Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[Zane_C]

What a stupid cow.

 

[Boscotheclown]

I found a picture of her.

 

[da25centz]

I now own Carbon, and everything made from it. Come, my carbon-based minions, follow your master's every wish and command

 

[Edward]

I now own Carbon, and everything made from it. Come, my carbon-based minions, follow your master's every wish and command

Erm, sorry but I just bought air. So shh.

 

[da25centz]

alright. give me your carbon-based lungs and you can have your precious air

 

[Edward]

alright. give me your carbon-based lungs and you can have your precious air

D: A conflict
*Cuts off your air supply, and claims that you didn't pay the fee*

 

[bluedasher]

LOL, very funny! I'm gonna start charging people for every footstep they take on my Earth.

 

[da25centz]

om noom nom nom nom nom nom
i eats your air

 

[Edward]

om noom nom nom nom nom nom
i eats your air

That'll five hundred dolla.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

I claim all the blood in the world. Spill it, pay. Have it circulated, pay. Donate it, still pay.
I claim electricity.
I claim all water. Including the incredibly large percentage in your body. Whales and all you other sushi, pay up.
Finally, I claim all atoms. Get out your wallets.

 

[Edward]

I claim all the blood in the world. Spill it, pay. Have it circulated, pay. Donate it, still pay.
I claim electricity.
I claim all water. Including the incredibly large percentage in your body. Whales and all you other sushi, pay up.
Finally, I claim all atoms. Get out your wallets.

cool story bro
btw, multiply how many breaths you just took by 5, add them to your weight height and shoe size, and multiply that number by 10. That's how much you owe me.

 

[BigSams]

I think this kind of attention is exactly what she wanted.

 

[Ranzha]

From Stefan's posts, I've added to the 8-ball. =D

 

[kdawg123]

I own Pluto. Too bad it's not a planet....
I also claimed the letter Q.
I now own the two least important things in our universe.

 

[Rinfiyks]

I also claimed the letter Q.

Someone else beat you to that one.

 

[TK 421]

TheRubiksGod would claim everything and wins all over you, because he is the rubiks GOD

I own the only star that matters..
The Death Star..

Give me all your money or I will use the star.. ^^

Your machine is obsolete.

I have a Death Star 2. Completely built from the plans of the original Death Star 2 which was destroyed at the battle of endor.

I found the plans on a Supercomputer hard disk on one of the ruins.


*Shoots force-guided Proton Torpedo at the ventilation shaft of your Death Star 1*

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

cool story bro
btw, multiply how many breaths you just took by 5, add them to your weight height and shoe size, and multiply that number by 10. That's how much you owe me.

...You calling me fat?!

 

[TK 421]

...You calling me fat?!

i think he meant math, not adding your weight...

 

[Edward]

...You calling me fat?!

Yeah sure whatever. Either way, gimme mai monay.

 

[Stefan]

multiply how many breaths you just took by 5, add them to your weight height and shoe size, and multiply that number by 10. That's how much you owe me.

How do you add values without unit and with incompatible units? And how does that result in a number? And how is he supposed to give you the number he owes you?