Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

I was solving my 3x3 the other day when some random guy came up
RG: Wow! you got all the stickers back together
ME: so?
RG: Can i jumble it?
ME: If you have to
5 minutes later
ME: can i have my cube back now
RG: ok i'll time you
I start solving the cube (with no inspection) but it pops. I put the peice back in but on the last layer i realise its rigged
RG: thats cheating! YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT!

:fp
 
I was solving my 3x3 the other day when some random guy came up
RG: Wow! you got all the stickers back together
ME: so?
RG: Can i jumble it?
ME: If you have to
5 minutes later
ME: can i have my cube back now
RG: ok i'll time you
I start solving the cube (with no inspection) but it pops. I put the peice back in but on the last layer i realise its rigged
RG: thats cheating! YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT!

:fp

This sounds like the kind of thing Dilly would do... :p
 
The other day, a friend of mine was trying to solve one of my cubes at school, then he asked another cuber for help, and after some time he asked: "You need to think about the colors too?", and the other cuber just said to me: "best one ever"
 
Nope it wasn't Dilly like i said it was some random guy

Okay, I know.

How about these:

"Can I stuff up your Rubik's Cube?" Then, if you let him, and you solve it, he says "Ohhh, so slow", even though he can't do it at all. :fp

When you make a mistake, someone has to say, "he was to busy thinking about Rubik's Cubes." :fp
 
I've got another one

RG: can i scramble your anarubiks cube?
ME: If you have to
RG: some proffesional solvers put oil in they're anarubiks cubes
ME: i use silicone
RG: BUT THAT'S CHEATING!

:fp
 
Okay, I know.

How about these:

"Can I stuff up your Rubik's Cube?" Then, if you let him, and you solve it, he says "Ohhh, so slow", even though he can't do it at all. :fp

When you make a mistake, someone has to say, "he was to busy thinking about Rubik's Cubes." :fp

That's partly your fault. You don't have to be known for the cube. People don't say this unless you have your cube out and about ALOT.
 
My friends say some of the dumbest things.
"Once I got really close, all that was switched were the blue and white centers"
"How do you know where the pieces go?!"
"Where is the 'on' button?"
 
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