You know you are a speedcuber when...

[KongShou]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cut your thumb and the first thing that come into your mind is the fact that you can't cube properly anymore. Sigh

 

[Michael Womack]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cut your thumb and the first thing that come into your mind is the fact that you can't cube properly anymore. Sigh

Or more importantly your right index finger the most used finger.

 

[KongShou]

Or more importantly your right index finger the most used finger.

Nah I use my thumb more

 

[5BLD]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cut your thumb and the first thing that come into your mind is the fact that you can't cube properly anymore. Sigh

I saw a certain cuber slicing his thumb at a competition. Weird stuff.
Also you know you're a cuber when if you slice your finger while modding and finish the mod, and cube, with the finger still bleeding. My blood has learnt to clot fast...

 

[Yellowsnow98]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cut your thumb and the first thing that come into your mind is the fact that you can't cube properly anymore. Sigh

Or when you dislocate a finger. That stops you from cubing full stop. (Unless you are good at OH unlike me)

One time I dislocated my left pinky and I was so relived because I'd still be able to cube. But then I sat down to play guitar.(I was furious)

 

[Michael Womack]

I saw a certain cuber slicing his thumb at a competition. Weird stuff.
Also you know you're a cuber when if you slice your finger while modding and finish the mod, and cube, with the finger still bleeding. My blood has learnt to clot fast...

That reminded me of a guy I saw at A comp and his name was Sammy and both of his hands are deformed so he only has 2 fingers on both hands and hes sub 20 on the 3x3.

 

[speedcuber50]

You know you're a speedcuber when all your visitors ask you why you've got so many cubes! (This kinda happened to me a few days ago.)

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you are a speedcuber when you constantly switch between speedsolving.com, the puzzle shop site you ordered cubes from, check your tracking number every hour, and watch all the videos about the cube(s) you've ordered thinking that this will make your cubes arrive any sooner.

In other words, you know you are a speedcuber when the time between when you hear about an awesome new cube and when it's in your hands is pure agony.

 

[Spaxxy]

You know you are a speedcuber when you constantly switch between speedsolving.com, the puzzle shop site you ordered cubes from, check your tracking number every hour, and watch all the videos about the cube(s) you've ordered thinking that this will make your cubes arrive any sooner.

In other words, you know you are a speedcuber when the time between when you hear about an awesome new cube and when it's in your hands is pure agony.

I felt that agony waiting for my pre-ordered Fangshi Shuang Ren to arrive.

You know you are a speedcuber who is best friends with another speedcuber when he 'borrows' your puzzles, and ends up owning it for a longer period of time than you have.

 

[YddEd]

You know you are a speedcuber when you constantly switch between speedsolving.com, the puzzle shop site you ordered cubes from, check your tracking number every hour, and watch all the videos about the cube(s) you've ordered thinking that this will make your cubes arrive any sooner.

In other words, you know you are a speedcuber when the time between when you hear about an awesome new cube and when it's in your hands is pure agony.

Watched 10 or so reviews on the SS 4x4 v5 and V cube 4.... Still waiting for my cubes to arrive... So painful to see people enjoy those cubes...

 

[speedcuber50]

You know you're a speedcuber when you think that Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote is called Jessica Fridrich! (No, that didn't happen to me, but I thought it was quite funny anyway!)

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you're a speedcuber when you think that Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote is called Jessica Fridrich! (No, that didn't happen to me, but I thought it was quite funny anyway!)

Did that actually happen to anybody?

 

[weirdesky]

You cube until you bruise your finger tips, it hurts to bend your index fingers (and right ring finger), and then continue.

 

[speedcuber50]

Did that actually happen to anybody?

No. Are we not allowed to post made-up reasons?

 

[Michael Womack]

When you start solving a puzzle by experimenting on the solution.

 

[sneaklyfox]

No. Are we not allowed to post made-up reasons?

Sure you're allowed to do that. I'm just asking because if it actually did happen to someone that would be stupid and if that didn't happen to anybody, the joke is not at all funny to me. I guess I don't have the same sense of humour as you...

 

[1LastSolve]

You cube until you bruise your finger tips, it hurts to bend your index fingers (and right ring finger), and then continue.

You Beat me to it! Q ~ Q

 

[Crazycubemom]

I can't say that I'm a Speedcuber.

But I do love to learn 1 Algo in the toilet and takes > 30 minutes hahahahhhhhhhhhhh and after that I can get faster on my table ahahahahaha.
and my family is NOT happy if I do that in the toilet because we only have 1 toilet but I can take some break and then I will continue again haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sorry I'm weird

 

[Eazoon]

You know you're a speedcuber when you meet a friend's friend for the first time and they immediately start asking you about the competition you went to and other cubing-related things.

 

[ben1996123]

you know your an speedcuber if you can solve a rubix cube and you try to get faster