Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Tomk]

What's the world record?
err, 7.08 seconds
Isn't it unfair though because someone could get it one move away?
No, because everyone has the same chance of that happening and it's extreemly unlikely, have you ever got that case?
No, but it could happen couldn't it?
In theory but in practise it won't.
But wouldn't that be unfair?

 

[dunpeal2064]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

 

[cooldayr]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

i would have flipped her off

 

[FatBoyXPC]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

i would have flipped her off

Once she made the 3D comment I would have relentlessly commented on her stupidity until tears poured.

 

[zster007]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

 

[BeautifullyDecayed.]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

 

[PEZenfuego]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

It's a well-known fact that teenage boys are dumber.

 

[Cyrus C.]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

It's a well-known fact that teenage boys are dumber.

That proved it.

 

[BeautifullyDecayed.]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

It's a well-known fact that teenage boys are dumber.

That proved it.

I don't understand? That was spelt correctly wasn't it?

 

[PEZenfuego]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

It's a well-known fact that teenage boys are dumber.

That proved it.

I don't understand? That was spelt correctly wasn't it?

Spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat.

If you were wondering, "dumber" is in fact a word and the phrase, "more dumb" would not have been correct.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Gimme, I can solve it.

 

[nlCuber22]

Brother (visiting) saw me getting a 9 yesterday: (in order of him, me)
WHAT!? 9 seconds? No way.
Yeah way...it was lucky.
Let me mix it up for you (pet peeve)
Fine.
*He takes about 5 minutes scrambling*
HERE, you'll never get it!
I inspect for about 5 seconds and start the stackmat timer.
I get a 14.
HAHAHA! I told you that you couldn't do it in 9 seconds!
That was non-lucky though. And the solve wasn't that great.
Whatever, you probably cheated anyway
*Sigh*

 

[Cyrus C.]

teenage girl sees me playing with 5x5.

TG: Hey I have that on my gameboy!
Me: Really? how neat. Does it have a lot of puzzles on it?
TG: yeah, and they are way cooler than yours because they are in 3D!!
Me: .... isn't mine 3D as well?
TG: No, that one is flat. the one on my gameboy is all shiny and you can solve it a lot faster because of the stylus
Me: ..... *sadface*

I didn't give this girl a hard time... because at least she had a rubik's game of some sort

ummmm wow. i could see some dumb teenage girls doing something like that though.

And boys.

It's a well-known fact that teenage boys are dumber.

That proved it.

I don't understand? That was spelt correctly wasn't it?

Spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat.

If you were wondering, "dumber" is in fact a word and the phrase, "more dumb" would not have been correct.

Oh well then me tying to correct peoples grammar proved it.

 

[Ranzha]

Brother (visiting) saw me getting a 9 yesterday: (in order of him, me)
WHAT!? 9 seconds? No way.
Yeah way...it was lucky.
Let me mix it up for you (pet peeve)
Fine.
*He takes about 5 minutes scrambling*
HERE, you'll never get it!
I inspect for about 5 seconds and start the stackmat timer.
I get a 14.
HAHAHA! I told you that you couldn't do it in 9 seconds!
That was non-lucky though. And the solve wasn't that great.
Whatever, you probably cheated anyway
*Sigh*

I always say "Let's see YOU try." if someone pulls that on me.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

If they can't, I'd say, "BURNED, SISTA". Regardless, if they're a boy or girl.

 

[Cool Frog]

I need to post the pic of my cube with 5 sides solved.

 

[retr0]

If someone says "That's easy" or anything like that, I will always go out of my way to throw the cube at them and make them solve it.

I also dislike when people say to others "This guy is the fastest solver ever!" And I'm thinking "I average at 36 secs. I'm hardly a master.." but if I ever say that somebody'll say "Yeah the best is, what, 2 seconds, isn't it?"

¬.¬

 

[FatBoyXPC]

I always get that issue, retr0, along with something like this: "Wow you do it under a minute? That thing takes me years" Well the world record is 7 seconds... "That's impossible!!!"

 

[TEGTaylor]

I have this ipod touch app, its like random facts. I got one:"In 1982 a high school student from Los Angeles, Callifornia unscrambled the Rubik's Cube in 22.95 seconds." I was just like wow, this is recent.

 

[CitricAcid]

LOL to retrO and uh... FatBoy? LOLZ.

Anyway,

I get all these comments like-

"GET A LIFE, NOOB!"

RUBIK'S CUBES ARE FOR LOSERS

And then, these same people come up and beg me to let them see my cube, and teach them how to solve it.
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