Story Thread 4

[trying-to-speedcube...]

7x7, which totally sqaushed him. now he wasn't a 3x3x3, but a 1x6x6.

 

[yukiwerts]

Then 1x6x6 savages killed him for mimicking them(misunderstanding) and that was the end of...

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Then 1x6x6 savages killed him for mimicking them(misunderstanding) and that was the end of...

Charris Han's cube collection, that...

 

[byu]

Resulted in a commotion of...

 

[Chuberchuckee]

Several multicolored nun-cubes attempting to

 

[Jokerman5656]

kill Optimus Prime who is doing a BLD solve

 

[byu]

on a 20x20x20 cube

 

[waffle=ijm]

Optimus Prime was dying but before taking his last breath, did a final commutator and the 20x20x20...

 

[Sa967St]

's cubies exploded and it made some sound similar to one on Gabbasoft.

 

[soccerking813]

At the same time that the amazing 20x20 cube exploded, Mrank Forris was currently...

 

[waffle=ijm]

Attempting a 1000/1000 teraminx BLD OH solve with...

 

[Sa967St]

one chopstick. After he was done, he ate a cookie, or two, or more. Then, he ate the chopstick.

 

[byu]

But then, the chopstick broke, and...

 

[Chuberchuckee]

a magical Hungarian puzzle-monk named...

 

[holypasta]

Jiri soldered the two halves of the chopstick together and gave it back to him.

 

[byu]

The chopstick became highly valuable and was fought over.

 

[Sa967St]

..until Frank Morris ate it again.

 

[byu]

Far away, in a distant universe, a young child got her hands on a Rubik's cube.

 

[anythingtwisty]

she stared at until it was mysteriously swiped from her grasp

 

[byu]

By a flying cubing dragon