Omegle.

piemaster said:
this made MY day imo even more:

www.sillythreads.com/thread_no.1938592/funnystories
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you evil, evil person.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I am from US
Stranger: M or F?
You: YOU SEXIST BASTARD!
You: HOW DARE YOU!
You: THIS IS SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION, I TELL YOU!
Stranger: ok
You: I WILL NOT STAND FOR, NO TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE
You: putting all that aside
You: I am male
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I told them, but they wouldn't believe me.
 
You: Do you like cubes?
Stranger: no
You: No rubik's cubes?
Stranger: nope theyre gay
You: Oh.
You: They are fun
Stranger: look u dont go onto omegle and talk to a chick about rubiks cubes
You: Well I do
You: Maybe you don't

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: tell me about yourself, stranger
You: i'm not the stranger...
You: IT'S YOU!!
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: ah... perhaps you are not THE stranger, but A stranger?
You: OH NOES
Stranger: in which case, your objection is seen to be needless
Stranger: so get to telling me about yourself, stranger
You: live in cali
Stranger: how do you like it there?
You: it's hot
Stranger: so i hear
You: yes
Stranger: i live in new york. i imagine it is not quite as hot
You: well, it's only midnight here
You: almost
You: then again, your city never sleeps
Stranger: sure, but i live pretty far away from the city
Stranger: and by never sleeps they mean you can get hotdogs all the time, woooo
You: all right!
Stranger: aside from that, there actually is quite a bit of sleeping going on
You: i have to cook mine from the fridge :(
Stranger: pfft. sucks to be you, stranger
You: i don't think i even have any buns left.
Stranger: im not sure an existence like yours really lives up to the standard we call 'human'
You: i'm-a just go grab some jello
Stranger: haha, aww man, the other night my friend ate jello all day, and said his poop was like jello
Stranger: hahaha, thats so gross
You: wow, that's something to tell me while i'm eating jello
Stranger: haha, im sorry
Stranger: but just thinking about it bouncing around in the toilet bowl like jello, its a very funny mental image
Stranger: alright, lets get off this topic
You: hit the side of the bowl and it'd wiggle...
Stranger: hahaha, yeah
You: ok, this jello is starting to not taste a good anymore
Stranger: just imagine it came from a butt
You: oh, come on.
Stranger: i guess that didnt help huh
You: it did not.
Stranger: so um... what flavor jello is it?
You: blue raspberry
Stranger: does the blue make it taste better than normal raspberry?
You: it doesn't even taste like raspberries
Stranger: how disappointing
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You: hi
Stranger: V
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You: wow
Stranger: :) i'm happy with it.
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imaghost said:
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You: hi
Stranger: V
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You: wow
Stranger: :) i'm happy with it.
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Uh... wow. I wonder if he put the time into making that or did he just got somewhere and pasted it.
 
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO LOSE THE GAME.... WELL ACTUALLY THAT JUST MADE YOU LOSE THE GAME BUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO LOSE IT AGAIN DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS!

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Stranger: hi
You: THE GAME!
You: OWNED!
Stranger: i lose the game
You: HA
You: HA HA!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellooo
You: The game
Stranger: what game?
You: >*facepalm*<
You: There is a popular internet game called "THE GAME"
You: In this game you can only win the game if you see a limo or a windmill and shout " I WIN THE GAME"
You: but you lose if you think about the game
You: so many people go around trying to make other people lose the game.
You: BTW, you just lost the game.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: what game?
You: OH MY GOSH 2 IN A ROW!
You: okay,
You: "the game"
You: is a popular internet game,
Stranger: never heard of it
You: in which the only way you can win the game is if you see a windmill or a limousine and shout "I WIN THE GAME"
You: but you lose the game if you think of the game,
You: thus many people on the internet
You: including myself
You: find it fun to try to make other people lose the game by mentioning the game
You: of course
You: that also makes us lose the game.
Stranger: i don't get it haha, but i'm sure it it fun... or something
Stranger: is
You: yeppers.
Stranger: haha
You: Out of curiosity did you ever work on the indiana toll way in a fizoli's restraunt?
You: *restaurant
Stranger: no :P
You: ...okay
Stranger: why?
You: Just wondering
Stranger: ok ;o
You: Did you know they have unlimited breadsticks?
Stranger: no, but now I do
You: RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'RUR'U'
You: You just got sexy moved!
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meh, thought those would lead to better conversations... oh well.
 
Funny Omegle Conversation

It was really funny (too me) so I though ill post it. =D
NOTE: Im am not "Stranger" I am "You"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: no thois is patrick
You: YES
You: FINALLLY
You: someone who gets iot
You: it
Stranger: get what?
You: nobody else gets it
You: they always say
You: ?
You: or
You: yes
You: or something
Stranger: I dont understand
Stranger: get what?
You: you said
You: no, this is patrick
Stranger: yes Im patrick.
You: which is what you're supposed to say
You: after someone says
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: whats your name?
You: havent you seen that episode
You: of spongebob
You: ?
Stranger: spongebob??
Stranger: ???
You: wtf?
You: is you're name really patrick
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
You: oh
You: nvm
You: the joke was
You: in an episode
Stranger: oh
You: the guys name is patrick
You: and he works at the krusty krab
You: and he has to answer calls
You: and it was his fist day on the job
You: and when someone asks
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
You: he says
You: NO, THIS IS PATRICK
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im not the krusty krab
You: you don't watch spongebob
You: ?
Stranger: no
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Let me know if you have any funny ones too.
 
imaghost said:
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You: hi
Stranger: V
Stranger: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...|... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .._,,-~~~-,-,,_
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/: : : : : : :"'~-,,... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... |... ... /: : : : :~"'\,: \::__/:|o--,,. . . . .\,: ¯¯: : : : : :"-,
\: : : : : : : : : : :""~,,... ... ... ... ... ... ... |... ... .\: : : : : :,,-"~": : : "'~~-,:"'~-,,_|: : :,-"¯¯¯¯"-,:|
.'~,: : : : : : : : : : : : :"'~-,,_... ... ... ... ...|... ... .."-,_: ,-" : : : : : : : : : : : "~,--~": : (o~--,,_. . |:|
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You: wow
Stranger: :) i'm happy with it.
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Family guy FTW!
 
funny conversation:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: monsters are going down my street, need help!!!
Stranger: haha ****'ll buff out.
You: i'll put them hanna montana's cd
You: better
Stranger: haha asl?
You: F 16 spain
You: you?
Stranger: m 16 usa
Stranger: =]
You: goof
You: good*
Stranger: how so?
You: cam?
Stranger: At home. =] but not with me
Stranger: Do you have msn messenger?
You: ohh
Stranger: if so, add me @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Stranger: And I'll add you when I get home. i'm still at school.
You: hahahaha
You: i'm lad
You: haahhahaaahaaahahahhahhaahhahahhaahhahhahahahahaahaahahahahahhahahha
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