Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Holger]

Try D2 R2 F2 Z-perm F2 R2 D2

4 sides solved

 

[miniGOINGS]

it is possible to solve 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6 sides. Just pointing that out.

:fp

(M2 U2 M2 U2) or (R2 U2 R2 U2 R2 U2) or (R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2).

 

[waffle=ijm]

it is possible to solve 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6 sides. Just pointing that out.

:fp

(M2 U2 M2 U2) or (R2 U2 R2 U2 R2 U2) or (R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2).

roux user just pwn you

 

[miniGOINGS]

it is possible to solve 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6 sides. Just pointing that out.

:fp

(M2 U2 M2 U2) or (R2 U2 R2 U2 R2 U2) or (R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2).

roux user just pwn you

Haha, Roux-five!

 

[Ranzha]

I hate the people who go "Well, try and beat my teacher's record. It's liek 4 secs."
:fp

This thread is coming along well.

When I showed someone my speedcube (it's white) they were all liek,
"How'd you get that? I thought they only coWD-40me in black!"
Then I say, "Uh, you can buy one of these online. You can adjust it too because it has screws and springs to help make it faster."
"Cheater. You can't do that."
"Uh, yes I can. You can also lubricate it."
"Liek with WD-40?"
:fp "No, that rots the plastic."
"No it doesn't!"
"Yeah, it does. I use heavy duty silicone."
"Well, then, can I see it?"
They bang it on the floor and a few centre caps fall off and a row comes out.
"Ha! I broke your cube!"
-Reassembles.-
Them: "F*** you."

 

[Xquare-1]

i dont think it is their fault, those are normal questions to non cubers. But you will go insane teaching them

 

[Ranzha]

Yeah, but he took it the wrong way.

Also, I got a 360 yesterday, and when I brought it to my friend's birthday party, one guy at the bowling alley said, "That's so easy."
I handed it to him and he didn't know it works by gravity and physics, so he was all dumfounded and stuff.
XD I inserted one. "See? Physics."
Him: "YOU LIE!"
XD

 

[V-te]

Everyone in school thinks I made the v-cubes because of the letter V in the middle.
Yay V-teCubes! lol. j/k

 

[PatrickJameson]

it is possible to solve 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6 sides. Just pointing that out.

:fp

(M2 U2 M2 U2) or (R2 U2 R2 U2 R2 U2) or (R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2).

roux user just pwn you

Haha, Roux-five!

Um, isn't this implying that Roux users pwning people is a rare occurance, therefore making them inferior to others who pwn on a regular basis, who happen to use another method besides Roux?

Besides, he didn't 'pwn' ben1996123, ben1996123 just completely failed. To truly pwn him, in my opinion, would require him doing something most people would find greater than the norm. He just provided information that is known to most of the people on this forum. Doesn't seem very great.

 

[miniGOINGS]

it is possible to solve 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6 sides. Just pointing that out.

:fp

(M2 U2 M2 U2) or (R2 U2 R2 U2 R2 U2) or (R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2 R2 U2 L2 D2).

roux user just pwn you

Haha, Roux-five!

Um, isn't this implying that Roux users pwning people is a rare occurance, therefore making them inferior to others who pwn on a regular basis, who happen to use another method besides Roux?

Besides, he didn't 'pwn' ben1996123, ben1996123 just completely failed. To truly pwn him, in my opinion, would require him doing something most people would find greater than the norm. He just provided information that is known to most of the people on this forum. Doesn't seem very great.

I didn't imply that i "pnw"ed him, that's just what Waffle said. I was just showing him how he was wrong.

 

[TheMatureOne]

*solving cube* ZOMG DUMAZZ YOU COULDA JUST SOLVED TEH BOTTOM!!!! "I use Roux" WHUZZAT? " its a different method of solving the cube" THERZ UH METHOD? "um...yeah?" oMG SO ALL THE WORLD RECORD GUYS CHEAT DEN? *facepalm*


*solving megaminx* HOLY SHIZNIP THATS NOT REAL! "how is it not real im holding it right here." SO?

*solving pyraminx/2x2* OH U BOUGHT UR TRIANGLE/BOX?

 

[PatrickJameson]

I didn't imply that i "pnw"ed him, that's just what Waffle said. I was just showing him how he was wrong.

Oh, I wasn't saying you implied that you pwned him, even though you did imply that you agreed with waffle=ijm who said you pwned him.

Either way, my original statement was pointed towards both of you, not just you, with the assumption that you agreed with waffle=ijm.

 

[miniGOINGS]

*solving cube* ZOMG DUMAZZ YOU COULDA JUST SOLVED TEH BOTTOM!!!! "I use Roux" WHUZZAT? " its a different method of solving the cube" THERZ UH METHOD? "um...yeah?" oMG SO ALL THE WORLD RECORD GUYS CHEAT DEN? *facepalm*


*solving megaminx* HOLY SHIZNIP THATS NOT REAL! "how is it not real im holding it right here." SO?

*solving pyraminx/2x2* OH U BOUGHT UR TRIANGLE/BOX?

You use Roux?

I didn't imply that i "pnw"ed him, that's just what Waffle said. I was just showing him how he was wrong.

Oh, I wasn't saying you implied that you pwned him, even though you did imply that you agreed with waffle=ijm who said you pwned him.

Either way, my original statement was pointed towards both of you, not just you, with the assumption that you agreed with waffle=ijm.

Ok, gotcha.

 

[Ranzha]

Me: "I need to practise Roux."
Friend: "Why Roux? Learn full PLL first."
Outsider: "Wtf are you talking about?"
Me: "We're talking about what I should do in means of solving a Rubik's Cube."
Outsider: "You're newf-gs. Just give me it and I'll mess it up so you CAN'T solve it."
-He scrambles, and I solve about 37 secs, above my average.-
"WTF? I made it impossible!"

Another one happened a week ago when I was solving in a line waiting to get on a roller coaster.

This is just like last tiem, but this time, I was solving just LL to practise.
-Solves.-
Random dude: "That was great. Never seen someone do that." -Hands me 10 bucks.-
Me: "Sweet, thanks. It's not as hard as you think."
RD: "I'd never be able."

Lol, this isn't a non-cuber saying a darned thing, but yet an accomplishment, I would say XD.
Free $10 is always good, amirite?

 

[Gollum999]

Another one happened a week ago when I was solving in a line waiting to get on a roller coaster.

This is just like last tiem, but this time, I was solving just LL to practise.
-Solves.-
Random dude: "That was great. Never seen someone do that." -Hands me 10 bucks.-
Me: "Sweet, thanks. It's not as hard as you think."
RD: "I'd never be able."

Lol, this isn't a non-cuber saying a darned thing, but yet an accomplishment, I would say XD.
Free $10 is always good, amirite?

Lucky! I should bring my cube with me more often.

Off topic: One time a friend of mine was telling us pi to 100+ digits and a random stranger walked up and gave him $5 for it.

Back on topic: One time I showed my V7 to a few friends, and someone was like "WOAH that thing has like 50 sides!" :fp

 

[fundash]

this was at school awile ago...(i mean last year)

*Solving cube while a small crowd watches me*
*Cube pops*
Crowd: *GASP* You Cheat! You just do that so fast we can't see you doing it!!!
Me: ..........
*I take the piece back out because i put it back incorrectly*
Crowd: Hey YOUR CHEATING AGAIN! We cought you twice,we're leaving!
*Crowd leaves*
Me: realizes how much people hesitate to think about anything...

 

[Lorenzo]

this was at school awile ago...(i mean last year)

*Solving cube while a small crowd watches me*
*Cube pops*
Crowd: *GASP* You Cheat! You just do that so fast we can't see you doing it!!!
Me: ..........
*I take the piece back out because i put it back incorrectly*
Crowd: Hey YOUR CHEATING AGAIN! We cought you twice,we're leaving!
*Crowd leaves*
Me: realizes how much people hesitate to think about anything...

did you explain to them that it was a pop before they got to talk?

 

[fundash]

this was at school awile ago...(i mean last year)

*Solving cube while a small crowd watches me*
*Cube pops*
Crowd: *GASP* You Cheat! You just do that so fast we can't see you doing it!!!
Me: ..........
*I take the piece back out because i put it back incorrectly*
Crowd: Hey YOUR CHEATING AGAIN! We cought you twice,we're leaving!
*Crowd leaves*
Me: realizes how much people hesitate to think about anything...

did you explain to them that it was a pop before they got to talk?

yea, but they didn't listen....

 

[Ranzha]

Another one happened a week ago when I was solving in a line waiting to get on a roller coaster.

This is just like last tiem, but this time, I was solving just LL to practise.
-Solves.-
Random dude: "That was great. Never seen someone do that." -Hands me 10 bucks.-
Me: "Sweet, thanks. It's not as hard as you think."
RD: "I'd never be able."

Lol, this isn't a non-cuber saying a darned thing, but yet an accomplishment, I would say XD.
Free $10 is always good, amirite?

Lucky! I should bring my cube with me more often.

Off topic: One time a friend of mine was telling us pi to 100+ digits and a random stranger walked up and gave him $5 for it.

Lol, I can get to 121 digits of pi XD.
3.14159265358979323...
You know the drill, obviously XD.

Also, I just got a 360 and when I took it to a birthday party everybody was liek, "Omg, how do you do that? It looks so easy!"
They were referring to the fact that they thought each hole was stationary, not controlled by gravity and physics. :fp
-Solves it in about 5 minutes.-
"Woahz!"

 

[V-te]

*Solving a V-cube 5 at high speed*
* substitute is looking*
*finishes*
Sub : "Good Job."
Myself "thanks"
Sub: you know, I remember when those (3x3)came out, *me starts listening hoping for a good story*
Sub continues: " My sister and I bought one, and we had no Idea how to solve it. We spent a good two weeks on it, came pretty close, but at the end we just decided *she chuckles* To take it apart and put it back together.
Then when we went back to school, we showed everyone, and everyone thought we could solve it. Then this guy miked it up and this time *Smiling* took of all the stickers and put them back on. *Class starts laughing*
After that every person in our School would bring their cube to us to solve it, and it was always the same thing."

Me: *extreme sarcasm* ha ha. I'm surprised how the stickers joke never gets old. :fp