Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[~Phoenix Death~]

I got this once:
"HEY DUDE LEMME SEE UR CUBE!" (It was an edison)
I threw it to him (on a bus), saying "Break it and I break your face."
So I'm sitting there for a bit, then I ask for it back.
"DEWD, I HAVE NO CLUE WAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!"
"^$#@ing seriously?" (At this point everyone on the bus is facepalming)
So I walk across the school bus and take his backpack and threw it to the middle of the bus. "WHAT THE HELL DUDE?! MY BACKPACK!" As he scrambles to get it, he pushes me over a seat (I'm a 7th grader). So, I break his glasses and his friend shakily gives me my cube as broken-glasses kid glares at me.

Good job.
Where was the cube?

 

[hyunchoi98]

I have TONS of material now because i have two girls that play with my cubes trying to get ONE SIDE not a LAYER
"Can i have the 4 one?"
"oh you mean the 2x2?"
"It's called a 2x2???"

 

[SebCube]

"I bet you cant do it if i turn all the colors and make it look weird"

oh also

"Can I try do your 1x1"

 

[xXzaKerXx]

I have TONS of material now because i have two girls that play with my cubes trying to get ONE SIDE not a LAYER
"Can i have the 4 one?"
"oh you mean the 2x2?"
"It's called a 2x2???"

lol i had this case once also. i went to toys 'r' us to get a 3x3. then i asked the cashier "do you sell 4x4s here?"
he said "yes we do."
then i thought i had overlooked some place and he brought me to a shelf filled with 2x2s...:fp

 

[Thomas09]

I was showing my uncles my cubes and they get me to solve some. Then my Uncle scrambles my 2x2 with U. He then goes on to time himself (with my stack mat). He does the U' to solve it and stops the timer. His time was something like 2 seconds and he said "World Record!". Then I say that that's still not the World Record and hes like lolwut.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

I have TONS of material now because i have two girls that play with my cubes trying to get ONE SIDE not a LAYER
"Can i have the 4 one?"
"oh you mean the 2x2?"
"It's called a 2x2???"

lol i had this case once also. i went to toys 'r' us to get a 3x3. then i asked the cashier "do you sell 4x4s here?"
he said "yes we do."
then i thought i had overlooked some place and he brought me to a shelf filled with 2x2s...:fp

Seriously, an employee failed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG7eq9hvcsg
Just shows even more how they fail.

 

[Jokerman5656]

Today I had someone say "woah that's a weird dice you have" in comment to my white DS. I laughed

 

[SkateboardingCuber]

It seems like everytime I somehow get the slightest chance to try BLD in school, someone taps me on the shoulder, says "why are you staring at that cube?", and won't shut up from there

YOU GOT A SPEEDSOLVING!
It's Ethan.
The kid at CMU with the white hoodie ^^
Nice sig.

Yep. I got it right after Carnegie Mellon but just starting using it this week

 

[SebCube]

"can i play on your square"

 

[cincyaviation]

"Oh, I've heard of that (my uncle, who figured it out partially by himself back in the 70's). So don't they like use stickers with different texture to do it (blindfolded)?"
"No, I just memorize the moves in order to solve it."
(Continues with moar explaining)

Scrambling the cube in the hallway, not even looking at it.
"Dang, you're fast at that thing."

"Your addicted to that thing."
"Your addicted to video games.The only difference is you don't go blind from a cube (excluding the gamecube)."

it wasnt around in the 70's, so someone isnt telling the truth...

 

[Cyrus C.]

"Oh, I've heard of that (my uncle, who figured it out partially by himself back in the 70's). So don't they like use stickers with different texture to do it (blindfolded)?"
"No, I just memorize the moves in order to solve it."
(Continues with moar explaining)

Scrambling the cube in the hallway, not even looking at it.
"Dang, you're fast at that thing."

"Your addicted to that thing."
"Your addicted to video games.The only difference is you don't go blind from a cube (excluding the gamecube)."

it wasnt around in the 70's, so someone isnt telling the truth...

Yes it was, 1974 I believe was when it was invented.

 

[CitricAcid]

"Oh, I've heard of that (my uncle, who figured it out partially by himself back in the 70's). So don't they like use stickers with different texture to do it (blindfolded)?"
"No, I just memorize the moves in order to solve it."
(Continues with moar explaining)

Scrambling the cube in the hallway, not even looking at it.
"Dang, you're fast at that thing."

"Your addicted to that thing."
"Your addicted to video games.The only difference is you don't go blind from a cube (excluding the gamecube)."

it wasnt around in the 70's, so someone isnt telling the truth...

Yes it was, 1974 I believe was when it was invented.

Yes, correct, but it was not mass produced until 1980.

 

[AndyRoo789]

My mum always calls my cubes, "dice".

 

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

My friends call the Rubiks Magic "Roti Canai", a Malaysian food.
Its just so standard in Malaysia, even some cubers call it Roti Canai.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EucCu1zafk

 

[cincyaviation]

"Oh, I've heard of that (my uncle, who figured it out partially by himself back in the 70's). So don't they like use stickers with different texture to do it (blindfolded)?"
"No, I just memorize the moves in order to solve it."
(Continues with moar explaining)

Scrambling the cube in the hallway, not even looking at it.
"Dang, you're fast at that thing."

"Your addicted to that thing."
"Your addicted to video games.The only difference is you don't go blind from a cube (excluding the gamecube)."

it wasnt around in the 70's, so someone isnt telling the truth...

Yes it was, 1974 I believe was when it was invented.

Yes, correct, but it was not mass produced until 1980.

so how is it that he obtained one?

 

[PEZenfuego]

"Oh, I've heard of that (my uncle, who figured it out partially by himself back in the 70's). So don't they like use stickers with different texture to do it (blindfolded)?"
"No, I just memorize the moves in order to solve it."
(Continues with moar explaining)

Scrambling the cube in the hallway, not even looking at it.
"Dang, you're fast at that thing."

"Your addicted to that thing."
"Your addicted to video games.The only difference is you don't go blind from a cube (excluding the gamecube)."

it wasnt around in the 70's, so someone isnt telling the truth...

Yes it was, 1974 I believe was when it was invented.

Yes, correct, but it was not mass produced until 1980.

so how is it that he obtained one?

Yeah, I agree with you. I'm in utter disbelief. Don't forget the eleventh commandment. "Thou shalt not forget dates."

 

[richardzhang]

I frekking hate it when im solving a cube and im up to pll and i do pll and people say you just had it i never know how to respond.

 

[iasimp1997]

Ima fast cuber, so sometimes I don't look ahead. I let people scramble my cubes cause they ask to, and then I do a really fast and choppy solve. Whenever I stop and look for the pieces, they say "YES! I messed it up so much you can't solve it!" or something like that. It gets irritating after a while.

 

[Fire Cuber]

they didn't believe if rubik's cube can be solved below 10 second. I was like that when I am non-cuber. I thought the world record was 30 seconds.

 

[lorki3]

Then my Uncle scrambles my 2x2 with U. He then goes on to time himself (with my stack mat). He does the U' to solve it and stops the timer. His time was something like 2 seconds and he said "World Record!". Then I say that that's still not the World Record and hes like lolwut.

OH OWNED