Pawnee Open

[TheMachanga]

I like the event list, but I'm not sure if I have anything planned/

 

[Bryan]

Google Maps doesn't have a Pawnee, IN...

Neither does mapquest...

You guys are too dependent on technology. Stallman, ND doesn't appear on Google either, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

http://www.pawneeindiana.com/home.shtml has directions to Pawnee, IN.

 

[Cyrus C.]

Did anybody notice this on their website?

Due to scheduling issues, the end of summer block party has been moved to December 1st.

I wanted Google Maps because it says the estimated time, I don't think I can go over 4-5 hours.

 

[TheMachanga]

Google Maps doesn't have a Pawnee, IN...

Neither does mapquest...

You guys are too dependent on technology. Stallman, ND doesn't appear on Google either, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

http://www.pawneeindiana.com/home.shtml has directions to Pawnee, IN.

Where is it located, I can't find a map... My parents don't like driving me far places (They thought Chicago Open was too far, and I live in Chicago)

 

[Bryan]

FYI: I just got a message from the Pawnee P&R. There's going to be a Senior's Dance at the rec center that same day, so if an 80-year-old woman is asking you to dance with her, please be polite. You can complete your solves after you sign their dance card (that's apparently what old people do).

 

[TheMachanga]

FYI: I just got a message from the Pawnee P&R. There's going to be a Senior's Dance at the rec center that same day, so if an 80-year-old woman is asking you to dance with her, please be polite. You can complete your solves after you sign their dance card (that's apparently what old people do).

Is it in the same room?

 

[TheMachanga]

You guys suck. (I know now)

 

[Bryan]

April fools.....
Im guessing....

Just in any else needs a hint. This is true.

If you click on the upper-right of the Pawnee P&R or city page, it takes you to http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/

If you still haven't figured it out yet, Pawnee doesn't really exist and there will be no Pawnee Open due to venue availability (the city the venue is in doesn't exist).

If you post anything after this post thinking it's still real, you will be facepalmed.

 

[Cyrus C.]

Darn it.

 

[cincyaviation]

well apparently i'm still going?
my parents didn't like the fact that it wasn't real after all

 

[Carson]

pwned

 

[Cyrus C.]

pwned

Pawneed.

 

[Forte]

Um ya, like the third Google result has a line that says "the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana" >_>