Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[(X)]

Here's some of the comments that got me really riled up:

"it proves that woman are intellectually superior to man in all things completely useless"

"Wow, the human race needs more people like you"

"This video.. You are veri smart"

"Man but she really twisted it around, I bet it is still hard to solve it like she did. And even more, in 42 seconds! in that magic number!

I'M IN LOVE"

hohohoho

 

[DT546]

I'd just completed the OLL stage, and someone nearby said "WOW, you've got one side".

that happened to me, then a few seconds later they're amazed that you solved it

 

[kunz]

"i bet you cant solve it" is the comment that earned me 3 dollars

erned my friend 20 lol but he said he could do it in under 20 seconds

 

[cubemaster13]

when you finish and someone says you cheated or you cant do that again... and when a cube pops and you put in a piece wrong and you have to take it out and flip it correct, people always call me a cheater

 

[ianini]

when you finish and someone says you cheated or you cant do that again... and when a cube pops and you put in a piece wrong and you have to take it out and flip it correct, people always call me a cheater

That happens to me all the time at school.

 

[Luigimamo]

when you finish and someone says you cheated or you cant do that again... and when a cube pops and you put in a piece wrong and you have to take it out and flip it correct, people always call me a cheater

never bring pop prone cubes to public areas

 

[TheMachanga]

Youtube comment:

Anyone that can solve a Rubik's cube blinded or behind their back are cheaters. Sure they can memorize their steps and "that takes skill" but it's still cheating. The only way to do it fair is with just looking at it and NOT memorizing steps!

 

[ManasijV]

"How do you know when its solved while you're doing it blindfolded?"
WHAT?

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

"How do you know when its solved while you're doing it blindfolded?"
WHAT?

What? It's a valid question. They know all this M2 stuff.

 

[RubikMagicPuzzleToy]

never bring pop prone cubes to public areas

So true, I always just bring my nice storebought. Also because if I drop it, no harm done. And I wouldn't be upset if I lost it, for that matter.

 

[ZamHalen]

guy:woah is that a 16 cube?(when borrowing my friends 4x4x4)
Here's one that made me mad.
guy:I'll mix it up so bad that you can't do it.
me:*solves*
guy:this time you won't do it.
me:*achieves "burning building" world record*
guy:this time you won't do it
me:*see's to white stickers on one corner*WTH
guy:you'll move the stickers,right?
me:*letterbombs* :fp

 

[iasimp1997]

"You know, that got old like a few months ago. People don't think you're cool anymore. So you might as well find a new hobby."
"Wow, that's nice, a Rubik's TRIANGLE."
Friend, a long time ago: Wow you need a new hobby. Play some more World War 2 games.
He's now a cuber. Jonny358. hahajonny

 

[Mastersonian]

Guy: You know Nick, that was cute when we were in middleschool (Now juniors) it's not anymore.
Me: You know James, playing Call of Duty all day while high was never cute.

James never said that again.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

"You know, that got old like a few months ago. People don't think you're cool anymore. So you might as well find a new hobby."
"Wow, that's nice, a Rubik's TRIANGLE."
Friend, a long time ago: Wow you need a new hobby. Play some more World War 2 games.
He's now a cuber. Jonny358. hahajonny

I hate dumbasses like that.
I brung my Megaminx to school

Science Teacher:Whoa! A dodecahedron!
Kids:Who the HELL do you turn that?

 

[aronpm]

brung

brought*

 

[Rinfiyks]

"Is it all like numbers to you?"
-_-

 

[(R)]

I met a guy at districrt band who says his sister's boyfriend can solve it behind his back in under 30 seconds. With no memo.

What I really don't get is that people ask if you can do it behind your back instead of BLD.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Hah
Brought my LL 2x2 to school
Me:*scrambles it* Here, solve it
Friend: *fumbles around with it and solves one color* LOOK! *he tries to cover the cube with his hands and show only the solved side*
Me:Amazing. *takes it and solves it*
Friend:*glare*

 

[martin8768]

Hah
Brought my LL 2x2 to school
Me:*scrambles it* Here, solve it
Friend: *fumbles around with it and solves one color* LOOK! *he tries to cover the cube with his hands and show only the solved side*
Me:Amazing. *takes it and solves it*
Friend:*glare*

i just wanted to say that your signature is freaking amazing

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Hah
Brought my LL 2x2 to school
Me:*scrambles it* Here, solve it
Friend: *fumbles around with it and solves one color* LOOK! *he tries to cover the cube with his hands and show only the solved side*
Me:Amazing. *takes it and solves it*
Friend:*glare*

i just wanted to say that your signature is freaking amazing

Thanks, but why did you quote my story?