Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Gollum999]

lol, the other night I was with some friends and pulled out my Rubik's keychain, and this kid walked up and was like "I've seen a really big one of those that is 9 across". He walked away and I was like :fp

 

[Cyrok215]

>*brings megaminxs to school*<

>*Walks up to "cool" kids*<

Kids: Woah that's like 10 sides!
Me: Actually it's 12.
Kids: WOOOOOAAAAHHH!
Kids: Hey it has a star on it!!!
Kids: It's a JEWbik's cube!!!

>*facepalm*<

 

[Ranzha]

>*brings megaminxs to school*<

>*Walks up to "cool" kids*<

Kids: Woah that's like 10 sides!
Me: Actually it's 12.
Kids: WOOOOOAAAAHHH!
Kids: Hey it has a star on it!!!
Kids: It's a JEWbik's cube!!!

>*facepalm*<

I :fped.

I got this yesterday when I was referring a young fellow who used the beginner's method but had a fair understanding of Fridrich to some sites for algorithms, and I was showing him that for him to learn 4LLL would be great, and stuff.
So a kid walks by saying, "You can DO that?" 1st :fp
Me: "Yes, I can."
Kid: "Nah, that's impossible! Only pure geniuses can solve it." 2nd :fp.
Me: -Solves it.-
Kid: "Oh. My. GAWD." 3rd :fp.
My friends were busting out in laughter.

Also, when bringing out my 5x5, I hear a lot of people go, "Is that like a mega*****in' Rubik's Cube?" and "That's like a super cube!" :fp.

Luckily, my slow solves (Rubik's 5x5 tells all) appeal to onlookers ftw!

 

[ianini]

kid: i bet i could solve your 2x2 (with a very confident tone)
me: i know you can't
kid: (he takes cube and scrambles it)
me: now solve it
kid: (10 minutes after he said he could solve it) i cant do it
me: :fp, (takes cube and walks away)

 

[yeee707]

I got my v cube 7 and my dad came in while I was studying fit SATs and he picked it up, popped it, said," why did you buy such crap?" and walked away without an apology.

Many people ask me if I'm solving it without looking when I'm just scrambling it. Also, they say they solved it before and then they can't even get a cross.

 

[Ranzha]

I got my v cube 7 and my dad came in while I was studying fit SATs and he picked it up, popped it, said," why did you buy such crap?" and walked away without an apology.

Douche....
Lol.

 

[fundash]

One guy came up to me, and he said he had a 4x4x4. I knew he might not know what he was talking about, so i asked him what he thought th "normal" rubiks cube was, and he said 3x3x9 :fp

 

[Lorenzo]

The other day, this girl said that she solved the cube in about 10 seconds before. I asked her what method she used and she said, "There are methods?"

 

[Ranzha]

The other day, this girl said that she solved the cube in about 10 seconds before. I asked her what method she used and she said, "There are methods?"

I lol'd.

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

I got my v cube 7 and my dad came in while I was studying fit SATs and he picked it up, popped it, said," why did you buy such crap?" and walked away without an apology.

Many people ask me if I'm solving it without looking when I'm just scrambling it. Also, they say they solved it before and then they can't even get a cross.

That's effing rude.

 

[Deleted member 4527]

I solve the cube in 20 seconds and they go "oh how long was that? five minutes?"

 

[Lorenzo]

*Takes out Pyraminx and twists only the tips then gives it to someone to solve*

Me: Here solve it.
Friend: WHAT! ARE YOU INSANE! YOU KNOW I CAN'T SOLVE ANY OF THAT STUFF!
Me: All you do is twist the tips.
Friend: Forget it. *moves on to whatever they were doing*


This happened to me the other day. lol

 

[i4sci]

Can u teach me right now - I hate that one
How do you do it - I also hate that one

 

[PEZenfuego]

Can u teach me right now - I hate that one
How do you do it - I also hate that one

No, it takes time.

But we have a whole 10 minutes!:fp

 

[waffle=ijm]

Are you just turning Randomly? Or do you what you're doing? I get EVERYDAY often from the same people.

 

[Cyrok215]

I used to get:

How do you do it?
TEACH ME!

I don't anymore...

I always respond with:

You see you have to turn the sides... BUT also match the colours up at the same time.

or

It's really simple just do D'RUFL'B2 until it solves.

 

[PEZenfuego]

I used to get:

How do you do it?
TEACH ME!

I don't anymore...

I always respond with:

You see you have to turn the sides... BUT also match the colours up at the same time.

or

It's really simple just do D'RUFL'B2 until it solves.

That's funny because anyone who wants to believe that WILL believe that.

 

[Lorenzo]

*Takes out Megaminx*

"WHOAHHHH"

nuff said.

 

[Pi-Chan]

I solved it once by luck but can't to it again!

 

[ZamHalen]

This gai is all hai on da weed and haz 2 b hai to dew it
Yeah very stupid