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[kprox1994]

And Petrus is for Jews, and Roux for Muslims.

 

[Bapao]

Warning, political incorrectness may follow

Spoiler

I thought Christians would use CFOP because it starts with a cross.

*Guffaw*

Nah... Petrus is the preferred method for Christians...

Well they already nicked the cross idea, so I thought I'd throw them an apostel for good measure

 

[qqwref]

The religion-method discussion reminds me of an anecdote about this guy on IRC about two years ago...

So this guy shows up with the username "greencrosscuber". Pretty reasonable, alright, everyone assumes he's just proud of using green cross or whatever. After a while a few people end up switched to alternate usernames about what crosses they use (stuff like "whitecrossleftcuber") to be funny, and eventually this happens:
[21:23:22] <greencrosscuber> why is everyone changing to cross cuber? lol
[21:23:29] <whitecrossleftcuber> you started it
[21:23:41] <greencrosscuber> well green is my favorite color
[21:23:46] <greencrosscuber> then cross for jesus
[21:23:48] <greencrosscuber> and then cuber
[21:23:56] <greencrosscuber> its my email
[21:24:02] <usuallyyellowcrosscuber> ....
[21:24:04] <whiteyellowoppcrosscuber> ...
[21:24:06] <whitecrossleftcuber> ...

 

[Hershey]

And Petrus is for Jews, and Roux for Muslims.

Lolno.

 

[AustinReed]

The religion-method discussion reminds me of an anecdote about this guy on IRC about two years ago...

So this guy shows up with the username "greencrosscuber". Pretty reasonable, alright, everyone assumes he's just proud of using green cross or whatever. After a while a few people end up switched to alternate usernames about what crosses they use (stuff like "whitecrossleftcuber") to be funny, and eventually this happens:
[21:23:22] <greencrosscuber> why is everyone changing to cross cuber? lol
[21:23:29] <whitecrossleftcuber> you started it
[21:23:41] <greencrosscuber> well green is my favorite color
[21:23:46] <greencrosscuber> then cross for jesus
[21:23:48] <greencrosscuber> and then cuber
[21:23:56] <greencrosscuber> its my email
[21:24:02] <usuallyyellowcrosscuber> ....
[21:24:04] <whiteyellowoppcrosscuber> ...
[21:24:06] <whitecrossleftcuber> ...

That's funny.
"Aus" are my initials
"Tin" because I like tin cans
Reed" because I have a reed farm in my backyard

 

[DavidWoner]

Scientologists use Salvia, cuz they be trippin.

 

[gogozerg]

...and Roux for Muslims.

Certainly not.

 

[Jostle]

Wait.. what?

 

[yockee]

And Petrus is for Jews, and Roux for Muslims.

I'm a jew and I don't use Petrus! hahahaha.