Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[waffle=ijm]

I got this one today.

Dude - "There's only like 100 people who can do that cube."
Me - Out of breath from laughing

 

[Cyrok215]

I got this one today.

Dude - "There's only like 100 people who can do that cube."
Me - Out of breath from laughing

Maybe he meant to say "There's only like 100 people who have done that cube." and he was referring to your cube in particular.

That ruined it....

 

[philliesrule3690]

I hate it when people take 10 minutes if you let them mix it up for you when I could have done just as good of job in like 10 seconds, they think I'm just doing a reverse scramble so the more moves I do the longer it will take.

 

[TacticalPenguin]

I got this one today.

Dude - "There's only like 100 people who can do that cube."
Me - Out of breath from laughing

Maybe he meant to say "There's only like 100 people who have done that cube." and he was referring to your cube in particular.

That ruined it....

I lol'd

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

"you cheated"
Me: How in the living **** do I cheat?

"You memorize the combination"
"I DO have a life"

 

[Tim Major]

My Avatar is the 215th result when searching Cyrok on Google Images

No it's not. I just checked. Oh, but I bet you knew that.:fp to me.

"I can solve it just wait." (goes into a room) 5 min. later. "Look I solved it." and blue is next to green.

If someone did that do my cube I would kill them.

 

[Twofu2]

My Avatar is the 215th result when searching Cyrok on Google Images

No it's not. I just checked. Oh, but I bet you knew that.:fp to me.

"I can solve it just wait." (goes into a room) 5 min. later. "Look I solved it." and blue is next to green.

If someone did that do my cube I would kill them.

Exactly, what I would do too, but that won't happen because my stickers are so old, if they get taken off, they can't be put back on.

 

[Cyrok215]

Newer Cuber Just said: "Should I Jig-a-lube it???" >*facepalm*<

 

[Cyrok215]

My Avatar is the 215th result when searching Cyrok on Google Images

No it's not. I just checked. Oh, but I bet you knew that.:fp to me.

"I can solve it just wait." (goes into a room) 5 min. later. "Look I solved it." and blue is next to green.

If someone did that do my cube I would kill them.

Images changes results. It was when I searched.

 

[Forte]

Newer Cuber Just said: "Should I Jig-a-lube it???" >*facepalm*<

YESSS!!!

What I will say from now on when lubricating twisty puzzles

 

[Ranzha]

JIG-A-LOO!!!!

Whenever I talk about Jig-A-Loo to non-cubers, they're all like, "Is this what I think it is?" Then after I tell them it's a lubricant, they go, "Why not just use WD-40?"
:fp
I told this one guy that WD-40 rots the plastic, and he shoved his finger in my face and said, "YOU LIE."
I lol'd.

 

[NanoCuber]

*30 second solve*
Non-cuber : OMG that must be a world record.
Me: It's like 7 seconds.
Non-cuber: No, I'm positive!
Youtube: pwned.

*Solving the v-7*
Non-cuber: Is that one of those 15 by 15's?
Me: This is a 7 by 7.
Non-cuber: Do you have a 15 by 15
Me: Their impossible to make.
Non-cuber: No! I've seen one!
*Facepalm*

Haha. Thats happened with me to

 

[V-te]

I got this today.
*cubing in lunch line*
*kid sees me*
"Wait slow down a bit"
*slows*
"oh ok"
*Me curious*
"why did you tell me to slow?"
"I thought you were pressing buttons that changed the color because I couldn't see you twist it."
"WTF???""

 

[Gollum999]

I got this today.
*cubing in lunch line*
*kid sees me*
"Wait slow down a bit"
*slows*
"oh ok"
*Me curious*
"why did you tell me to slow?"
"I thought you were pressing buttons that changed the color because I couldn't see you twist it."
"WTF???""

XD Epic lulz.

The other day some pieces popped while I was scrambling. I put them back in, but then I didn't solve the cube right after that... I solved it later, only to find out that I put those pieces in wrong. :/ Then, of course, when I took them out to fix them, people were like "you cheated!!!!1!!!". :fp

 

[Waffle's Minion]

My Avatar is the 215th result when searching Cyrok on Google Images

No it's not. I just checked. Oh, but I bet you knew that.:fp to me.

"I can solve it just wait." (goes into a room) 5 min. later. "Look I solved it." and blue is next to green.

If someone did that do my cube I would kill them.

Exactly, what I would do too, but that won't happen because my stickers are so old, if they get taken off, they can't be put back on.

You you peel the stickers off my cube, I peel off your arm.

 

[Daniel Wu]

I have my square 1 and people are like woah. Give me. NAAAAAAAOOOOO!!!
So I give it to them and they're like, How do you turn this thing???

 

[PEZenfuego]

Can you turn that diagonally?-my friend

Sure can-me (Does Y perm)

WOW!- my friend.

 

[Ashmnafa]

JIG-A-LOO!!!!

Whenever I talk about Jig-A-Loo to non-cubers, they're all like, "Is this what I think it is?" Then after I tell them it's a lubricant, they go, "Why not just use WD-40?"
:fp
I told this one guy that WD-40 rots the plastic, and he shoved his finger in my face and said, "YOU LIE."
I lol'd.

One of my friends knows the beginners method, and he DID lube his with WD-40.

 

[Thomas09]

Them:Hey, have you got a 12x12?
Me: They don't exist.
Them: Yeah they do, I've seen them on Youtube.
Me: No the largest is the 7x7. The 12x12 has not even been patented.
Them: No, it was real.
Me: Was it on a computer program, like Gabbasoft?
Them: No when the guy held it, his finger like covered 5 pieces.
:fp Why is it always the cubes larger than 10x10?

Another one:
I was teaching a friend about ZBF2L (no, not all the algorithms). And a noob comes and is like: Is that solving the F2L using on Z PLL's (yes, I know) and B?

 

[V-te]

Today I was standing in line for lunch again, holding the cube scrambling.
A group of about 4 wanna-be gansters are looking at me and they ask me
"How fast can you do that?"
"In about 28-32 seconds, depends"
"Here let me scramble it"
So I let him scramble it and he gives it back and says
" Ok ready go"

Cross: "Woah your fingers man!!"
F2L: "Dayum, How do you even know what you are doing?"
Oll: Man how do you, oh, you almost ha..*Pll*
*everyone of them at the same time*
WOOOAAAHHH!!!!!!! That was AMMMAZZING!!!!
*Everyone in cafeteria looks*
Me: *Walks aways whistling*

Lol. You had to be there, that was the best reaction ever from a non-cuber.