Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[HavoCentral]

http://tinyurl.com/263rgar

Edit: Ninja'd...

way to break forums rules.

@cincyaviation and i didnt google it because i was in a hurry this morning.
flaming does not contribute to the forum and is against forum rules as well.

 

[cincyaviation]

way to break forums rules.

It only happens because people like you are too dumb to google it.

 

[CuberKyle]

"I bet you can't solve it!"
*solve*
"betcha can't do it again!"
*solve*
"bet I can do it faster!"
*takes solved cube from me, performs the Noob Alg: r' r.*
"hahaha see!"

 

[ariasamie]

way to break forums rules.

@cincyaviation and i didnt google it because i was in a hurry this morning.
flaming does not contribute to the forum and is against forum rules as well.

no it's not.
it directs you to exactly what you are asking for.

 

[celli]

Can't believe I just read all 167 pages!!!!! Lots of funny stuff.
Here's one I got recently: I can solve it too (she really could) but I don't understand the part with the finger! I still don't know what she was talking about, because my fingertricks are really slow, so...

 

[Kapusta]

Worst one: "Teach me how to solve it." (Not only does this one come up a lot, it also comes with 10 minutes of "Look it up on youtube" and "it's too complicated.")
Best one: "Those hands are going to come in handy someday."

 

[~Adam~]

A comment on Faz's 7.38 avg of 5 video.

Don't get me wrong ur good but in competition standards they jumble it up then start the clock, look at it and then solve it not look at it start the clock and solve it

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

A comment on Faz's 7.38 avg of 5 video.

Oh wow

 

[CubesOfTheWorld]

"You're a retard, you know that?"
"Yes. I'm definitely a retard. I only have a 4.0 GPA."

 

[EnterPseudonym]

GPA != intelligence

 

[Specs112]

So I was solving and this guy was watching, when the cube pops.
"Oh my god you broke it!"
*fixes cube*
*finishes solving*
"But how do you even know you put it back the right way?"

That would have been a legitimate comment, except it was said AFTER I finished the solve.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

*bring my 5x5*
Damn dude! It's sooo big.

 

[y3k9]

*bring my 5x5*
Damn dude! It's sooo big.

That's what she said.

 

[userman]

How do I get a cross?

 

[Edward]

*bring my 5x5*
Damn dude! It's sooo big.

;-; What do you mean by this? 5x5's are big D:

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

How do I get a cross?

Either your asking that here, or your thinking that's a "darndest question", because it isn't. They don't anything about "incorrectly oriented pieces"

;-; What do you mean by this? 5x5's are big D:

In my school, That's what She Said jokes are common

 

[Fluffy]

*bring my 5x5*
Damn dude! It's sooo big.

People say this about my 4x4.

 

[Fluffy]

"You can do the rubiks cube? I can to! I just always get stuck on the first side."

I thought this one was hilarious.

 

[Ranzha]

People say this about my 4x4.

Oh, I REALLY wanna say "Happened to me with some other pants."
But erm, meh.

Yesterday, I was eating in the food court at the mall, solving. This couple gets up and walks towards me, watching. Usually minicrowd, am used to it. But like, they start making sound effects. So like, I scramble and set it down, inspect, and put the cube back down, ready to start the timer, when I hear "beep. beep. beep. BEEP!" as one would hear in a racing game.
So, I'm solving, and the girl's making sound effects as the guy's doing sports commentary over the solve.
Needs to happen in replays of comp solves. 4srs.

 

[HavoCentral]

Oh, I REALLY wanna say "Happened to me with some other pants."
But erm, meh.

Yesterday, I was eating in the food court at the mall, solving. This couple gets up and walks towards me, watching. Usually minicrowd, am used to it. But like, they start making sound effects. So like, I scramble and set it down, inspect, and put the cube back down, ready to start the timer, when I hear "beep. beep. beep. BEEP!" as one would hear in a racing game.
So, I'm solving, and the girl's making sound effects as the guy's doing sports commentary over the solve.
Needs to happen in replays of comp solves. 4srs.

EPIC, that would be a hilarious youtube video