Story Thread 4

[Sa967St]

landed on the Eastsheen Elephant. It exploded into many small frusterating pieces.

 

[byu]

One corner piece ran away to the land of

 

[waffle=ijm]

Rouxotopia where all the cubes were solved using roux

 

[Ethan Rosen]

Then every character in this story died as the sun exploded.
The End

 

[PatrickJameson]

Meanwhile in another galaxy...

 

[qqwref]

Matyas Kuti had just set a BLD record of 28.31 seconds.

 

[Siraj A.]

PatrickJameson's galaxy get's sucked in by the giant black hole that is at the center of it.

 

[Ryanrex116]

Erno Rubik was born.

 

[Ethan Rosen]

the only thing living was the AIDS

 

[DavidWoner]

Then a second Big Bang occurs but in the new universe, this thread doesn't exist, so nobody else posts in it.

 

[Jai]

But then speedsolving.com from the second universe synced with the speedsolving.com from this one, and all of the threads were copied. Including this one.

 

[qqwref]

But the thread was not there... SO WHO WAS POST?

 

[Ethan Rosen]

the super AIDS

nothing can kill super AIDS

 

[ConnorCuber]

Bob Burton can

 

[qqwref]

...DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

So he did.

~the end~

 

[Siraj A.]

What about Frunk?

 

[Ethan Rosen]

Once again, NOTHING can kill the Super AIDS which then proceded to destroy every T cell within a 50 mile radius

 

[ConnorCuber]

But The T cells outside the 50 mile radius plan to launch missiles at Super AIDS

 

[Siraj A.]

/me makes AIDS resistant helper T cells, creating antibodies against the AIDS virus and destroying it. I win.

(ninja'd by a Canadian ^)

 

[Ethan Rosen]

NOTHING can defeat the Super AIDS
it laughs at your missiles and anti bodies and resistant cells
then it takes over Paris and marches under the Arc de Triumphe, just like Hitler, only a trillion bajillion times as powerful