You know you are a speedcuber when...

[Michael Womack]

You know your a speedcuber when you want twistypuzzles the most for your birthday/Christmas.

 

[Aston]

I always want a cube near me just incase I want to do a quick T-perm.

 

[Shapira]

You know you are a BLD cuber when you have memorized all your friends phone numbers using your memo system

 

[asianjoechoo99]

i cringe when i see vaseline and wd-40

 

[Michael Womack]

You know your a Speedcuber when you are trying to find stuff to add tho this http://www.speedsolving.com/forum/showthread.php?4297-Rubik-s-Cube-sightings-in-media

 

[danerulz]

You know you're a speedcuber when a baby chews 2 of your stickers and u strangle it after that. True story.

 

[xfcane]

you know you are a speed cuber when you know that 3 people need to switch places on any table and you refer to them as 'you, interchange with her, and insert him there, and undo interchange' lol.
IMMA HATE COMMS UNTIL I GET THEM lol

 

[BPM]

You know you're speedcuber when you think a perm ISN'T for hair.

 

[5BLD]

You know you're a speedcuber when people complain on the bus and you just stick your headphones in and continue, slow solving.

 

[Pokerizer]

You know your a speed cuber when your realize you forgot your cube at home and get to work a half hour late because you had to run back and get it.

 

[Michael Womack]

You know your a speedcuber when you are timing your solves when your watching a YouTube video.
I don't mean video that just have music I mean videos like Crazybadcubers videos or RedKB.

You know your a speedcuber when you want to buy a new puzzle on the day that there available to buy.

 

[ducttapecuber]

You know you're a speedcuber when a baby chews 2 of your stickers and u strangle it after that. True story.

i know what you mean! My baby sister chewed my favorite/best cube so much, and my mom let her, I had to resticker the entire cube!
i was not happy

 

[incubeus]

You know you're a speedcuber when you actually tell friends, "Sorry, I can't hangout, I've almost got 2-look Oll down."

 

[MarcelP]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cube while being tattooed at the tattoo shop.

 

[sneaklyfox]

You know you are a speedcuber when you cube while being tattooed at the tattoo shop.

Even better if it is a tattoo of a cube!

 

[speedcuber50]

You know you're a speedcuber when you have a cube sitting on your desk while using the computer. (I always do this, but it's mostly because my computer hangs so often that I need something to do while waiting for it to reboot. Oh, and also to try out new algs as soon as I find them online .)

 

[mark49152]

You know you're a speedcuber when you keep a cube by every seat in every room (including the bath).

 

[BrainOfSweden]

You know you're a speedcuber when you type a word incorrectly while typing very fast and blame it on the bad corner cutting of the keyboard

 

[SirWaffle]

You know you're a speed cuber when

You get new jeans and picked them just because of the huge pockets to hold your cubes
Your index finger nails grow in at an angle from flicking a cube so much.
You have a locking case to hold your cubes.
Someone says "Soon" and you think "Sune"
You have algorithms cheat sheets everywhere
You cube while fishing
You only check the mail when you know one of your cubes is going to arrive

 

[kcl]

^^^^^Last one applies to any sort of thing I may have ordered haha yoyos or cubes or cards especially.