Yo Facebook members! I have my suspicions about a cubing poseur

[DavidWoner]

i posted on the second video:

this is who you are addressing:
http://www.worldcubeassociation.org/results/p.php?i=2005BAUM01
the north american record holder. i think he knows more than you.

i wonder how long it will be before he deletes it.

 

[ExoCorsair]

Yeah, he's deleting everything. XP

 

[Crzyazn]

I don't think he can delete a group wall post

 

[DavidWoner]

i say we just keep commenting on his vids so that he is deleting non-stop.

he posted on his 10.96 vid:

yea i i sat and figured out like tons of ways to move like 3 pieces and no other 1s

i replied

yeah and then you scrambled by moving only 3 pieces.

 

[Crzyazn]

Shweet he knows U and A perm

I WANT HIS ALGS

 

[Hadley4000]

Wow, thanks Lucas, I set my record on that scramble!

Oh, wait....


Yeah, that guy is a douché. He might as well peel of the stickers, then say he solved it.

 

[fanwuq]

"Man, you got arthritis or something? You moved so slowly! I tried that scramble and got about 6 seconds."

 

[HelloiamChow]

Hahaha, this is hilarious.

Poor guy, I can imagine it now, him sitting at his desk thinking that he can impress strangers on the internet with his "fast" cube times. But little does he know there is a group of people who actually do work to solve it incredibly fast, I mean, how is he supposed to know? And now he's stuck losing an argument from one of the fastest solvers in the world. You almost feel bad for the guy. Almost. But then you realize he tried to cheat and show off, and you're happy with the balance of the universe. Everyone gets whats coming to them.

 

[DavidWoner]

who is Jim Mertens? i LOLed my bum off reading what he wrote:

wait, i don think he understanz u. u got 2 talk al cool and ish, cuz then he will no what ur takling bout. so then, sup wit yo, tony, u iz da awsome at the solvz. cuz you does it fast and like that, and yea. but herez da lingo ppl who can actully solve uz: F = a bad grade, B = a good grade for you, U = yourself, R = right, L = wrong, D = double turn, x = where the treasure is, y = a question, and z = a variable in math.

Jim, if i ever meet you, I will give you cookies for this.

 

[hdskull]

Jim, if i ever meet you, I will give you cookies for this.

Jim is on this forum, haha.

 

[Lucas Garron]

EDIT: Arg, not having a facebook account forever burdens me, I want to see the video

http://archive.garron.us/vid/2008/facebook_fake1.avi
(don't use)

EDIT:
http://archive.garron.us/vid/2008/facebook_fake1.mp4 should be better.

 

[JBCM627]

@vault I am totally taking you up on that. Next competition in the midwest I am at (not US Open unfortunately) I demand you come to and bring me home-baked cookies.

 

[Alex DiTuro]

I wrote:

"OMG Tony ur sooooo fast!!!! idk what these guys r talkin about it looked real 2 me! I bet ur 20x faster than them. Who the hell is lucas garron anyway??? Whats ur method? I need 2 know PM me kk?"

let's see if he deletes this comment or not ;]

 

[DavidWoner]

@vault I am totally taking you up on that. Next competition in the midwest I am at (not US Open unfortunately) I demand you come to and bring me home-baked cookies.

whoa whoa whoa, i never said anything about home-baked. also ill be at the northeastern comps over the winter(princeton, cornell, etc.) so maybe i will see you there. ill just be sure to bring cookies to every comp i go to from now until you are paid.

 

[Dene]

Ah thanks GG. That is clearly a load of crap indeed.

 

[JBCM627]

"til i get 9 more comments then il delete this one to but they hall have to be about this vids fakness" ...will 8 more people comment, please?

 

[JBCM627]

</fake video>

 

[pcharles93]

So Jim, how about organizing the Cincinnati Summer Open? I'll even help you scramble.

 

[JBCM627]

Cincinnati summer open? Totally possible, I suppose. Actually thats really not a bad idea. Hmm... Joe Neheisel is trying to organize a competition in Youngstown, OH (south of Canton, near PA) for sometime in September... its possible I could throw together a small competition for like August though; I still have Cornell's displays and such. I'll look into it... PM me, where do you live?

 

[masterofthebass]

OOOOO youngtown in September . I live in pittsburgh during the school year, so I could probably come to that. As long as it isn't the 13th I'm ok.