Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

I was playing with my 2x2 and some guy says, "Whoa! Did you cut some pieces off your Rubik's Cube?"
 
Cyrus C. said:
A conversation with a non-cubing judge:

Me: You're still judging?
Him: Yep.
Him: Any cute girls coming to the competition?
Me: Possibly, why?
Him: So I can hit on em, duh!
Me:...
Me: Well, the only girls I know of that cube are a Canadian, & European, the Euro is an adult.
Him: Awesome, I'll take the Europe one.
I stopped him there.

I forgot about guinepigs rock.
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There are more girl cubers than that, me included. And also Shelley, I can't believe you forgot about her.
 
I had my LL 2x2 out.
Kid:I want one of the smaller puzzles, smaller than that.
Me Thinking:Yay! More stories for the Non Cubers says the darndest things thread!
Me:This is as small as it gets dude...that's what she said.
 
This happened a while back, and it continues to be a joke among my friends and me.
Whenever I lubricate my cubes with CRC or Jig-A-Loo, I always shake the can. Since I had no Jig-A-Loo, I used my almost-empty CRC.
I shook it and attempted to spray it and all it sprayed was a small mist, predominantly letting air escape form the can. Since my friends were around, talking nonchalantly, they were in on the action. I shook the can vigourously when my friend said, "That's like my right hand on a Saturday night."
Another friend then replied, "Yeah, and nothing ever comes out."

Just...yeah.
 
Ranzha V. Emodrach said:
This happened a while back, and it continues to be a joke among my friends and me.
Whenever I lubricate my cubes with CRC or Jig-A-Loo, I always shake the can. Since I had no Jig-A-Loo, I used my almost-empty CRC.
I shook it and attempted to spray it and all it sprayed was a small mist, predominantly letting air escape form the can. Since my friends were around, talking nonchalantly, they were in on the action. I shook the can vigourously when my friend said, "That's like my right hand on a Saturday night."
Another friend then replied, "Yeah, and nothing ever comes out."

Just...yeah.
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That would make no sense for me. I shake the can with the index finger on the nozzle. Not that I know, but I don't think anyone faps like that.
 
~Phoenix Death~ said:
Ranzha V. Emodrach said:
This happened a while back, and it continues to be a joke among my friends and me.
Whenever I lubricate my cubes with CRC or Jig-A-Loo, I always shake the can. Since I had no Jig-A-Loo, I used my almost-empty CRC.
I shook it and attempted to spray it and all it sprayed was a small mist, predominantly letting air escape form the can. Since my friends were around, talking nonchalantly, they were in on the action. I shook the can vigourously when my friend said, "That's like my right hand on a Saturday night."
Another friend then replied, "Yeah, and nothing ever comes out."

Just...yeah.
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That would make no sense for me. I shake the can with the index finger on the nozzle. Not that I know, but I don't think anyone faps like that.
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I put the cap on the CRC first, to not accidentally spray anything with my index finger on the nozzle. Also, fumes can stay in the cap and not go far if they escaped from the nozzle unexpectedly.
 
"Damn, that 2x2 looks easy. I think I can do it."
"I can only get one side and then I start messing stuff up."
...and my favorites...
Them: "You must be a genius!"
Me: "Actually, I just looked up how to do it on the internet."

Also, this:
(I finish a solve)
Them: "I can mess it up so well that you'll NEVER be able to solve it!"
Me: "It's not really like that...it eventually reaches a point where it can't really be more scrambled."
Them: "But I can mess it up REALLY well. Just watch." (scrambles)
(I solve it)
Them: "Holy (insert choice expletive here)."
 
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InfernoTowel said:
"Damn, that 2x2 looks easy. I think I can do it."
"I can only get one side and then I start messing stuff up."
...and my favorites...
Them: "You must be a genius!"
Me: "Actually, I just looked up how to do it on the internet."

Also, this:
(I finish a solve)
Them: "I can mess it up so well that you'll NEVER be able to solve it!"
Me: "It's not really like that...it eventually reaches a point where it can't really be more scrambled."
Them: "But I can mess it up REALLY well. Just watch." (scrambles)
(I solve it)
Them: "Holy (insert choice expletive here)."
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None of these are even correct or funny...
 
using my vcube7 in class : dumbass beside me: "my friend has the new 24x24":fp

me: "cool story bro" *finishes vcube7*
 
I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO SAY 7 SIDED (7x7x7) RUBIK'S CUBES
I HATE ALL PEOPLE WHO SAY I CAN SOLVE ONE SIDE

THAT IS ALL
 
I really hate it when people take the cube.. turn one layer (its already solved) and then turn it back and yell "YEAHH I SOLVED IT!"
 
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