ever get it back?
I made him get it out and throw it in the dumpster, far away from home. :( He paid me $50, though.


u should have told him to clean it for you and THEN throw it to the dumpster:D
Dang, I should have done that.

I always remind him about his bathroom fantasy with the cube when we have family gatherings. :D

YOU Don't know the true Pain!!!
1. I brought my ES4 to school, someone played catch with it and dropped it. It shattered and pieces flew everywhere.
2. Someone pop my 3x3 today and it took an hour to find all the pieces.
This isn't just today, it happens just about every week.

wait if that happens just about every week why do you still bring your cubes to school?
 
One time i was at swim team with my best first cube and first lubed so my friend pulls it out few other kid sees one of them asked if i could solve it i said yes he told me to turn around he and this girl start scrambling it(forgot to mention were on like a all like 5 feet of the grass)so the kid drops it luckly it doesn't break then the girl go to get it picks it up tries to throw it over the hard wall but it hits it then shatters completely centers came off and I lost 3 forever.
 
I have had too many bad experiences with non-cubers popping my cubes, even if you warn them beforehand. Now I almost always use my store-bought cube around the general public. It almost cannot pop and it turns so easily my wrists will not cramp during billiard matches. The trade off is that it locks up a bit, and the lack of resistance could make me mess up during BLD.
 
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