Puzzle Brand Personality Questions

[TentsOnFire]

(w00t, first post ever on this place!)

Hello, I have a YouTube Channel called TentsOnFire. Please don't leave, I'm not self-advertising!

I have an entertainment video in mind for the next week or so. I'll need a lot of help from people, since I can't do it on my own.

Here's the question: If the puzzle brands were categorized into personalities, and then put into the minds of people, what would they be? Here's a list of what I'm looking for:

Rubik's
ShengShou
V-Cubes
Dayan
Funs Puzzle
Meffert's
Calvin's Puzzles
MF8
YJ/Moyu
LanLan
QJ
DianSheng
WitEden/Type C
VeryPuzzle
Yuxin
Alpha/Type A/Gans
Cyclone Boys
Ghosthand
Maru
Eastsheen
Ayi
CubeTwist
Cube4U
Ling'Ao
Sheng'En
MoZhi
QiYi
Type Z
MuFang
Edison

What I want is some kind of description for any/all of these brands. I'm not expecting Romeo & Juliet, but I don't want two word descriptions either. I just want some help (or more help). Also, if I'm missing any brand in there, feel free to add a personality for them as well. Thanks a bunch! :tu

 

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Rubik's - Wise old man
ShengShou - Copycat
V-Cubes - Screwjob
Dayan - Quickster
Funs Puzzle - The kid who keeps you waiting
Meffert's - Different
Calvin's Puzzles - The guy who advertises Oxi Clean (Not Billy Mays Anthony Sullivan)
MF8 - Very-sided
YJ/Moyu - New kid on the block
LanLan - Slow
QJ - Slow
DianSheng - Busty
WitEden/Type C - Terrible
VeryPuzzle - Unique
Yuxin - Huge
Alpha/Type A /Gans - Innovative
Cyclone Boys - copycat
Ghosthand - Shengshou's Sister
Maru - cheap but you can't expect lobster
Eastsheen - Expired milk
Ayi - Innovative
CubeTwist - Insecure
Cube4U - Post-rehab
Ling'Ao - Magician
Sheng'En - The kid who isn't popular anymore
MoZhi - Cheap, and you can expect a dollar store cube.
QiYi - Copykitty
Type Z - Meh
MuFang - Decent
Edison - Rare