Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

i was solving the cube oince and someone in my class said "hey, i can do the erubiks cube too, wel i can get the first five sides and then the last side is the hardest" LOL fail.....

also when i bring a big cube to chool, people ask this "WOW, is that like a million times a million?how many squares are there?"
 
"You wouldn't do it if you hadn't seen how on the internet" is so retarded and frustrating. Even more annoying is when kids on school see me solving and quickly ask me "how do you do it can you show me" as if learning is a matter of seconds :roll:
 
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fundash said:
*me explaining how I when I first tried lubing a cube, I used lotion* (to another cuber)
Non-cuber passing by: OMG WHAT?!?!? YOU USE LOTION TO LUBE UR CUBE!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
me: well...thats what I tried when first did it...
NC: LOLOLOLOL!!!!! What "lube" do you use now (struggling to keep in laughter)
Me: now I use silicone lube, it's called jig-a-loo
NC: OMGLOLOLOLOWTFBBQLOLOLO!!!!!!! JIG-A-LOOOB!!!!!LOLOLOLLOOLOL
me: no, its called jig-a-LOO
NC: W/e YOU USE JIGALOO LOLOLOL
me: just shut up...
NC: WAAAAA!!!! MOMY!!!
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You made him cry! You bastard!!
......still awesome, though
 
It's sort of my routine and entertainment to my "peers" to solve my 3x3 after gym but before we're excused to leave. They always say "You're gonna get all the p**** when you grow up" as a lighthearted joke. Yesterday, I brought in my F II (if you had one, you'd know that they are very fragile) and I was telling them to be careful with it while scrambling, and then of course two pieces popped, and the scrambler freaked out until I put them back in.
And a quote from urban dictionary:
rubik's shoulder
the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time
Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder
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:fp Please learn fingertricks
 
When they say, " Im going to mix it up so you cant solve it."
Me: I can still solve it no matter what.
Them: Yea right, watch.

(half of a class period later)

Them: here, TRY IT *****.
Me: uh...okay?

(about 55 sec later)

Them:






WTFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????!!!!!!!
And they show to their friends saying they solved it and mix it up again, until class ends.
 
lol, I brought a bunch of my cubes to camp with me this weekend. (In hindsight, probably not the best idea... they kept tossing them to each other but only actually caught them like a third of the time. >.< ) Anyway, I got a few fail comments.

"Can you decode it?" "Here, let me try to decode it" "Are you coding it or decoding it?" (Those were all the same kid obviously)

(From a kid doing some yo-yo tricks) "Hey, yo-yos are kinda like those Rubik's Cubes you do."
"What? How?"
"Well... cuz it's kinda fast and I put oil in the middle."

Another kid thought he was hilarious because every time he saw me solving he would be like "DUDE it's like Night at the Museum 2 when the guy says 'The cube of Rubik'". He seriously must have said that like 10 times. :fp
 
My Personal Top Ten

Top ten list:

10) Let me scramble it for you :cool:
9) You need a life :p
8) How often do you practice (often followed by #9)
7) You're so fast! (On a 45-second solve!) :)
6) Have you ever been in a competition? :fp
5) Why not?/You should (response to #5) :rolleyes:
4) How fast can you do it? :cool:
3) Have you figured that thing out yet? (mostly adults) :rolleyes:
2) I did 1/2/3/all sides once. :rolleyes:
1) I can do it too. Just take it apart and put it back together. (my least favourite) :fp
 
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Non-cuber: How do you do that?
I: well do you want to learn"
Person: Yes Please
I: Well are you determined?
Person: Yes oh yes (or) Shut up and just teach me
I: 5 seconds later confudse them with the quadratic formula
But If I do decide they are determined I teach them and oddly enoph they get it
 
I usually peel off the stickers.. thats what most people say. >__>
What i like to hear are people saying:

HEY I HAVE ONE OF THOSE. WANT IT? :)
 
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