Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[SWelsh1000]

HaHa This woman's funny

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Let's see her fly to the sun. And put her name on it.

 

[Mike Hughey]

This (and the other thread on the Rubik's Cube patent) reminds me of one of my favorite websites:
http://www.magnus-opus.com/

 

[TK 421]

Bigbee, buy a galaxy. It's much more cheaper than buying single stars

ON the OP.

WHAT? If she charges me, I'll throw her my stone hard storebought at her face

I have to patent the moon. At a very short time

Waittaminute doesn't Jesus own the sun?

EDIT:

I support this post

Let's see her fly to the sun. And put her name on it.

 

[DGraciaRubik]

The real joke is that in Galicia they have around 30 days with sun per year.

 

[ChrisBird]

But... the plants use the sun too...
And so do the animals...
And what about reptiles who NEED it to live?

She won't be getting money from all those. She's gunna be pissed....

 

[ben1996123]

i laughed at the part where she says she wants to be payed for everyone using the sun

Same

lol. Why would anyone want to own a planet or star anyway? The person who "owns" it is never going to go there -_-

EDIT: I claim the English Language. Everyone should pay me millions to be legally allowed to speak English.

 

[Slash]

I'm gonna buy the whole Andromeda galaxy for my girlfriend^^ It's one month to Christmas so I have time

 

[Rinfiyks]

I'm gonna buy the whole Andromeda galaxy for my girlfriend^^ It's one month to Christmas so I have time

No you're not.
I am the owner of time itself, and I forbid everyone from buying anything that is affected by time.

 

[LearningCode]

I own the only star that matters..
The Death Star..

Give me all your money or I will use the star.. ^^

 

[Stefan]

well now I claim the word "a".

I claim all typos and other language mistakes. So I don't care when people write perfectly, but if you make a mistake, I'll make you pay.

 

[RyanReese09]

I claim the letter "e", the most used letter in the English dictionary

stefan, you have to pay me 13 times

 

[abctoshiro]

I claim that the Earth should pay me a hundred dollars for each person living in it.

 

[Your Mother]

I don't need the sun. I use torches.

 

[Stefan]

I claim the letter "e", the most used letter in the English dictionary

stefan, you have to pay me 13 times

No, I did that prior to your claim, so that was ok and you won't obtain anything from... uh... I.

 

[Winball]

We should blame her for global warming and skin cancer.

 

[RyanReese09]

No, I did that prior to your claim, so that was ok and you won't obtain anything from... uh... I.

True I made the announcement on this forum after your post, although I actually patented it~2 minutes 11 seconds before your post
Pay up.

 

[Andrew Ricci]

Sorry guys. I just bought the exclusive rights to all of you. Pay up.

 

[kdawg123]

Well I already claimed oxygen, so everytime you breath you owe me a quarter. Which means in about 3 seconds I will gain a profit of 15,000,000 USD.

 

[aronpm]

Sorry, I own the big bang, and everything that happened as a result of that. So all the hydrogen in the universe is mine. And you guessed it, that included stars like the Sun. Oh, and since I own the stars, that oxygen is actually mine. Also, the lead made from stars is mine too, and since your blood has hemoglobin which has iron, your blood belongs to me too. How dare you give away my stuff to blood banks.

Also I call shotgun on reverse-time-cause-effect ownership; I also own what caused the big bang.